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In 2004, would you had believed that Christian and Tyson Tomko would be feuding with Sting over a World Title just 2 years later?

Austin beat Taker in that match at Fully Loaded 1999 in July 1999. Vince was the WWF Champion a month later.

Pittsburgh doesn't have any medical facilities. No wonder that Kurt had to win that gold medal with a broken freakin' neck.

Why in the hell haven't they taken Flair to a hospital? I mean, come on WWE Trainers............surely a man that bloody needs expert medical attention.

Is anyone else worried that Umaga may attack Cena on 1/1 leading to............ Kevin Federline- WWE Champion

Isn't Torrie's line, "The only thing that can control me is you" a bit disturbing to anyone else?

Sorry that Matt's late, He was just blogging on his MySpace about how Cryme Tyme offends him as a Southern white man.

Michael Richards is going to be on RAW?

The use of "stereotypical stereotype" was intentional to illustrate that he is literally a STEREOTYPE of a Samoan Savage. He has no characteristics besides being a STEREOTYPE OF A SAMOAN SAVAGE. Being a good worker and believable monster doesn't crack it. There's a reason that we never got, "Bam Bam Bigelow- WWF Champion". People want engaging characters and people that they can either intensely hate (for a reason) or relate to. I just can't get emotionally invested in Umaga's character. EDIT- Good catch Hawk, I had completely blocked the Yokozuna era out of my mind. But then again, Yokozuna was a Polynesian Sumo Wrestler who represented Japan with his manager Mr. Fuji and American Spokesperson James E. Cornette. Now, Armando is no Jim Cornette.

Umaga in the World Title makes Baby Jesus cry. Seriously, how can we have a World Champion that can't even cut a promo and is a 2-D stereotypical stereotype?

Where in the hell did Jerry Lawler go? He didn't take that bad of a beating from Masters that he can't commentate.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? YES!

I know Kerry Von Erich, I've watched Kerry Von Erich........ You sir are no Kerry Von Erich!

How did Jerry Lawler go from having a homoerotic crush on Masters' body earlier this year to wanting to kick his ass?

You know, isn't it poetic that Randy Orton be the one to retire Ric? Randy's father Bob Orton Jr. couldn't take out Flair, he and Slater failed to take out Flair. Why not have the son finish the job that the father couldn't?

Jeff Hardy was too busy getting into his "Mean" Jimmy Jack Johnson gimmick. Matt Hardy was too busy blogging on MySpace about how bad it is that he has to job to Rated RKO.

Flair really needs to stop taking girls on Space Mountain while they're on their periods.

Remember when Test got HHH arrested for spousal abuse after HHH accidentally elbowed Steph in the Summer of 2000? You'd think that Test would have a better kidnapping and rape case...........

Vince's hair has really grayed since 1999, hasn't it?

That match was interesting: Nick Dinsmore- The technical wizard and consummate OVW Heavyweight Champion. Great performer, did great work in putting Mark Magnus and Matt Morgan over in OVW before coming up. An OVW legend. vs. Jim Duggan- Great brawler, ass-kicker in Mid-South. Taken seriously down there. Both came to the WWE/WWF and were turned into fucking jokes.

If you know it's a boob job, it's not doing the trick at looking natural. Kelly has the most natural look of the entire female roster. The only way that I knew that it was a boob job is because I followed Alexis Laree since her ROH days. They honestly didn't look fake. They weren't round and balloon like like Candice Michelle and Melina's are.

Didn't Kenny start wrestling at 15?

You know, since we just got A ton of Mickie James cleavage shots. Is it just me or does Mickie James have the most natural looking boob job that we've ever seen in WWE? Just a random thought.

You know, in kayfabe, it makes perfect sense that Melina would wear an outfit that exposes almost her whole boob. Mickie James is a lesbian, why not try to get the champ horny enough to want you alone in the ring?

I want to see more of this "Mean" Jimmy Jack Johnson character that Jeff was playing. He sounded like so big of a hick that he probably only has sex with his cousins and has a Larry The Cable Guy poster in his room while jamming to Toby Keith. "Mean" Jimmy Jack Johnson > Emo-fag Jeff Hardy