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Cabana isn't a gaping hole. Jacobs, Whitmer and Rave being out is much more damaging. However, again, the NOAH and DG guys along with Danielson returning soothes things.

Not enough! Ha. God. Well, most of them actually. Except Torrie, Candice, Ashley...none of the current DIVAS have done Playboy as WWE Divas (not sure if any did anything before hand, although the Mickie pictures are common). Might as well just do the multi-diva edition next year and do a eight-woman tag between the naked chicks and the clothed chicks at Mania.

No. Haley's bottom three because people are dumb like that but she isn't going yet. Chris or Phil are out the door and it better be Chris. *-Bottom three Overall rankings 1. Melinda 2. Blake 3. LaKisha 4. Jordin 5. Haley* 6. Sanjaya 7. Gina 8. Phil* 9. Chris*

I loved Striker's "Oh, fuck!" reaction when Corvon went off on Punk. I keep saying this but I'm dissapointed that Brooke hasn't been paired with Edge or some other sleazy heel. Seems she'd be perfect for it.

He has an office job if I heard correctnly, him and Nova. Yes but another key reason that he never got a huge push is because of his consistant injuries. He's really good in his role and I'd say he's quite happy.

"Rapping, get shot at! that's extreme!"

They finally called it the Go 2 Sleep.

Yet, they still won't give us Punk-Guido. It's the only jobber Punk hasn't worked in ECW. Hell, just move Jamie Gibson over and let them do their awesomeness.

I'm not sure. They kept Punk intact and a huge part of each men, is their connection with each other and their ability to mesh so well. Colt's a great fit for ECW or Smackdown since he can work a good style, do comedy or brawls and because of the in-place connection with Punk. I figure they can stretch Punk making his decision and denying each group for another 6 weeks. Which is in time for Cabana to debut. Speak of the devil. Notice you don't see many Lashley signs but Punk signs are all over the place? Richards? They really need new blood on the roster.

If it means taking Jeff's fanbase to get a reaction, so be it.

Stop calling people by initals. A-ROD. D-CAB and all the other dumb ones. Real nicknames, people.

They are real life best friends (even lived together) and went through the indies together after going through same training company. They formed the SCS(they formed other groups, but this was big one) along with their trainer Ace Steel (also under WWE contract). They could easily have each group go after Punk and since Punk is a man of personal conviction, can only trust his child-hood best friend (not true, but that'd be the set up for his debut) to help combat the two groups. Of course, despite being best friends, they are totally different personalities which adds for tremendous comedic value.

Ouch. That has to hurt your reputation and value as a program.

Punk turning right now is a big mistake. While I love his work as a heel, he needs to keep this momentum as a face going. The best choice is for him to deny both groups. NB for their "group" mentality and the Originals for being everything he is against. Punk standing on his own does more for him.

Ya' know. They really peaked last year. They scored a goofy winner that might sell to a specific niche market but also gained a female whom will probably find more work in film/tv and possibly have success there and of course, the one whom aside from Carrie and Kelly, will be the biggest star to emerge from the show (and could easily surprass them as well). This year will be the year of Sanjaya and someone who goes the way of Fantastia appealing to a small but productive demographic. Blake might do something as a producer using the name value caught on the show but still, it's hard to match with last season's big three.

No. He still brings more value then Chris and Phil do. Sanjaya gets it. The other two think they really have a shot at this. In fact, he'll outlast one of the two mega-houses (Melinda/LaKisha) and possibly Gina as well.

I keep saying this every week but I still can't buy Melinda as a winner.

Assuming that LaKisha does her usual thing, I think we can slot Chris, Phil and probably Haley. Not that Haley was bad and to me, Gina was worse but it seems second nature for Haley to get in the bottom three per weekly basis. I think we need to send Chris out. Phil still have that amusing creepy vibe. Chris brings nothing to the dance.

Okay, Haley. Bore us before LaKisha murders you. Ugh, I hate when they look so much better in the practice session then the actual performence. Hey, stop Kat Phee'n this thing. You can't pull it off nor do you have tits to compare.

Now, he has facial hair going. Awesome. Before she even performs, Haley's gone tomorrow. Oh, Haley. Wrong color. Reminds me of some 1950's kitchen.

Young Frank Sinatra? Crack head.

He is the only guy worth anything, so that goes a long way. Sanjaya is the human train wreck appeal, but Phil and Chris bring nothing to the table. Blake also has the look and personality that can play well in the main stream which the other males don't. Sanjaya is a more extreme version of William Hung.

I don't know how Cabana looks "indy" when he always stood out from the rest thanks to his thickness, charisma and ability to do a variety of styles. He's roughly the same size (as Dragon said) as most of the current pushed mid-card which about where Cabana should be. He's a great comedy who has already done many WWE comedy skits, so obviously, they like what he can do with that. He worked well against other WWE talent.

It's Tony Bennett night. Any word on who performs what? Is it Bennett exclusive songs or songs he has also covered?

This weekend, in Detroit will be a huge weekend in professional wrestling thanks to two promotions and three star-studded and loaded nights. It begins on Friday night with ROH and a huge card. The legendary Bruno Sammartino will be at the March 30th event only and he will be available for autographs!!! Eight Man All Star Dragon Gate Rules Match Austin Aries, Delirious, Rocky Romero, & Claudio Castagnoli vs. CIMA, Susumu Yokosuka, Dragon Kid, & Ryo Saito World Tag Team Title Match Naruki Doi & Shingo defend vs. Jay & Mark Briscoe Former Partners Collide Roderick Strong vs. Jack Evans ROH vs. Dragon Gate Davey Richards vs. Masaaki Mochizuki Special Attraction Christopher Daniels vs. Homicide Anything Goes Mixed Tag Team Match BJ Whitmer & Daizee Haze vs. Jimmy Jacobs & Lacey Four Corner Survival Matt Sydal vs. Colt Cabana vs. Chris Hero with Larry Sweeney vs. Adam Pearce with Shane Hagadorn Plus: Nigel McGuinness, Brent Albright, Pelle Primeau, YAMATO & more!!!