Hawk 34

Figures people will get all upset about a blatant Gangstas parody. Chapelle's Show does it, it's funny. WWE does it, it's offensive and degrading.

This is the gimmick that Vince got the idea from Chapelle's Show.

At least know what you're talking about before you start saying things. Who complained the Lie cheat steal gimmick? Alot of people across the internet hated it simply because it was offensive to protray mexicans in that light, especially a legend who was above that characterzation in Eddie. Eddie worked to shift it from the basic stereotype gimmick and made it endearing to a LARGE latino market.

Bald Kane attacked masked Kane, took the mask off and literally threw him out of a side exit door and said "Don't come back". Thank god they aborted the program because they planned it to stretch to WM.

They could have at least put a bandage on Kane's throat.

This ends with Maria taking a Samoan Drop.

WWE already forgot they did this program.

Here comes your WCW speech. "BAGWELL!"

Can we leave the camera on Maria instead of this jobber parade?

ECW champion in a suit and tie on RAW saying "thank you sir" to Shane..yeah. Sounds like something Paul Heyman would have booked, if given the chance. Oh wait, he did! How soon we forget his booking of TBS in 2003.

Indy rent-a-cops have the same fortitude as referees.

It's a indy rent-a-cop battle royal. Where's Officer Castagnoli?

Dick

Bischoff Anyway, why in the world would Bischoff show up? For starters, the show is in Atlanta. There's been many reference's to WCW tonight and because nWo has been discussed as of late and the idea going around is tht Vince will bring nWo back to put DX out for good.

I liked Crazy looking at the screen to figure out how to counter. I hope this leads to some angle with Masters realizing he can't win without steroids, so he tries to beat the system but he's too stupid to figure it out.

I wonder what zany skit they got planned with Maria and the paint drying...

Further erasing the CW division...

Wait, Shane's acting all face now?

With the lost of Trish, it's time to bring Cheerleader Melissa in.

Wrong guy, those are Jimmy Jacobs/Berzerker boots. He's been wearing them for pretty much since they debuted. I stand corrected, as he has gotten new boots.

I like the random Maria/Jeff interactions now. Now Jeff gets pyro? It's still weird to see Jeff appear mostly normal.

THURSDAY Oregon State at Boise State SATURDAY Mississippi at Missouri Penn State at Notre Dame Clemson at Boston College Tulsa at BYU Colorado vs. Colorado State East Carolina at UAB Minnesota at California SMU at North Texas Georgia at South Carolina New Mexico at New Mexico State Ohio State at Texas Texas Tech at UTEP Oregon at Fresno State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Penn State/Notre Dame game? 54 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Ohio State's Troy Smith have against Texas? 198

People take this whole stuff too seriously, with the when such and such thread was created. Is it really that bothersome to you people? It's the night before this particular show. In the sports thread, NFL Week 1 was opened up a week before the season officially kicks off, No one is cryin' there about it. Its a completely arbitrary thing to be bothered by.

With The Crocodile Hunter's passing, I wonder if Orton will carry a stingray with him to the ring.

During a joint superman attempt from Ryan Freel and Junior, Mr. Glass himself dislocated his foot and will be day to day. The good thing was that Junior held onto the wall, otherwise he would have landed on Freel, whom was directly underneath him.