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Chad and Niger, definitely. And Liechtenstein, just because of its size.

That can only get better if he used those exact words.

The #1 Championship RAW - Edge v. Cena Smackdown! - Kurt Angle v. Mark Henry (w/ Daivari) Cena loses this for the RAW side. I don't mind Edge, but I really prefer the SD Cena to this one. The #2 Championship RAW - Ric Flair v. ???? Smackdown! - Booker/Orton v. Benoit Mainly the IC Championship doesn't really exist anymore. It's just part of Flair's entrance attire. The Tag Titles RAW - Show/Kane v. Heartthrobs? Snitsky/Tomko? Viscera/Val? 3 Minute Warning? Smackdown! - MNM v. Mexicools? Kendrick/London? Dicks? Gymini? Regal/Burchill? I like Viscera and Val, but that's really about it. On SD, there's Kendrick/London, Regal/Burchill and I still like the Mexicools. The "Other" Title RAW - Trish Stratus v. Victoria? Mickie James? Smackdown! - Kid Kash v. London? Kendrick? Jamie Noble? Nunzio? The Women's Title is at least defended on RAW, and has a storyline. The CW Title is Velocity filler. The Midcard RAW - Carlito/Masters/Show/Kane/Shelton/RVD/Flair Smackdown! - Orton/Benoit/Booker/JBL/Rey/Kennedy/Lashley Shelton and RVD could almost save this for RAW, but he's not even on TV yet. There's really no competition between the rest of RAW and SD. The GM RAW - Vince? Smackdown! - Teddy Long I like Teddy, but for some reason, I like Vince more. As long as he keeps himself to small doses. I should just change it to Teddy now. The Top Backstage Guys RAW - HHH/HBK/Vince Smackdown! - Undertaker/Kurt Angle/JBL I don't know what this has to do with why I'd watch a show, so SD wins the coin toss. The Internet Show/Jobbers RAW - Heart Throbs/Snitsky/Tomko/Viscera/Val/Gregory Helms/Rosey/Murdoch/Cade/Dupree/Conway Smackdown! - Kendrick/London/Jamie Noble/Burchill/Regal/Holly/Hardy/Orlando/Nunzio/Vito/Sylvan Cruisers > RAW tag team division. The Women RAW - Trish Stratus/Mickie James/Victoria/Candice/Torrie/Ashley/Maria Smackdown! - Stacy/Sharmell/Melina/Jillian Mainly because on RAW, the women aren't just managers. The Announce Team RAW - Styles/Lawler/Coach/Maria/Todd Smackdown! - Cole/Tazz/Matthews/Funaki Right now, I still like Cole/Tazz more than I like Styles/Lawler/Coach. For backstage, Maria and Todd beat Josh and Funaki, but since there's more announcing than interviewing... Wrestlecrap RAW - Spirit Squad, Vince's Devils, Mama Benjamin Smackdown! - Boogeyman, Jillian Hall's face, Midgets Even if the midgets are now gone, and I'm entertained by the Boogeymman, Jillian Hall's face was just a bad idea. This may change after I've seen this week's RAW, but Mama Benjamin and Vince's Devils can't compete with a fake growth getting eaten by the Boogeyman. The Time Slot RAW - Monday nights at 9pm on USA Smackdown! - Friday nights at 8pm on UPN Push. I'm Australian, so I get RAW and SD at 12.00 on Sat/Sun respectively. It clashes with a lot of sport, but still on both days, so it doesn't matter. Smackdown 8:3.

I think that's the funny and the fake, right there.

Yeah, Hingis is playing some great tennis. It'll be interesting to see how the third set goes, though, assuming that Stosur doesn't lose it during this tiebreaker. Edit: Bugger.

A man lives on the 30th floor of a hotel. On rainy days, he takes the elevator the whole way. On sunny days, he takes the elevator to the 20th floor, then walks the rest of the way. Why?

Let's not forget Vince once again attempting to screw Michaels HBK can't stand against the combined forces of Vince and Shelton's Mama.

Wonder how fast it's approaching for everybody else?

And now Hewitt's out. It'd be nice if Healey or Luczak got any further, but I don't think that's going to happen.

Those bastards. They took a man who may or may not have existed and are now using him as a reason for people to look after one another. Why doesn't he just go for disproving the existence of God? If you're going to go against a pillar of any religion, you may as well go for the main one. Seriously. If that's the only way he's going to play this case, he may as well focus on the big one.

Get rid of the final a and that girl's got a gimmick for life.

Pretty sure she is. Damir also mentioned kidnapping her and getting her back with the help of someone who's been accused of war crimes, so I don't think she's going back.

She got a lot of coverage down here, since she's Australian and everything. The Open was meant to be her big comeback after deciding to play as an Australian again and getting away from Damir. Pity she lost.

Damir Dokic brings the crazy tennis father stereotype once again. http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3545335a1823,00.html http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/comm...5E23216,00.html

Charlie Haas is his real name. His brother is Russ, and he always writes that name on his wrists.

His aim wasn't untrue, he was just pointing the wrong end at his chin. At least he gets his own superstar category. Raw, SD, Divas, Tim White.

A little bit more on the Matt Morgan story, again from Insider.

A part of me wishes that someone (HHH?) had that in his contract as well, and they worked on the same card.

I look forward to him coming out with the star and sickle and using his finisher on Sgt. Slaughter.

Is there any reason left for Animal to still be around?

I smell an angle. When WWE resigns Matt his gimmick will be that Matt is impersonating a cop but, not just any cop but, The Big Boss Man. He can wear the old uniform, come out to Hard Times, etc. Then he can get into a feud with the Big Show and he'll bring their past "feud" with a pissed off Show having to keep telling Morgan that he's not the Boss Man with Morgan not listening to him. Then in the blow off match Show wins and then the Morgan breaks down and crys and admitts that he was such a fan of the Boss Man that after he was let go his mind snapped and he really did think that he was his hero. But, after the match he sees his mistake and him and Show cry and hug in the ring. The End. Then Big Show hits him with a chair, just because a feud between wrestlers of that calibre should go on for as long as possible.

Especially after already losing to Henin this year. At least Hewitt got through, but he needs the mullet back.

I'd be pissed if that happened to me, whether anybody other than Orton knew or not. If Orton knew about it, then why did he blade?

Brilliant !

For anyone who cares about what Heidenreich's up to, Insider is saying that he has an ear infection and is scheduled to team up with Hardy for a few events.