Hawk 34

I said this last 2 weeks, but these guys should never actually appear in WWE. Just keep sending these tapes in.

Another baldy in a wig.

I love how Ross and King are selling how bad smelling the arena is, while the fans behind them are all "YAY! TV! HEY MA!"

Vince has a fetish. Laying in a pile with 5 healthy young men? Yep.

Three good things came out of that whole ordeal... 1) HHH's ear pull gag 2) "Are you mildly retarded" 3) "Just because of Shawn, it is Holy shit"

Think again buddy.

And it all crashes into a brick wall.

Okay, the ear pulling thing got a chuckle out of me.

Only HHH and Cena have gotten to make XFL cracks.

Nash did a better McMahon but this is a look into the future in 15 years. This is basically HHH in a McMahon gear. He can't do an actual impression.

Looked like Jessica Simpson 5 years ago but with less talent. Is that even physically possible? You are aware that Simpson was actually a decent performer before the MTV show hit and she flushed that down, right?

Yeah because girls who grew up on the beach in $25 million mansions are total white trailer trash. She's essentially every teen pop singer of the past 10 years, only with a slightly famous last name. Only slightly smarter then Jessica Simpson.

Oh, Randy sees another victim. I'd like that angle actually. Orton going after Brooke, enter Hogan's yearly PPV.

So Haas goes from energetic yet bland heat jobber to cocky, sexual mid-card heel because he knocked Lillian off the apron. Its a funny business he works in.

You know Haas and Benjamin are now both cocky mid-card heels doing nothing... Nah, too obvious. Cade/Murdoch V-Squared WGTT S.S DX Almost resembles a tag division.

Val is here for his annual RAW appearence. He'll go back to the DL again in 2 weeks, enjoy it Val. Also, visit a tanning salon. Take Murdoch with you.

I heart Maria.

With authentic jism.

I didn't think Lita could get more trailer-park trash but she did. I commend her.

Edge shooting on Torrie should be fun.

Already promoting the next WWE bomb.

Like TE (Nitro), only one good thing has come from Diva search...Maria. Will someone please tell the Waynes Bros. to stop making movies.

DIVA SEARCH CONTEST 3: The quest for Randy's next victim(s).

What's impressive is that Kamala has maintained the same fatness consistency since 1992.

KIM CHEE! I bet WWE carries every wardrobe of the past 15 years with them to every show just in case they want to rehash some 80's stuff like Kim Chee.