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Good lord, would a DX/Hardy/Cena Vs KFED/Nitro/R-RKO with Federline eating a swan-ton, knee to face, SCM into FU to close the show been too logical and fun to book? Great. How exciting 4 on 1.

Look at the cute OU button on JR's jacket. He's going to be so crushed when he gets backstage.

Then we'll get Boise Vs OSU talks and I think it's worth a debate.

Who will come and make the "Great, WWE just made the champion look like a joke, because the media will only show Federline covering Cena, or just mock the fat guy in paint" comment?. Oh wait, that was me. Funny moment but probably pissed some off the viewers who wanted to see Federline eat an FU and even if they build it throughout the show, probably lose those new viewers.

So, Scroby? K-Fed really needed that training?

The casual fans/media: Heh, K-Fed is funny. WTF? A Fat guy in make up? Wrestling's so lame.

K-Fed should try some lucha now.

Awesome. They manage to bury Masters in the match.

Nitro is better at heel managing then wrestling.

Awesome. Robe+ khaki shorts and white under shirt makes it all work.

Your right but if your Vince...would you want Federline to look like a total joke in the ring or would you want Federline to look something like he knows what he's doing? The whole K-fed vs Cena thing can draw a lot of people and can also hook people to watch more. So if you wanna look it as that way, would you want Federline to look like a joke in the ring or would you want to have it look like he knows what he's doing? Seriously? The point to Federline is that he IS a joke. People want to see him get beat down and look like an idiot. No one will care if he went and worked a real wrestling match. It'd make the WWE look worse if Britney's ex #2 could wrestle with the WWE Champion.

I feel like I'm watching Doink/Crush from WMIX with all the colors. Dark green turf with the yellow/red logo, the bright orange/white/blue and the dark red.

Thank you. Scroby, you're expecting too much out of this and tried to take it as if I was attacking the training process (and I have worked out in a ring before). Im just saying, he's not going to be taking many bumps here because he doesn't need too. People will tune in for the spectacle and watch Federline run around. If he got trained, it was likely by Finlay but since I don't think he's doing anything other then an FU bump and a cople irish whips, he probably doesn't require more then a simple basic run-through.

The last game was a stinker but they had a better "queen" then the Fiesta Bowl does. Leena, you're in the area, why weren't you up there?

JR probably is taping the show in the back and King, following it on the 'net will probably blurt out the score randomly just to fuck with him. I would love it if JR had a mini-tv under the desk and started shouting "run, run, damn it!" during a rest spot during the woman's match.

Rose, Switzer and Johnson? Oh, god.

They're will be some sort of ratings bump in the first hour at the most. I already know so many people who aren't even remotely close to being wrestling fans who have came up to me and mentioned about the whole K-fed/John Cena match. They knew the date of the match and the build and everything, its crazy how much hype this whole angle has. If you honestly think that no one has taken anytime with Federline before today to teach him the in and outs of the ring and how to hit the ropes and the basics of learning how to bump correctly and how to sell and how to do certain moves...your insane. I'm not expecting an actual match other then Cena chasing K-Fed around and maybe throwing a couple punches. That's what a walk-through would be. Just the bare basics. I doubt he's being trained in-depth beyond getting the running ropes stuff down. Hasn't he already taken a FU? Sounds like he already went through that process.

We should take a poll on who makes the most return attempts, WP or Dama.

They're both blue and it rhymes. Creative license. Get a grip. I couldn't tell there was a difference between the actual turf and the color of the Smurfs. I oughta get HDTV so I can discover what I'm missing.

Surprised to see Ohio State so low. Edit: I expected as did alot of people, for this game to be the best and most interesting BCS bowl game given that the other 3 lack that "sexy" appeal and of course, Michigan lays an egg after the fans cried a river for the last 6 weeks.

Hint: Banning him before OU's game was probably a good thing. Yeah. I figured the avatar was the givaway.

Depends on the team that has the opportunity to draft him... Someone gunshy of assholes like TO, Me-shawn, and Randy Moss, like Philly, wouldn't want him. ME-Shawn has kept his mouth shut with Carolina, which surprises me. Unless he did and no one noticed over STEVE SMITH STEVE SMITH STEVE SMITH.

Who exactly was Irish Lion? I have an inkling but I'm not sure.

Correct. Then you get MLK in 2 weeks adding to the other awkward holiday. I'm a white college student/mechanic in 2007 who grew up in a white affluent suburb. Why do I get this day off?

You mean Nitro. Probably nobody, most likely he'll get a walk-through before the show. If anyone did, likely Finlay. It should be someone like Shawn who would teach him how to oversell everything.