Hawk 34

I think they felt the chances of Shelton fucking it up was way too high He was quite botch-less tonight.

This place is never happy. There is always something to bitch about here. Yes, and I understand that is part of what makes an internet message board tick, but at the same time, the hypocrisy here is pretty thick, at least as far as HHH-Cena is concerned. FWIW, I thought the HHH pic of him dressed in costume looked cool. Wrestlemania is the place for overdone outfits and such. At least it used to be. There's a difference between special outfits and fucking stupid outfits. Its embarassing as a fan to see these people dressed up like cartoon characters Rey, was the real cartoon.

The show, in hindsight should have ended with the triple-threat. It also should have gotten 5-8 more minutes, just like Benoit/JBL. Each match were on their way to being pretty damn good and just abruptly ended.

Just under nine minutes. Really good stuff.

Whu???? Grisham asked Shawn about Bret being in the HOF. Shawn said it was about time and he was happy for Bret and his family, he deserved it, and he's glad that Bret "Is Okay and has peace in his heart". Of course, he didn't apologize for Montreal, so all that is meaningless. Take this to the appropiate thread, we dont need more Bret/HBK talk.

She escorted the blackjacks and kissed them both.

That's sort of a spoiler there. However... Hmm...there's 3 good matches...one REALLY good (woman's match)...a couple funny backstage skits and a strange but hot crowd.

TBS-Kane Vs Carlito & Masters: *1/4 MITBII:*** JBL/Benoit: **1/2 Edge Vs Foley: ***1/2 Trish Vs Mickie: **** Boogeyman Vs The T's: DUD Undertaker Vs Henry: *1/2 HBK Vs McMahon: ***1/4 Triple Threat: **3/4 Playboy match: dud Cena Vs Triple H: **

This is perhaps the most incredible crowd ever.

Is anyone really that surprised?

So this is where they come full circle...Vince gets what he wanted but had to nearly die for it. Shawn transgressed back to his "old ways".

Match quality rankings 1. Woman's title 2. Foley/Edge 3. MITB 4. JBL/Benoit 5. Tag Title match 6. Casket Match 7. Boogeyman/T's

Everyone is frantically trying to find images of the Pussy rubbing spot.

MITB was generic ladder match, The woman's match was much better.

Yeah, I can't believe how good that match was.

This match, might be the best woman's match ever.

The hallway of gimmicks, was worth $50.

Pretty solid match but not as great as I was hoping for.

bleh squash match to start the show.

Show starts in 50 minutes. Here's how they can make the $50 worthwhile...at least two passable decent matches and one straight-out good match. The crowd booing Cena out of Chicago, something makes me go "I wasn't expecting that" (in a good way).

I buy that he designs his shitty merch...

I wonder if Johnny Ace was doing more of his usual recruiting like he did at Eddie's funeral.

You've criticised the card and the booking for the past month, yet you're still purchasing the show, even though you just don't care about it, and you call people who do "deluded"? That's stupid. I clearly included myself in that "deluded" section. I've indicated my interest in this show to rest in the booking movements to watch the train wreck continue. I order all WM's, my lack of interest in the card isn't going to keep from watching. Not every Superbowl or final four is that interesting or special but I still watch. They are still notable spectacles for me regardless of the quality and interest. The card is a mess, and that can't be argued and we're all deluded for wanting to see it. All for different reasoning.

We thought that about Hogan/Rock (although that isn't the same level) and they learned their lesson there as well. Besides, unless they get something really hot involving the titles, nothing could close a show like Hogan/Austin. The only thing that would shuffle it from the ME, was if they had an non-finish and that would be insanely stupid anyways.

What was really weird was that WWE put the Women's title match right after Rock/Hogan (I think) and before Jericho/HHH. They wanted the woman's match to calm the crowd down and give them a breather. It was the essential "piss-break" match. The old manias used to do this alot (putting filler matches in between hot matches and the main event)