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So, Kelly is natural and Trinity recently got breast implants. Interesting.

Well, "Cena" means "dinner" in Latin and tonight, Edge is going to eat Cena alive and become the new WWE Champion.

I'm saying "They Live" starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

No, Randy. THIS is cool:

That DX skit just enhanced my curiousity of Johnny Ace's management style. HHH and HBK's impersonations just gave me the thought of Ace circa Dynamic Dudes running the WWE complete with a surfboard as his desk. "Yo dude, I meant to give you that push but I got totally whacked out man. I'll totally get around to it later."

HHH is the new Vice President of Talent Relations? AWESOME! EDIT- He was referring to Johnny Ace.

Speaking of which, Where the fuck is Candice Michelle?

Did anybody else notice that the Ladies' dressing room was only a hallway with no shower nor lockers at all?

Remember when wrestling shows at least TRIED to make everything look real?

Why is Kelly Kelly in the RAW diva locker room?

Religious wacko of the first order. Voted "Most likely to go Koresh" for the past 4 or 5 years probably. He basically thinks everyone who doesn't agree with him is a homosexual and is bound to burn in Hell. Also, a brilliant self promoter. WWE could learn a lesson or two. He definitely knows how to get attention. WWE doesn't really need advice on how to crash funerals though. I'm sure the Big Show can offer a refresher course. Considering that Johnny Ace used Eddie's funeral to resign Charlie Haas, they have the funeral crashing part down.

Melina said that she wants two men banging her? What is this fag-enabler doing in the holy city of Fred Phelps?

Fred Phelps, psychotic homophobic Christian minister whose congregation (consisting mostly of family members) storm funerals of US soldiers with signs saying "God Hates Fags", he does this because he feels that Americans support gay people and he has damned America to hell. He and his church reside in Topeka, Kansas.

So, Mr. Phelps' "Holy Bible Tornado of Hellfire and Brimstone" didn't work. Mr. Phelps is going to damn Coach to hell if he doesn't get the job done.

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE BRINGING KERRY VON ERICH BACK ALIVE!

Here comes Fred Phelps' new executive assistant Jonathan Coachman.

"Are you ready to suck it?" Hunter, Fred Phelps is watching! Don't you know that he hates fags? Don't bring your faggerity to Phelps' home of Topeka, Kansas. Are you trying to get RAW killed?

Live from the home city of Fred Phelps................. MONDAY NIGHT RAW! And the RAW season finale starts with D-Generation X!

Good thing that Vince doesn't have any gay long time employees..................wait a minute.

Carlos: "como te llamas?" Josh: "What's poppin'?" Cole: "You can only hear exchanges like that on WWE.com." Grisham: "Stay tuned to WWE.com as this develops." Hugo: "Mi nombre es Hugo." Cole: "That was some sort of a modified language."

WWE doesn't like to acknowledge anyone but themselves. Remember, the McMahon DVD? Both Stephanie and Dusty said that the biggest tragedy of Vince buying WCW is that "there's nowhere to for talent to train and hone their craft before going to WWE".

I'm watching Armageddon 1999 and I notice that during the McMahon/HHH street fight, HHH tries to run Vince down with a car. Do you think that this was a coded message referring to Austin being run down a month earlier? Possibly, they were planning to follow up on that and connect it to Austin but dropped it. Or was it an unrelated tactic?

Shouldn't Jerry Lawler be loving this? After all, he tried to do the same to Bret Hart.

O NO! HE'S GONNA MAKE HIM HUMBLE!! DON'T DO IT BOOK! DON'T DO IT BOOK! DON'T RAPE HIS ASS!

He has to show up in a Cryme Tyme sketch. Hooray, the King's court!!! Homeboy be straight trippin' if he thinks that he can get on TV.