Hawk 34

I wonder if Vince and the guys in the back get Robby and Roadkill confused...

Kimber Henry can't bring down the suck of this movie.

Officer Castagnoli and Officer Roadkill, I hope.

That's Roadkill. More importantly was the presence of DOUBLE C.

I thought it was against the rules to have rent-a-cops who are taller then HHH.

CLAUDIO!!!! How come he isn't under WWE roster and Jeff Hardy is? Is he not blowing the right guy?

Orton is really in the doghouse if he's jobbing to paint sniffer boy.

I'm convinced JR is just trying to see how far he can go before someone notices. Or Gerwirtz is feeding these lines.

I think they just want a quickie promo.

You'll get a 20 second rush red carpet interview... "Hey! It's The Rock. Telling the millions and millions of the Rock's fans to come see my movie! Gridiron Gang! I miss ya guys!" Camera off "Fucking losers still watch the WWE?, I knew I got out in time".

Rescue Me, covered this in detail. All I remember is that yellow means you're into waterworks.

Do not wish the Miz to be on TV more than he already is..... Even the Real World/Road Rules challenges are better without him now. You're a big fan of that bitch Tina.....I think that's her name, I've seen that show like once or twice. Those things have a name?

This would be a good time to segue into a video for debuting Harry Smith.

Do not wish the Miz to be on TV more than he already is..... Even the Real World/Road Rules challenges are better without him now.

But hours of male-ass induced "comedy, skits involving fake dead cheerleaders geting raped, and the exploitation of a dead wrestler is a-ok? I think a little T&A is the last negative thing the WWE really has going for 'em.

It's sad that Candice is the only one who keeps consistant with her character.

It's about time someone uses that logic during a stinkface.

Camera zooms in for Vince's ass and zooms out for Candice's chest.

Dave Meltzer. That was WMXXI or XXII, Rando. ??? I was referring to Hawk 34 making the prediction back on page 3. TLC was written in over a month ago, the only addition was the Loser Leaves Town stipulation. The Meltzer/Ladder match stuff was WMXX with HHH/HBK.

Knowing WWE's logic, they'd make the match a Inferno Match despite the useage of the TLC products.

Thank god they protected Masters.

Being 140 lbs didn't make Spike a great wrestler. Being smaller isn't going to improve a bag of suck.

Masters sans roids is essentially Mark Jindrak with a goatee.

TLC Loser Leaves Town. That'll get an extra 10 buys.

It's only the pre-season and it's the result of playing GB but the Bengals are looking scary good now.