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That reminds me of the time when kids would seriously ask how Smash got his tounge so red.

Torrie's "I banged you, right?" look at Flair was funny.

I found it odd they would show Melina/Nitro and Torrie/Carlito together but made sure not to show Maria and Punk together, except on the photos on the website. I mean, keeping with kayfabe in this case isn't neccesary.

Can't believe two years in a row, the woman's title storyline is the only one that works/makes sense.

I think they are all trying to out-hot each other.

I say this every time, but Melina looks better in ring gear then the usual skimpy outfits.

Impossible. He hasn't shown his ass, yet.

I'm not sure which is worst. Comedy DX with asses and bad blowjob skits or serious DX with "sets" and frosted mini-wheats.

JR must be teaching them metaphors.

One of the marketing wizards who woke up from a coma in 1995. I wonder how long it took to explain the function of the glowstix Lillian: Okay, people. Take them and make a X shape. No, sir! Don't eat the glow-stix. SIR! OMG, get the emt! He's eating the GlowStick!

Michigan/OSU was treated as the national title game since it was basically locking up who was better of the two. I saw more "We don't want a re-match" from ESPN.

If these people knew any better, they'd throw them to the ring during the promo.

Nothing says edgy like glow sticks.

Kenny can only hope he can get as good as Orton. Kenny is more of a Owen Hart. Good worker who can convey emotion yet come off goofy at the same time and cuts better promos that aren't repeats.

Exactly. Billick won a title as well and has a better overall record, but he gets ignored for Gruden who had a history of coming up short with Oakland, took Dungy's team and beat his former team and been below average since losing many of those Dungy players.

I still can't get over how much of a Orton/Owen Hart clone, Kenny is.

Conway deserves better. Hopefully, he'll land at SD to give them another tag team since it's reduced to 2 teams again.

Wasn't Trump at WM4? Trump was business partners with Vince and hosted WM4 and 5 and some other shows over the years.

I'm sure the media would enjoy slapping McMahon into the Rosie/Donald war.

Awesome. Vince wants in on it. Any Yokozuna reference to Rosie makes me happy.

Conway is probably the last guy on the roster I'd expect to share ring time with McMahon.

Someone remembered Conway was under contract. I guess this will send Conway to Smackdown to pair with Sylvan. Heh, Conway just S.D Jones'd that one.

I predict we'll see this repeated about 495 times in the next 3 months.

A month ago and it actually made sense instead of just being random. Still need to get the matching tights and track jackets back.

Hey, it's Shaq and he plays along. That's cool. His backstage skit a few years ago with McMahon was cooler.