Hawk 34

Why do people insist that ESPN is the ONLY news coverage around sucking on Vick, Favre, Brady, Bush and company?

You counted Candice as a passable worker?!? I mean, yeah, she improved, but come on. Raise your standards a bit man. You're telling someone who owns every volume of SHIMMER to raise his standards? Look, Candice at least knows her way around a ring which is far greater then Maria and Torrie Wilson, whom after 8 years in the business still struggles with a high kick. Candice, is better at actually working. Sells fairly well for a glorified model, moves well enough for someone who probably has minimal training. That's better then what she even needed to be to keep her job. She might not great but when you're putting forth obvious effort when you don't need to do anything but gyrate, she should get credit. While she isn't remotely near the level of even Haze, Melissa, Knox, Del Ray and Mercedes (just to name a few), to act as if Victoria is that much better is nuts considering Victoria since the injury has been limited (in her work and the booking). If this was 2002, probably would say that Victoria blows Candice away but in late 2006? Not much seperation between the two. However, the gap of Mickie/Trish between Candice/Victoria is tremendously wide open.

The Benoit shirts look as if they had stock Angle shirts in the making and figured "Well, Benoit is kind of the same. Put his name on it."

How kick ass was this episode? I think I *might* have enjoyed this the most of all the episodes. Yes, the action was reduced but the advancement in stories were fantastic. SO SO SO much was explained yet created more questions. The Hiro/Charlie stuff was fantastic considering Charlie was basically a new character for the show here and I felt for it instantly. I think the idea of Hiro being faced with the sadness of finding love just to lose it despite the powers he holds is great. He held such pain when he failed in the past but he took a deep wound here. Is Ando the only main character aside from the Suresh's and Claire's father to not have a power (not counting the Petrelli girls, Matt's wife and the other bit characters)? Also, great to see Niki/Jessica make more sense but the timing was off, I thought with DL getting arrested. I thought he had been in prison longer then six months? It should be noted that Jessica has the same physical strength that Sylar has (or rather, someone else had).

Raw is back to 2 passable female wrestlers now.

Myself -------- -Random DVD’s (mostly TV sets) -New TV (Don’t need fucking HD or whatever, any regular TV will do since the current one is going on 15 years) -Clothes (basic stuff like track jackets, hoodies, and jeans) -Bunch of stupid gift cards from distant family. Girlfriend ------------ -Necklace -Building her a entertainment center -The Gabriel Garcia Marquez Collection (her first collection of books were ruined by her old room-mate and that’s her favorite writer) Father ------- -Brought his (deceased) best friend’s restored ‘68 Camaro -Coins for his collection Mother ---------- -An antique chair -Dinette Set Sister ------ -Brown leather boots -Vacuum cleaner Brother in Law ------------------ -Random DVD’s (mostly horror, since that’s his thing) -Ties

Don't be jealous, Marv. I want Carlito's hair. Wouldn't you rather have Carlito's getting laid-ness? Wait, sorry. Yeah, he got nice hair.

More exposure for his show.

Don't be jealous, Marv.

More like the Dynamic Dudes, but okay.

Brilliant. He was finished the second Seinfeld said "I'm done".

Pittsburgh doesn't have any medical facilities.

Girls cheat. It's a scumbag thing to take your close friend's girl. You can accept being cheated on especially when you have to see them and you moved on and forgave her. You don't forgive a friend for abandoning the laws of friendship.

Vince just wanted to use "nigger" on his programming. You people still got a problem with Umaga?

Kramer Vs Cena. Black Vs White.

People are offended by WWE using a harmless character/gimmick/stereotype. Yes, the WWE.

Yeah, he went crazy during his big push and blew it.

BONZAI!

Russo, always the acronym genius.

Masters needs to drag Bill Dundee out of his hole and do the tag match now.

Why couldn't he come out before the match started?

Lawler sold alot of the memphis footage before WWE went DVD crazy. You'd get a bunch of this sort of stuff and the brief AWA stuff.

MASTER-LOCK! DANNNNNNNGGGGGGGERRRROOOOUUUUSS!

Give Lawler credit, he keeps himself in shape for a man his age. Now, commence with the pre-school playground response, you witty people of wit.

If he paid his taxes, he wouldn't have to keep wrestling.