Hawk 34

So, when does Stephanie give up and let Dusty and Lagana run Raw? They made ECW something tremendous and we saw what they did with Smackdown.

The offensive struggles for Cincinnati end as the bats came out to play tonight. Currently a 11-5 game.

They keep him under contract for this one night a year. Like Funaki when they go to Japan.

Each and every week, Elijah continues to impress me. They had a great core with Burke and Punk for ECW not to mention RVD whom is still quite over. Once Lashley moves over to Raw or SD full-time, ECW will really be rolling.

Anyone get that feeling of Punk channeling RVD's time with the Alliance? Edit: Punk is totally doing exactly what I exprected him to do as I said in the spoiler thread.

Orton's fine in taped skits or quick backstage promos but 90% of his routine consists of repeating his lines and mentioning destiny at least 3-4 times per sentence.

May have been the best advertising in the history of TNA and they probably had nothing to do with it. TNA WRESTLING: When pissed off cripples can't solve medical mysteries, we can. It didn't just show two random wrestlers in a cage match, but it showed the name. Kudos to the producers for finding the right match to blend with that scene. A monster killing someone but not knowing to stop.

Abyss being used to solve a medical mystery was awesome. TNA is the only thing to puzzle House.

No. It's a Ryan Adams song. McGraw covered it. Among others are Tyler Hilton/Bethany Lenz (One Tree Hill), The Coors, Bono and Phil Lesh.

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I'm glad he didn't. I didn't want to hear a Matt Hughes-related song... This week was as gloriously bad as we pretty much thought it'd be. I think that Phil's still Dead Man Walking though, because really, noone gives a shit about Phil. See, that's a Jamie Gibson song. Not Matt Hughes.

It's LaKisha Vs Chris tomorrow. Sanjaya was horrible as well but Chris was much worse and LaKisha was the annual top player that blows it in the middle of the show. I told you one of the big two would bomb it once they got out of the safe genres. Really bad song choices tonight.

Sid was great for all the wrong reasons. Does Yoko count? It wasn't really his character to speak anyways outside of BANZAI! Lesnar took a long time to get going with promos as well. Orton is usually atrocious doing promos. Luger was mentioned and that is a no-brainer.

Fuck. Blake could have ripped big time off Cash or Hank but goes with a over-covered recent hit song.

You mean the whores on Wilfy's leg didn't convince you? I'm still trying to grasp the logistics of a hockey-masked homunculus hatching from his shoulder. What? I like Friday the 13th. I collect the comics. I collect the figures. I have t-shirts, posters and all other types of shit. I just like the films. I like pro wrestling, I collect the dvds and sometimes buy PPV's. I owned a couple of t-shirts in my youth. I just like wrasslin. You won't see me with a tattoo of Chris Benoit putting Hulk Hogan in a cross-face on my arm.

Let's just wrap ahead to the final three of Jordin, Melinda and Blake. The rest is just excess time. Yes, Leena. She looked better tonight then she has throughout the show.

Simon is playing the game tonight. Down goes Sanjaya and now Chris. Oh, pulling the VT card.

Just get him out. Now. I just wanna see what the hell Blake does tonight. I dare him to beat box "Country Boy Can Survive".

Didn't someone do Kelly at this stage last year and bomb it and it led them to the slaughter? Or was that a previous season? Anyways, I said for weeks once these two got out of their comfort range and they will slip. That was the case with LaKisha here. It won't murder her, though with Sanjaya and Chris hanging around.

Country has a rich history but she's doing a quite recent song by an idol winner? OK. At least she didn't take the easy way out with "Always Love You".

Phil stepped up tonight and Jordin was solid. Sanjaya's run better end tonight. Not that Phil deserves to stick around but he did well tonight. Sanjaya's act has run stale. He'll probably stick around one more week since I expect Chris to finally bottom out. Also, one of the big two is bound to have a really off night and lose votes because of voter confidence.

Londrick dropping the titles is hardly a bullshit move and where the event occurs is meaningless. The reaction would be the same in Nebraska as it was overseas. This gives something new to this program. D&D is hardly a tremendous team but right now they are clearly the best option out there with Londrick. Edit: It seems that the idea is for Punk to fuck with Burke for all his recruiting bullshit and screw him in the end and explain that he's always been on his own. I mean he's quite suddenly pissing Burke right off the bat and making him look second string. I think that would just be more interesting. Burke can't work as a face but Punk, punking people again is a good thing to do.

A show built around Punk and Burke is damn good stuff.

It's Young? I had been hearing Chad Johnson for awhile which makes sense because they haven't used a WR for the cover.

I've noticed an increase in security on campus this morning. I really feel safer now knowing that rented cops are keeping a watchful eye of homicidal nutjobs.