Prophet of Mike Zagurski

Actually he was going to be my next pick. Back to the drawing board.

Oh I'm not having a go at you, Landycakes is just an easy target. If a woman was going to be selected, I figured Mia Hamm would be the choice. Actually can I draft Hope Solo? I really like her name and team spirit.

Germany won. It was 2-2 in extra minutes when Germany got the game winning goal. Too bad the picture kept going out.

If you don't think they'll get along, you should see my drafted hockey team. And I actually know what I'm doing with hockey.

Landon Donovan:

The Kings should take Ray Emery. Marc Denis can go to Nashville. I need an owner with integrity: http://www.courant.com/services/newspaper/...0,3193109.story Yeah so the Ducks will be looking for new owners soon. I need to start saving now.

Hey but at least all the late night shows will be on the air. Well Lost isn't filming. If it cuts into Lost, then I'll have a problem. The A-List actors aren't going to picket. Also, this is Hollywood's fault by having the contracts end around the same time.

I forgot about Damphousse. Nice pick.

It's all Hollywood effects. http://deadspin.com/5019115/ballgirls-in-t...pecially-nimble

Craig Hartsburg is a defenseman. Five for Fighting selects: Jeremy Roenick Oh he was taken. Second choice Evengi Malkin. He was taken too. Dammit. Fine, I'll take...Darren McCarty.

About as successful as Kojak McMahon How about he just skip all the endless bullshit and retire from TV? Furthermore, why couldn't Bob Holly been on stage with him at the time of this unforseen "accident" And Cody Rhodes.

I WANT MY MONEY! WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO WITH IT!!!! AAAAAGGGGGG!!!!

Kane to Raw. This is the greatest draft in the history of this sport.

Umaga to Smackdown.

Batista to Raw. This must be the ECW/SD dispersal draft to Raw.

This is great. Wrong number... click.

I think Cole is better commentator now. He is less monotonous now. The announcer switch won't last long anyway.

Jim Ross looks really sad. Michael Cole and the King have worked with each other in the past so it shouldn't be too bad.

Was that real? JR to Smackdown. That's different.

The Hardy Boyz reunion.

Nice callback to the barbershop segment.

CM Punk to Raw. Goodbye ECW. John Cena vs. Cena has been done to death. Plus, I want Edge to win.

I liked those too. John Cena vs. Edge in the main event. Ugh.

Sadly, probably yes.

Smackdown gets our favorite drug addict Jeff Hardy.