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Did JR just imply that he's never seen a match where a man has one arm tied behind his back? I know that JR's memory is short but just 8 years ago, Austin had his arm tied behind his back to take on Mr. McMahon.

Will No Mercy be the first all-minority WWE main event in history?

For some reason this commercial reminds me of the Thunder where Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak were left in a tanning bed, sunburned by someone and had to sell sunburn for a whole match.

RKO~! THEY BE CLUBBERING TONAY! THEY BE A LADY IN THE MEN'S ROOM! IF YA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!

Yes. Unfortunately, more people remember its modified version, the Stunner. And the man from which both men derived their moves is currently the Executive VP of Talent Relations. Unfortunately, this man also sucks.

So, it's Team Hispanic vs. Team Pretty Boy. This match is a slam dunk for Team Hispanic. They just hand Team Pretty Boy a mirror while they hop the border. Eeerrr............wait that doesn't work in wrestling matches, only on Border Patrol. (Yeah, bad joke, offensive, yeah, sorry. My hispanic friend just recommended it to me so I thought that I'd have the clear to post it.)

I hear that Super Crazy is like a cueball, the more you hit him, the more English you get out of him.

No but he can shit in their bags afterwards which is even better DDP can swap wives with you, which is WAY better.

He's busy getting script ideas from The Dames. He'll back next week.

Didn't Mr. Bob Backlund attend University of Minnesota? I thought Flair went to Minnesota as well. Wikipedia's got nothing, but if anybody's got the answer feel free to correct me. Ric Flair said that he did in his book, he attended school with Goldberg's brother.

Wonder why WWE didn't mention Brooke Hogan at the NASCAR race on Sunday. That was a pretty big gig for her.

Yeah, Ric Flair went to Minnesota. Thus disqualifying Lesnar from EVERY laying claim to being the most successful.

Didn't Mr. Bob Backlund attend University of Minnesota?

JEFF HAMMOND LEADS TEH INVASION!!!!1111!!1111111111!!!!!!!1111!!!!

My suggestions: New Theme: "Separate Ways" (Worlds Apart) by Journey New Set: Giant titantron like Nitro in 2000 Booker: Vince Russo New Announcers: Toby Keith and Tommy Lee

Only if the second team was Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff

Oh boy, Cade has a Confederate Flag on his tights. Somebody get Cryme Tyme. That boy be straight up trippin' with his symbol of racism.

Man Mountain Rock & The Roadie. No.........you're all wrong. The last team is going to be....................... Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle. They will start the Invasion. OK now we have jumped the shark. It's been my pleasure, Mistah Vee.

Man Mountain Rock & The Roadie. No.........you're all wrong. The last team is going to be....................... Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle. They will start the Invasion.

he's a former tag champ. That was on SmackDown, in WWE land, that doesn't count "Attendance records were set as Charlie Haas goes down..........." Double entendres rule.

Time for Haas to job to The Game. So, it's now.......... Two former King of the Rings, two former WWE Champions.............and Charlie Haas.

HIGHLANDERS! Clearly, Coach meant "The Quebecers"

Can someone tell HHH to stop saying "Let's Get Ready to Suck It?" That sounds like a tagline for a gay porn movie.

John Cena is going to be on MadTV? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That show is so pathetic. Now, if Cena were on SNL, we'd be able to talk.

Clearly, the next step in this feud is for Ric Flair to reunite the Horsemen to face The Spirit Squad. The Horsemen 2006: Ric Flair Val Venis Rob Conway Hacksaw Jim Duggan Manager- Arn Anderson After Week 2, Ric Flair is kicked out and replaced with Eugene. In week 5, Arn Anderson is kicked out and replaced with Maria.