Prophet of Mike Zagurski

I chuckled at the last post also. I'm awful.

I'll take Gwyneth Paltrow.

I saw that on YouTube recently. I wonder who the hell booked that.

I had an awful thought last night. They should add Sean to the game. My secret wish is that they would add Gill to game so I could at hit him with a Psycho Crusher at least once.

Was this before or after the WWE encouraged the fans to chant boring at Lance?

Speaking of the Ducks, they haven't sold out their home opener yet. I didn't think the economy in Orange County was that bad.

When the Undertaker turned into Bikertaker, that's when he jumped the shark for me.

I didn't think the Leafs could pull it off. The first goal was definitely Osgood's fault.

I forgot which Versus analyst said the Ducks would be in the Finals but he's wrong.

I want to see hockey, not a concert.

I had R-Truth's theme stuck in my head yesterday. I think they should push him to the US title.

You also forgot ownership change. I think that has to be the most important catalyst for change in an organization.

Eric Bischoff was going to buy WCW and relaunch it but the deal fell through.

Let's see what everyone has been up to. Christian - Is a main eventer in TNA. He seems happy with them. Lance Storm - Retired but occasionally makes appearances. Mike Awesome - Dead. Hurricane Helms - May come back soon but my money is on him being released. Edge - Main evented Wrestlemania and was sent to Hell by the Undertaker. Perry Saturn - Retired. Mike Sanders - Is suing the WWE so he'll probably not get pushed by him. Chavo Guerrero - Will never ever get pushed. TAKA Michinoku - In Japan. Kidman - Can't sell out a flea market [/Hogan] Chris Kanyon - Is also suing the company, so he'll probably not get pushed.

Yeah and Fidel Castro should be considered dead also. He hasn't been seen in public in a long time.

Ugh. I have a feeling she'll get a warm Philadelphia welcome.

I'll take John Candy.

So the Edmonton Oilers have these awesome third jerseys. They should have made their white equivalents and used those from now on.

Poor Armenians. This was a really good episode and I definitely don't think this series will end well for the main characters.

Is Fox News doing one of those trackers? Those Ohio votes seem to love Obama.

Since I jumped on the Phillies bandwagon with the Angels loss, I'll take Philadelphia in 6.

Sox in 6.

I'll take Michael Emerson from Lost.

Congrats Red Sox fans. At least we won one game so at least we avoided being swept. I am interested in how the Rays will fare in the next round.

Jeff has a World Series ring. And the game is over finally. We live to see another day.