Jaxxson Mayhem

30 Rock is doing the same thing two nights later. I hope some of it ends up on YouTube. I'd be tempted to go to NYC this weekend for either of them but tickets sold out in seconds. I hope someone tapes it, sells it online, and gives some of the profits to NBC but none to the writers for the ultimate fuck you.

"Leave time on the clock for my team to try to come back and win the game if they make the kick? Why would i do that?" Dumbest fucking call ever. He could have done his 2 timeout thing w/ 50 seconds left on the clock.

My favorite Christmas CD. 1. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" - The Pointer Sisters 2. "Winter Wonderland" - Eurythmics 3. "Do You Hear What I Hear?" - Whitney Houston 4. "Merry Christmas Baby" - Bruce Springsteen & the E-Street Band 5. "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" - Pretenders 6. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" - John Mellencamp 7. "Gabriel's Message" - Sting 8. "Christmas In Hollis" - Run-D.M.C. 9. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" - U2 10. "Santa Baby" - Madonna 11. "Little Drummer Boy - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band 12. "Run Rudolph Run" - Bryan Adams 13. "Back Door Santa" - Bon Jovi * For unknown reasons, "Back Door Santa" was replaced on later pressings of the album with "I Wish Every Day Could Be Like Christmas," also by Bon Jovi. 14. "The Coventry Carol" - Alison Moyet 15. "Silent Night" - Stevie Nicks The whole CD's great, but those are my 2 favs. Also, it's sales benefited the Special Olympics so that's also good.

What does it say about me if i watched the whole thing?

Ya. They fucked up big time with it. The buzz has died down to just a low rumble, if that. I want the monster to be this guy.

"I'm not sure what's about to happen, but I know it's gotta happen over water."

It's 30 years he can face, not 3. And stephan a smith is a deuchbag. no way around it. my mute button is my friend when he speaks.

If I learned anything from the Drew Carey show, it's that you need the right permits to run a home brewery.

3 years.

Glad i was gonna get the zinger one and not the others. I can't eat a pizza without sauce.

Anyone eat at Donatos or tried their new pizzas yet? Their new Stromboli's aren't bad either.

My bad. Heres the link. http://promotions.amazon.com/gp/holiday/am...-customers-vote

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Did Cutte just say "Deaf kids to read to?" Why the hell would you read to deaf kids? You read to blind kids.

#13's gotta make it cause Olivia Wilde is one of the hottest girls on the planet.

Here's a video from the onion on how wrestling fans are professional fans and are paid to be fans. http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=21943234 It's pretty damn funny. EDIT: Didn't see it was already posted. My bad.

Same here. I thought the pizza rolls had the contamination too.

So what is everyone's opinion about who reigns supreme in the NFC. It's pretty much left to the Cowboys and the Packers. I say the Cowboys, but what do you all think?

Black Ops undercover agent. He's got a super secret 00Belichick radio piece in his ear This is what happens when the D-posters of TSM come in and try to run with the remnants of jokes already exhausted by better posters, only to fumble on the line like Tiki Barber 1. I'm not even a D poster. 2. Tiki didn't fumble nearly as much his last year.

Maybe he's a secret agent for the pats. He only got traded to the colts so he can sabotage their games when they play the pats. That's the only way the pats can get past the colts. Or maybe bill billicheat beat the bejesus out of him when he played for the pats and he's scared shitless of him. I wouldn't be surprised if bellicheat's trained in Krav Maga along with extreme torture techniques. Or he could be carrying one of tom brady's many illegitimate kids and doesn't want to piss off the daddy. All viable answers.

I'm just sick of losing because of kicking. I thought we'd kicked the habit of missing big FG's when we rid of vandershank. I thought Viniteieerere was the answer. They may not be game winning FG's, but they are game changing FG's. He can't make ANY against the pats (AFC Championship and this year), and this should have been a chip shot for the win.

The Cowboys sonned the giants today. TO shit on their D and Romo did whatever he wanted. After beating the eagles last week and giants (for the sweep) today, we're lookin great. 3 game lead in the NFC East with the redskins to play next week to finish up our 3 game divisional stretch with 2 of those on the road. Colts got fucking RAPED with the calls today. The no call on the pass interference, the no call on holding on the defense when Manning thew it away, the simulating the snap call, the inadvertent whistle, etc. But, Manning's 6 INT's didn't help either. Only Romo can get away with that (thanks bills). Also, Vinatieri is a worthless piece of shit. He could hit all the big ones in new england, but can't in Indy. Missing the game winner from 27 yds out? Fuck that.

Them freaking out over Cena's story on CNN?

Damn. Just checked. They even took down wwedivas.com