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Playing the right politics and being in favor with the right people, or in his case, anyone at all.

Doesn't appear so. He is said to be doing a Dirk Diggler character, which continues to prove that McMahon is 10 years behind in pop culture.

I've mentioned this before during the outrages for the other poorly named newcomers, the name of a talent doesn't ultimately determine the ability of that person to get over. Some of the biggest names in the business have had generic names but because of their charisma, talent or just a really good push, those names no longer feel awkward or cheesy because we accept them in that role. I've always found it puzzling how some people such as Cena and Batista can have real names but others can't, however, John Cena would've been a star if they'd named him with whatever their random name generator created. I'm not denying these names are horrible because most of them are but let's not write them off for good because of a questionably bad name.

You are acting like Haas was doing a Oklahoma type parody of him.

Shawn's been doing the red cross voice-overs, if that counts.

Great move by Denver. You get the lead or you fail but no one will be talking about the team losing anyways.

I also picked Jacksonville. I think this is the second straight year that Jacksonville eliminated me.

When else have the Baltimore Ravens been screwed by the league? My local team got moved around as well but I'm not crying about it. The players aren't and they shouldn't. This isn't worth any measure of outcry. A hurricane wrecked havoc on the city of Houston, you think the players and the fans were going to put that aside this weekend if they moved the game to San Antonio? Yes, let's play a football game this weekend giving those circumstances as long as the goddamned Baltimore Ravens aren't affected.

They might as well put Pryor in the game. His "spirit" isn't going to be crushed playing garbage time.

I don't get it. I thought USC wasn't that good. I thought they only beat a really, really bad Virginia team. Ohio State was supposed to be the better team, they were gonna win and prove us all wrong. Anyone that thought otherwise, doesn't know anything, I thought.

Because of my snafu with Washington State, I have to actually care about the late game with Wisco/Fresno. Bored, don't put the Washington schools on the schedule for the rest of the season.

Hold onto the fucking ball, you idiots.

Not true. Not true at all. TBK mentioned his years "stuck" in a tag team with London, having to carry that team in his first TBK promo. JR mentioned TBK being a former tag champion holding the title for 11 months at Unforgiven. They haven't hit any reboot button with Kendrick at all, he just got himself a gimmick with his push. London isn't on TV because they have no desire to use him but won't cut him for obvious reason. Kendrick never needed to turn on London, again. They were seperated and Kendrick used that opportunity to be himself. It's not that difficult. Not every turn requires a traditional cliche beatdown of your partner. Some changes don't need to be hammered across for the fans but apparently some feel they do need to be hand fed explanations for everything. Even for small meaningless things like Primo being moved to SD which is where he should've been all along. Things like that can be answered with common sense. The writers are paid to put more detail and time into the actual aspects of the show.

What would WWE have to do to convince him to end the streak to HHH of all people? I don't think another title run would be enough or even a bigger contract would get the job done. HHH can't win this one. He should just focus on finding ways to get to #17 before his body gives out.

That was a great game and I agree that USC/OSU doesn't match it.

I learned a lesson thanks to WSU. I couldn't remember which Washington school was the one that really sucked and the one that was barely mediocre. I wasn't happy to learn that I had picked wrong. 909 got a free win there.

Kenan wasn't hot like The Cat.

She was on a Food Network TV show a couple years ago. Jackson is the only person from that movie to have much of a career after those movies, including Estevez. Kenan Thompson? And don't diss Emilio. I forgot about Mr. Knucklepuck. Probably because he wasn't in the first one.

She was on a Food Network TV show a couple years ago. Jackson is the only person from that movie to have much of a career after those movies, including Estevez.

They liked him enough to have plans to give him a good spot with Edge before the injury last spring, so it's strange that they haven't shown interest in someone with natural charisma in favor of someone with forced charisma. I'm not one of those people that strongly believe Cabana needs to align with CM Punk but he should be in a better spot then he is. It's not a issue of size and ability with Colt. It would've seemed Cabana and Sydal would be in opposite places. That has been one of the more interesting additions to WWE lately, bringing in people to be absolute jobbers. True jobbers, not jobbers in the Cabbageboy sense of the word but regularly used wrestlers with horrible names.

Please. He is Charlie Conway. Nobody watched Shutter anyways. He's good and the show is good.

Cage attended a ROH show for research, didn't he? What was the official reasoning for leaving the film? I'm glad he did because it appears Rourke was perfect for this role and even though Cage has proven in the past that he can act, I never saw him fitting the role of a Professional Wrestler. It's quite surreal that Necro Butcher and Ernest "The Cat" Miller are involved in a movie that's getting serious oscar buzz.

They did this with the previous elections and Foley would've been on the other side if he was still commentating for Smackdown. However, the key difference is that Lawler pushing his/Vince's political stance was pretty forced but it works with Striker since it fits his persona but that doesn't mean he shouldn't tone it down.

Don't disrespect Josh Daniels. Swagger/Hager is only 6'4, so you can see how tall Daniels is but don't let his height fool you.