Prophet of Mike Zagurski

Favre is not reporting to training camp. Ted Thompson is a liar and a lousy general manager.

The WWE and etc. would never allow this test because it would have to be proven over and over that it's accurate. If the MLB were to implement it, any positive test could be denied.

The Tommy Dreamer one was great.

I'll draft a coach. I'll pick Bruce Arena.

Even as an Angels fan, I could see that series do worse in the ratings than the Stanley Cup Finals.

I'll pick a stadium. The Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA. Former home of the LA Galaxy and one of the venues in World Cup qualifiers in 1994.

Do you even think before you type? Yes. A month ago, Vince was crushed by the set and Cena was almost hit by a car. MVP didn't burn down Jeff's house. It happened and it's over.

This is probably the least offensive thing they done in the last month. Get over it.

I have never seeing opposing team's merchandise at Angels Stadium. Back in the days of the Mighty Ducks, the team would have the opposing team's jerseys on sale.

Did HBK try to stop them?

Batista will be directing today's show.

Come on people, we need one more reason.

Sony isn't that stupid, so yes, you need the game still. The hard drive caches the game. It's suppose to help with the loading times.

Edge vs. HHH for the WWE Championship I can't see both belts changing hands, so HHH wins by DQ. Batista vs. CM Punk for the World Heavyweight Championship Punk jobs. Punk jobs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Mark Henry for the ECW Championship I'm a Tommy Dreamer fan. I wish he could win a match but he isn't going to win this one. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Jesse & Festus vs. Hawkins & Ryder vs. Miz & Morrison for the WWE Tag Team Championships Yes, Finlay and Hornswoggle are going to win. John Cena vs. JBL in a NYC Parking Lot Brawl Cena wins with Cryme Tyme's help. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho Jericho wins by a fluke. Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Hardy for the US Championship Shelton's still employed? Hardy wins. Michelle McCool vs. Natalya for the Divas Championships Natalya Wins.

Holly has been employed by the same company for 10+ years. It doesn't suck to be him.

Hell let's go with a back up Armenian GK as well. Can't find one. Moving on to Poland. GK Edward Szymkowiak

It would also be great if he's friends with Stone Cold and if he forgets or doesn't know he owns the WWE.

I play roller hockey. Can I coach? Anyway, even I know that trading Kopitar away is bad. Gerber going to the Kings is also very bad.

Rumor is that the Kings are getting Terry Murray. http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=243535&amp...=headlines_main

Phew... Pull Sherill now.

If this game lasts 1 inning or 20 innings, Scott Kazmir should pitch them all.

Let's not invite Dan Uggla to next year's All Star game.

If they run out of active pitchers, maybe those HOF pitchers can start throwing again.

For some reason, if this game ends in a tie I don't think he'll make it out Yankees' Stadium.

Bud Selig looks bored. To the 13th we go.