Hawk 34

People like to act as if this means nothing but tell that Dusty, Fuji and the others. This isn't for people like us. It's for those guys to get up and roast each other, praise each other and tell old stories. The annual bickering about the integrity of this event really became banal. It'd probably be better if it wasn't taped and in front of the fans. A private event would really be a great thing but obviously that isn't happening.

I love Dusty. Just putting over the old-timers.

I just thought it was silly to give him a standing ovation because he's injured.

What? Did HHH announce his retirement or something?

Cody needs to show up on Monday and take Orton out and take his spot. At worst, Cody will just get fat like his father. In just that one promo, he's shown more skills at talking then Orton and "It's uh, my, destiny you see uh, my destiny is to win because, uh, its my destiny".

I still don't why Dustin isn't under contract. He'd be a killer commentator as well and he could teach the kids to promo and sell. Maybe show Lashley how to do a running power slam.

Bye Randy, Hello Cody. Even his daughter is a looker. How did that happen?

Dustin is fishing for a job again. Cody is a dead ringer for Matt Sydal. I'm telling you, monday morning, Dustin will be hired again. Cody doesn't look like a Rhodes but he sure talks like one.

It's not like Snoop Dogg is a hard person to get. He'll do anything. You think Foley's a whore? Try Snoop.

The oldest son looked like he didn't want to be there at all.

I really can't wait for the Perfect DVD.

Lawler is pissed he missed seeing Cleveland get beat down in Memphis.

Didn't Lawler say that Russel had personal issues to take care of. It was Dunn who refused Russell though. They could have just used Brian Christopher, its not like he'll be the only former employee inducting their father tonight.

At least Stallone had a legit connection to Hogan. Shatner just came for the paycheck and free comp'd hotel. Shatner isn't a friend or even a fan. Too bad Carey turned it down. Lawler feuded with 150 people over the last 40 years...any of them would have been suited more then Shatner who had a bit cameo 12 years ago and openly said he hated it.

That was cute. "I am a wrestling fan" and pan to Batista.

Yes.

Yes, he was. At the start of the package, he was shown.

Full results are up. From the looks of it, looks like they put the cage match earlier because Jacobs went over and wanted to have the high flying match to close the show on a high. The cage match looks insane.

Johan Santana, of course.

A morphing set? Good lord. Will they do something for Khali, since the entrance is 187 feet long, it takes him five minutes on the regular walk way... A specific entrance for each person sounds interesting...

-Briscoe is out on the mic. Tonight it will be Jay & Delirious vs Sydal and Daniels. The match is up now. 1) Delirious & Jay Briscoe defeat Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal when Delirious pinned Sydal. Daniels played a mega heel in this one. 2) Claudio Castagnoli defeats YAMATO. 3) Do or Die Match: Erick Stevens DESTROYS Mitch Franklin. -Larry Sweeney and Hero are out with Johnny Fairplay. 4) Nigel McGuinness defeated Chris Hero. Fairplay mauled with a lariat as well. -Davey Richards comes out and announced Rocky Romero as the new member of the NRC. 5) Jack Evans & Naruki Doi defeat Davey Richards & Rocky Romero when Jack hit the 630. 6) Homicide defeats Brent Albright via DQ when Pearce interferes 2 minutes in. Colt Cabana is out .... tag match! The 4 are brawling all over the place. 7) Colt Cabana & Homicide defeat Pearce and Albright after Cornette sprays Albright by mistake and Colt gets the pin. 8) Whitmer vs Jacobs in the cage has began. -Jimmy Jacobs has lost 2 teeth!! -Both guys spiked one another. 2 spikes and chair in the ring. -They are spiking one another at the same time over and over. -A barbed wire bat is out. -BJ is beginning to dominate. -Jimmy takes a sickening brainbuster on a chair from Whitmer. -A table has come in to play. -Lacey takes a piledriver! -Jacobs reverses a top rope powerbomb in to a rana! Jacobs puts BJ on a table and does a back senton off the top of the cage and gets the win! JIMMY JACOBS WINS THE FEUD AGAINST BJ WHITMER 9) Roderick Strong retains the FIP Championship over Austin Aries. Aries took a powerbomb on the rail and passed out in the Stronghold. 10) CIMA, Shingo & Susumu Yokosuka defeat Dragon Kid, Ryo Saito & Masaaki Mochizuki. Said to be a totally insane match.

Mine also went out, right after the Austin package.

Sabin and Shelley, seem like a one night thing next month. Romero is the best fit for NRC.

The Austin pop and because Long doesn't like JBL and knew JBL would try to sabotage the main event.

Nobody would really give a shit if Taker lost there. Maybe a slight negative reaction While "RIOT" is over reacting, you would see a very, very angry crowd because Detroit is UT country and Batista is clearly not over with the crowd and people don't want to see the streak end.