[Something I don't get]

Fuck, I couldn't agree with you more. I can't believe how many people hear me hype up ROH, then they grab a DVD or tune in on The Fight Network, see a Ring Crew Express vs Jobbers match and say "wtf is so good about this?"

 

One of these days I'm gonna take the time to rip maybe a half dozen ROH matches and put them up on PWT as "The Best Matches to Introduce Someone to ROH With." Joebashi should be one of them, but I still need to decide on the other 5...

[Wrestling Events I've Attended: Part IV]

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

 

Don't be fooled by his stocky physique.

[Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger: April 29, 2006]

This blog is missing one thing. Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure.

 

The ethereal harmonies of the laserpipe orchestra echoed off the solid diamond walls of the Galactic Overlord's pleasure chamber. As I slowly made my way through the gyrating throng of human, plasmid, and arachnoid revelers, the arcanite sensors on my integrated detectograph started going haywire. "Just as I thought," I thought. "She's here."

 

It was another two hundred ticks until I saw her, dancing languidly with a spice runner out of Betelgeuse VII. He was a hulking brute, with a wickedly edged macrosword slung over the back of his metaluminum armor, the kind that would have struck cold fear into the heart of a lesser man. But I was no lesser man. "Mind if I cut in?" I intoned, silencing the smuggler's enraged grumble of objection with a stealthy blast from my deliminator rifle.

 

"What took you so long?" cooed Abraxxia, her words subtly quavering with the universal inflections of desire. Ignoring my own fierce need, I furiously scanned my surroundings for danger -- she was crafty, and I knew that the slightest mistake would prove fatal. Not just for myself, but for the entire United Alliance. Inevitably, my gaze settled back upon the smooth curves of skin that peeked out from under her transparent holodress. How many rounds of Uranian Megasex would it take before she surrendered the alloy?

[Wrestling Events I've Attended Part II]

Couldn't agree more. Going to my first ROH event was a life-changing experience. Before I was only bored with WWE and reasonably excited about ROH. Now WWE can kiss my ass.