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The only thing about Roxxi winning the match is that it guarentees that she wont be winning the battle royal at bound for glory. The MCMG match was great and I think Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt could work well as a tag team as long as they dont get the "we haven't got anything else for you" push.

These are cool dude, my only complaint is you can only download one at a time and then wait like forever to download another one.

I'm VERY aroused.

I'm up for being booked.

Good for you Luke, and you should be chuffed with Reading, they are having an excellent couple of years, I really do miss the Premiership but I like it when a team gets promoted from CCC and really takes it to teams up there unlike some *cough*Derby*cough* Reading have been on a roll and I've got to give them a lot of credit for it too. I'm not a fan of them per say as my loyalties lie with the Toffies.

I'd like to keep Ryan Reynolds away from this, the last thing we need is him stinking up the movie. As for Routh, I'm suprised he hasn't taken it, it's not like Superman Returns was any good and deserved another film.

Meh, I'm all for Southampton as I used to live with two Pompey fans who did nothing but proclaim that they were the best team in the world. It made me hate the football team an awful lot. So it was great when Southampton won cause they would get all pissy. On the other topic, I'm indifferent to Canadians. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had Strange Brew, that makes them good in my books eh.

In fact the only time we ever really saw Fink on screen was either when he was annoucning the rules to the rumble or joining DX.

FADE UP Luke-o is standing backstage, nothing special, nothing fancy. He is just here to tell it like it is. "Many of you were suprised by my win two weeks ago, many of you were annoyed. Many of you turned your heads in anticipation, many of you cast it off as a fluke. Many of you believed, many of you were in disbelief. Then I got my first real challange, a singles match against MANSON. At last, my oppertunity to show not only SWF but the whole world that my debut win was no fluke. To show not only the SWF but the World that I am the best wrestler in any way shape or form. And what did I do? I pussyed out. I sat in my hotel room thinking to myself "I ain't got what it takes to be in SWF, I ain't got what it takes to be THE man of wrestling. I no showed STORM because I lost my belief in my ablility. So what did I do next? I did what any man who loses his faith, I drank myself stupid is what I did. I drinked that bar dry like the limey Brit that I am. My girlfriend/manager/valet/buisness partner/best friend, Rosie "Red Lips" walked out on me. And so I layed on my hotel floor, staring up at the ceiling, thinking over and over in my head on what my next step should be. Perhaps I could call my old man and get back into the printing game. Perhaps I could restart my acting career. But instead, I saw what most alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. I had what most other people call, an epiphany. Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma, call it what ever you want but I believe I was destined to no show STORM. And why? Because I needed to see the opportunity that I had been given. You realise what you had when it's taken away from you. So listen up SWF. I am back. I am ready. I am in control. And I will be a champion. Because I am Luke-o. I am the high flying, death defying, heart stopping, body popping, undeniable, undefiable, non stop, 24/7 King of the Goddamn World. And no one is going to stop me." FADE DOWN

With a tear in his eye. I always imagined him silently cursing Lillian when she does the announcement for the Royal Rumble, saying something like, "You'll never be as good as me bitch"

Do you not read the Smackdown Spoilers?

I wonder if they'll show his US title win...

Did you watch Kill Bill?

It was split into two movies because it bombed state side, so they figured they'd make more money selling it as two films. As Diddy said, It's all about the Benjamins. With that in mind: I saw Death Proof on Monday and fucking loved it. Tarantino finally remembered how to write dialogue and finally learnt how to write strong female dialogue. The soundtrack was fucking awesome - The Coasters and April May?! Brilliant. Rusell was great. The girls were all great in their roles. Loved the connections with Kill Bill (the two cops, the guy who pays to rape the Bride etc etc) Granted it was a bit chatty, but I loved it all. But me and my friend were split down the middle, he absolutly despised the film. Like with a vengeful passion. His exact words were, "I haven't felt that ripped off since I saw Inspector Gadget at the cinema". Looking forward to Planet Terror, my only real complaint is that we don't get the fake trailers. And I'm not sure if they are going to be on the DVDs. And, so far, there is no plans to release a Grindhouse DVD. It's all about the Benjamins.

After Timmy boy performance in Die Hard 4, I'm not confident in HITMAN anymore. WHOA...WHOA goddammit. Are you suggesting that Die Hard 4 wasn't awsome? because I know you didn't actually say that, just making sure. Because Die Hard 4 was fucking awsome and I won't stand for anyone saying it wasn't. Awsome. He had to be the most boring uninteresting villain in the history of film. And that includes Joe Don Baker and Dougrey Scott in MI:2. It wasn't even the script, the guy was just wooden and unconvincing. I've yet to see him pull off anything. I'll second this, he was a wholy boring character. My main problem with Die Hard 4 was that I didn't care of Bruce won because I didn't care about the bad guy.

Good first episode, I really hope they turn Peter heel, he'd make an awesome villian. I'm dissapointed that Nathan is alive, as previously stated, it's sort of runined the sacrifice he made at the end of the first season. On the other hand he now has THE POWER OF BEARD~! I'm guessing Hiro and the chick go and save the father and Hiro pretends to be Kenzo so that the name will go down in History as a hero. Maya seems like she'll be an annoying character with plenty of crying. She's the Ali Larter of this series. But she makes people cry blood - nice power. Oh, and Fauch from Election is in it! Playing the flying kid! And good for him, he seems to have gotten rid of that MASSIVE mole that was on his face.

Pinata: Survival Island is a great shit film.

He's also the only wrestler to have an action figure of him in the top 4 companies. I know a lot of those don't really matter in the history of wrestling, but it's pretty impressive none the less. I'd also add Sting to the list of someone I'd consider a "legend"

If I could get my Wii to go online in my room, I'd totally tune into this every week.

I'm guessing Fatal Frame is another name for Project Zero?

The seem to find a way to make sure he doesn't get touched, by either having him refuse to tag (No Surrender) or being restrained by the ref (Impact)

LAX and XXX are having a UX match? When was that announced? I must have missed that one.

Thats my sentiments exactly, it doesn't sound wholey horrible, but granted it doesn't sound great.

Didn't Shelley just sign a new contract?