Hawk 34

Whoo, these people really lucked out that somebody started attacking title contenders. This match is reaching Edge-Cena levels here and its only May.

Hey, Justin Credible got re-hired. Good for him, Target doesn't pay a good wage.

Oh, knowing WWE, whomever wins the Rumble will challenge for the same title as Kennedy intends to and it's a three way dance instead.

That was quite the intense gaze at the end there, Kenny.

There's some hardcore piercings you got there guys.

I just want to see a show where the entire roster gets food poisoning expect Viscera of course. 2 hour Viscera in concert~!.

Oh, Orton has gone nuts and is getting fired. That's clever.

They just wanted to make sure they got on tonight. Flair needs a paycheck for the IRS and Torrie needs an upgrade. Apple crops are dying due to droughts. Benjamin needs a new XBOX360 and Haas lost his side job as Mark Jindrak impersonator.

Duggan doing it for America for no real logical reason would do it for me. Shawn never did say he was sorry for RRKO attacking him. Duggan's been harboring a grudge ever since.

I was hoping Val would say something to piss off McMahon there. "You! Get in the ring! You'll be in the main event."

For once, I'd like to see a JTTS be responsible for these attacks. Rikishi didn't count, he had his reasons. VAL VENIS! Any time someone is hurt, he just happens to be there. Hmmm...

"Is that live in the back?" No, King. It was from 2012. Hiro tripped up and sent 2012 Shawn to tonight.

Oh, man. We're not going to get Carlito/Flair-WGTT tonight? Damn. Fuck it, make that the main event.

It's Jacksonville, Florida. What you think.

Jacksonville, Florida will tear him apart. Or sit idle and wait for the next booking pattern to take hold.

Yes. Details on the front page.

I hope this goes 55 minutes.

Fuck, Lucky You will make double what Condemned across the country in one theater in Omaha on friday afternoon.

Is anyone really surprised that Snoop was a Snuka fan?

WWE better get special permission to air the Shawn-Cena match during commericals of L&O:SVU

The cards 4/27 St. Paul ROH World Title Takeshi Morishima Vs Austin Aries FIP World Heavyweight Title Roderick Strong Vs Christopher Daniels World Tag Team Titles Ultimate Endurance Rules Jay and Mark Briscoe Vs Mike Quackenbush and Jigsaw Vs Pelle Primeau and Mitch Franklin Vs Hallowicked and Gran Akuma Anything Goes Colt Cabana and Homicide Vs Brent Albright and Adam Pearce W/Shane Hagadorn Special Challenge BJ Whitmer Vs Shingo FCS Jack Evans Vs Delirious Vs Rocky Romero Vs Erick Stevens SHIMMER Tag Team Lacey and Rain Vs Sara Del Ray and Allison Danger 4/28-GOOD TIMES, GREAT MEMORIES Farewell Match Adam Pearce Vs Colt Cabana ROH World Title Takeshi Morishima Vs Shingo ROH World Tag Titles Jay and Mark Briscoe Vs Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin Grudge Match Jack Evans Vs Roderick Strong Grudge Match Rocky Romero Vs Austin Aries Three Way Dance Homicide Vs BJ Whitmer Vs Brent Albright Six Man Mayhem Mike Quackenbush Vs Hallowicked Vs Jigsaw Vs Pelle Primeau Vs Delirious Vs Gran Akuma Special Challenge Erick Stevens Vs Christopher Daniels

Shouldn't McMahon, whom hates Austin not have THREE posters of him in his office? Maria, Maria, Maria. Damn. Just damn.

He's trying so hard with the accent.

So much for Punk-Burke being the focus of ECW. We got three weeks out of it before McMahon came back.

Wouldn't the logical third match be a no time limit 2/3 falls match? Setting up the obvious draw finish again leading to a 60 minute iron man match at JD? Once you go 50+ you don't stop. Maybe I watch too much ROH.