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I actually started watching them around a month and a half ago after being refered to them when I was talking to a friend about AVGN.

I was a fan of Hatchet. I liked even more for some reason after watching the making of. I'm psyched for the following sequels.

A bizzare episode that I didn't really like. Garrison telling Thompson he's a fag and the singing mouse were the best parts. Having not seen Stand and Deliever, the joke went over my head. I just assumed the we're spoofing the million and one "white teacher helps poor kids to succeed" films. Having said that, the mouse and penis duet was fucking brilliant.

My main problem with the new ECW is that it's effectivly just been another show on WWE with nothing that seperates it. What pisses me off about that is that just shows they were cashing in on the Rise and Fall of ECW DVD cash cow and milked it for all it was worth. The show really may as well not be called ECW because it's a jumped up version of Velocity. Having said that, it has done wonders for CM Punk and Morrison.

It would make no sense for her to get involved in any of the matches.

Cuffs in the Cage - I don't really care and I really like tag teams. So whatever. I'll pick Petey and Steiner. Queen of the Cage - I'd like to see Roxxi win, but it would be nice to give Traci something. BG vs Kip - The build has been great, the match will not. I see Kip winning and then going onto a new gimmick. X-Scape - Now we're talking, I'm pushing for a Creed win, bringing a new injection of life into the division. A more serious injection. Booker T and Sharmell vs Robert Roode and Payton Banks - I'm pushing for a Roode win. I don't know why, but I kinda like the guy. Raisha Saeed and Kong vs Kim and ODB - I don't know how to call this one. I don't know much about Melissa, but by her name, I'm guessing shes not from the Middle East. Isn't that a bit racist? Lethal Lockdown - Team Tomko need the win, I see Tomko pinning Cage. But I'd like to see Storm pushed hard in this match. Joe vs Angle V - The build has been nice and the match will most likely be excellent, but because this is the fifth time these guys have faced off, I'm not all that into it.

I agree to some extent, but I will give Christian credit for at least keeping his gimmick fresh by changing his catchprase or handle. One of my favourite Christian moments was when he had a match against Batista in England just after he won the World title and got a bigger reaction than the entire roster. It was really funny to see Christain posing on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd cheering loudly for him and for him to ask "what the fuck?!"

Good enough show to keep my intrest, the womens match was good, Super Eric really made me laugh ("listen Micorophone Man") and all the promos and vignettes made me want to see the PPV. The cuffs match sounds dumb as shit though. On the contary to everyone else, I was impressed with Creed. It was a good little match, his finisher is pretty sweet and some of his moves were cool. I'm actually hoping he walks out of Lockdown as X champ.

No More Heroes It took me a while to find, but here it is. We've talked about this a bit in the Wii thread, but I'd like to say that I really like NMH. The action is fun, the controls work well and overall it's a really nice detraction from all the mundane and boring games we get elsewhere (will the 360 release anything other than a shooting game?!) and Yathzee pretty much says everything I've said about the game in the review. Which is probably why I like him so much, we agree on A LOT of things. Speaking of his reviews, does anyone else find that because of the fast pace, you have to watch it twice just to get every point?

Out of all of this thread, this made me feel the most sick.

Christian was one of those people that I felt the WWE really missed the boat with and was really happy to see he'd jumped. Do I think he was pushed too quickly? Yes he was, a slow build to his fist title win would have been better, but who can forget the image of him celebrating with the title with the Impact Zone in the ring lifting him aloft? His face run dried up pretty quickly and was in dire need of a heel turn which was his best run in the company thus far - his fued with Joe was amazing. But what is next for the Instant Classic? Well I can see another title run in him, but I'd kind of like to see an end to his Sting fued that never really got going. As for Tomko and Styles, intially, I wasn't over enthused with Tomko debuting due to his lackluster run in the E, but he has improved leaps and bounds and his now one of the best guys in that position. Styles on the other hand, and I don't think many people agree with me here, has improved even more in his new role because he's finally interesting to watch. Styles from 04-05 was "just another X divison guy who occasionally broke the glass ceiling" but now he has a charcter and one that he does very fucking well.

But it would be an awesome end to his career, putting someone over. In all honesty, I would have loved to see a fued between him and Raven. The matches may not have been great, but with their mic skills it would have been something special.

Although is HHH squash tour sig was pretty funny.

you haven't figured it out yet? No, that's why he asked. BTW, just throwing my two cents in here and confirming that it's not me.

I just figured that "I change my name a lot" and pbone didn't like her because she was a girl. Which urgo makes her the spawn of Satan. I'm not going near that girl. No offense.

Are you refering to the cinema classic "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Best role ever.

I am actually looking forward to his debut.

Yeah, I can't believe I enjoy them either. Jimmy Rave is awesome in his role.

Rough Cut is a series of vignettes in which BG and Kip James explain why they broke up and why the tag team didn't work this time round. It's been a really interesting way of doing things and has made me care about this match. Rather that just seeing them interferee in each others matches or things like that. I enjoyed Impact, the 8 man tag was fun (even if the interview before hand sucked) and Tenay explaining to us the name of Monsters of Rock was a tiny bit annoying. AJ/Tomko vs Christian/Rhino was great. Shark Boy still makes me laugh and it's nice to see that Skipper still manages to blow the walk along the ropes spot. And Sting and Storm was an alright match, it made Storm look really good and his interview before hand was good.

Both of those points are very false. Cole is not a good PBP guy, in fact he's awful. His comentary during Edge/Taker really ruined the match. He really needed to stop calling Edge "The Master Manipulator". Tenay and West are bad. During matches they're ok to piss poor but everything else is just plain bad. Having said that, I was watching Agains All Odds earlier, and for no reason during the Storm/Young match, Tenay started to explain why Abyss/Mesias would be aired from Orlando instead of focusing on the in ring action and therefore missed a few spots. Only for them to then do a backstage segment where Jim Cornette explained everything that Tenay just said. It was so stupid! And then to make matters worse, Tenay said this line during the Abyss/Mesias match: "Abyss defeated Sabu in the first Barbed Wire Massacre" Which is a lie, Sabu won that match after Abyss sandwhiched himself between two boards and Sabu pinned him with a leg drop while he was trapped. Now if West had said that it, it's not so much of a problem because he's an idiot and everyone knows that, but for Tenay to make that kind of mistake is truly awful.

The false interview that Michales had where he dressed up as Hogan was the highlight of the fued. Apart from the over-selling of course. The match was bad, plain and simple. The wrong guy went over and it made me hate Hogan more for doing his "I've come back for one match, so I'd better win" schtick. Would it really kill that guy to put someone over?

Man that sucks. RIP Heston

Pointless much?

You is crazy yo. Birchill could be a main event player if he was pushed as the monster heel the same way he was in FWA.