Hawk 34

That's the problem with the TNA deal. Joe can't go all out for ROH the night before TNA ppv's (this isn't the first time). However, it set up Danielson Vs Joe on 8/5 which should be off the charts.

I Loved the battle royal where Henning stood on the apron the whole time, Tugboat tosses Hogan out and Michaels as a Rocker somehow made the final 3 against the big heels.

Ugh, I wish I watched tonight. He even gave Brooke a rose. He was all prom date like.

I'm glad to see Cornette as a heel, he is just so natural at it. Homcide/Cornette, will be a fantastic storyline. I'm wondering if the whole Low Ki deal was a work now for this purpose. It takes BIG balls to put aside a big name and draw (especially after announcing 3 big matches involving Ki)...and they keep bringing him up. Granted, they are more likely to be working the audience because they know the want of a LOW KI return is high. Either way, Gabe has been excellent in scripting this entire storyline.

Here are abbreviated results. I'll post more detailed reports later 1. Delirious defeats Seth Delay via Submission *Sal Rinuaro is the new Embassy member. He is essentially Rave's bitch* 2. Jimmy Rave and Sal Rinuaro defeat Colt Cabana and Jay Lethal after Rave spears Cabana. 3. Nigel McGuiness retains PURE title via counout to Roderick Strong. Said to be intense. *Cornette slams WWE and ECW. Rejects Homicide's wishes. Announces KENTA Vs Danielson for 9/16 in NYC. Bryan Danielson takes the 5th spot in the COD for ROH* 5. Briscoes defeat Irish Airborne 6. AJ Styles pins Davey Richards via Styles Clash *Crowd is 1,100* 7. Danielson defeats Sonjay Dutt via Ref stoppage after elbows. 8. CAGE OF DEATH Joe and Castagnoli start. ROH wins coin toss Whitmer and Hero follow. Danielson attacks Samoa Joe and leaves Nate Webb in. Pearce follows. Necro and Steel enter Eddie Kingston is CZW's mystery man. Homicide arrives and takes ROH's side. Homicide pins Nate Webb via Cop Killa on Barbed Wire board. Jim Cornette came out and told the ROH staff to take the garbage wrestlers and drag out the trash. Cornette asked Dillon, Pearce, and Homicide to stay at ringside. He thanked Dillon for leading ROH to victory and thanked Pearce for being his eyes and ears when he was dealing with knee surgery. Cornette thanked Homicide for stepping up and said he knew Homicide would do what needed to be done for his home promotion. He said Homicide has his three wishes. The fans chanted, "Low Ki." Homicide said he wants Steve Corino in a ROH ring. Cornette said he would make it happen. Homicide said he wanted a ROH title match, and Cornette said he got it. Homicide then said he wanted Low Ki reinstated. Cornette said that he has a problem with that because Ki knocked his tooth out. Cornette said he promised he would do something for Homicide, not Ki, and Ki will never be back as long as Cornette is back. Homicide said that Cornette was a liar because he's not giving him what he wants. Cornette said he's not going to do it and asked if he was Homicide or "Homocide" because he wanted his gay lover. Homicide spit in Cornette's face. Pearce hit Homicide and Cornette maced him. Dillon and Pearce handcuffed Homicide to the corner. They maced Julius Smokes as he tried to climb the cage. Cornette began whipping Homicide with a strap as the ROH staff tried to get in the ring.

It took ten years to make Henry worth a shit and he goes and gets hurt.

Wasn't he the WCW announcer? Why can't they use the old WWE belt when Cena isn't the champ? I'm sure the spinner will still sell well if it isn't on TV. Are Edge and Lita an item or not? I thought Edge was "working on his marriage", but I sure couldn't do that if I had to tongue kiss Lita every week. They broke up before they even became an on-air item. It's called acting. That is what wrestlers do. They ACT. It might be hard for Edge's wife to see it (and I doubt she does watch it) but it's a neccesary step for Edge. Savage and Elizabeth, in the middle of a divorce were pretending to be in love and getting married.

Edge, was a mixed bag. Cena IS the one who has complete assface. Edge used Lita to block any potential ass-face.

Teenaged girls will listen to a "hot" guy who is super-sweet to them before their typically overprotective fathers.

She used that name in the DIVA contest, so it's her real name.

Brooke doesn't know Randy RKO'd her father. I'm sure that Randy will will txt or IM Brooke on monday and say he hopes her dad is doing better after his fall. Brooke will think it's sweet, Hulk gets angry and protective. Brooke turns. Orton thinks SS is in the bag but he loses when Brooke's "real" boyfriend, Harry Smith costs him the match. Hogan goes over, Brooke gets promotion and they move onto the Smith/Orton program.

Orton ignoring Brooke, was great. I'm turning into Leena. I'm liking this Orton.

This is why Carlito/Trish Vs Nitro/Melina was short.

Stevie, just broke his nose again.

WWE is just disregarding any potential buyrate for GAB aren't they.

Wouldn't Credible/Sabu make more sense? They did have a non-finish on Tuesday, so why wouldn't a rematch with the rules be done?

Vince, just had an explosive orgasm seeing these three in the ring.

If Sabu ran out and tried to take out Khali, TBS and Taker...that'd be great.

They got 42 minutes to put in DX/SS, Bull Riding finals, Cena/Edge and Sabu.

They got alot of stuff to cram in tonight. I'm shocked they even put it on the show to begin with.

Cowgirl Mickie? DAMN.

It isn't a big deal if Henry is hurt. Henry/Batista, won't require that much. A 5-8 minute squash is fine with a injured Henry to cover the injury.

That makes sense. Have the #1 contender job. There's no reason for Finlay not to take the pinfall. That just shows how much they actually care about Booker. We got a World Title match between two total jobbers next week.

That racist McMahon.

I like how the only commercials they are getting for this is NBC ad's and infomercials.