Rob Anybody

If that's the case, then you're all going to get cancer for keeping up this discussion.

All I can think of is the amount of people who have come into this forum, seen that board title, and didn't even bother clicking on it, instead running off to tell their friends. "You know how I looked like I was dead? I LIEEEEEED."

Burchill's turned into Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean"? That was my first impression as well. I'd quote the line "It's CAPTAIN Paul Burchill", but the poster already used Captain.

In hell, the only thing to wear is WWE merchandise.

Seconded. Although 'Riders on the Storm' or 'When the Music's Over' would have to get in there somewhere, just because I want to have at least one Doors song at my funeral.

Nothing wrong with Test, but he really needs to be trained in the use of paragraphs.

Like most other people, I'll be watching for Finlay.

That's it?

More breast implants. Also, what would be the point of making the belt co-branded if you're moving the wrestling women over to RAW anyway? Really, I have no serious thoughts about the women's division, so that's all I have to say, but it'd be good to see one show for wrestling and one show for eye candy - with the appropriate women on either show.

The highlight of RAW so far (at the 1:15 mark) is seeing a JBL promo for the Australian tour. "I'm gonna father me some children; some wrestling GODS."

Before I came in, I thought juggalo was just another word for gigolo, and the story was much more interesting when it was about an insane gay whore. Still, it's better than nothing.

Second Shooting Star to the Right is excellent. Fuck the miming, just make the entire CW division the Lost Boys (Neverland, not vampire), and whoever's the champion gets to be Peter Pan. At the same time, get a heavyweight stable who are the pirates, with Paul 'Hook' Burchill as their leader. Mark Henry can cameo as the guy who eats Burchill's hand, and Mysterio's daughter can be Wendy.

Really, the first posts on those boards were off-topic, and then everything else was on-topic. Majority rules. For the record, Ritz are awesome.

Superdickery is an excellent site. 36. Don't worry about your hair. Don't even look in a mirror when you get up. It'll look the same as it does every single day, and not one person will call you out on it.

Congratulations to everyone who picked that in the useless Comments thread. Also, watch Ashley go fuck Edge.

Reminds me of Maddox, which in turn reminds me of... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

....he's a less-neon Jeff Hardy?

No idea what the picture of you was, but I liked that Jarrett avatar.

Count me in for the running and jumping. Or, if I was sulking, running through the houses.

This is on the YTMND thread, and might already be on here, but whatever. http://pottymouthcole.ytmnsfw.com/ There's something about hearing Michael Cole insult somebody else that's very satisfying.

Hearing Cole goddamn swear has made my fucking night, asshole.

Thanks for that. About halfway through, and I'm getting the feeling that these two will be lucky if they don't get in shit for this. edit Tazz: It was great working for the WWE, I'll tell ya.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/power25/ Hilarious puns include "Is the World Heavyweight Championship in grave danger?" and "Orlando seems poised to be a player again". Also, HHH is the favourite for the Road to Wrestlemania.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...pic=77080&st=51 That might answer your question.