Jaxxson Mayhem

Just started watching this last night so I'm catching up, but damn it is pretty good so far. Only reason I remembered this show was on was thanks to an appearance by Dennis Hopper on Conan.

Dr. Nick "Hey everybody!" So many of my choices were gone, but Dr. Nick is still great.

How often do you go to the casino at Hoosier Park?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking hell. That was gonna be my 1st pick.

Tracy Morgan was a white woman was great. Mostly cause of the most bizarre shit he would say.

I remember an interview where they said they can create an episode and have it done the day it airs.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

NIU got brutalized tonight.

*is glad he handed over the running of the draft*

The announcer sounds like a young Mike Adamle.

If you want to run it, you can. I was just saying I'd run it if no one else does it cause I want to see this draft happen.

Great season finale tonight. I guess I'm alone in liking Mark-Paul's speeches. I find them so damn funny.

Haha. Awesome draft. I'm in. If no one else wants to organize it, I might run it.

YAY!

Download and run AVG in safe mode. Try that 1st.

I love GIRAFFES!

Whenever belicheck gets around to it.

I think it shuts off once the playclock gets under 10 seconds or something. Edit: Just checked, its 15 seconds.

Fuck this. Texas should be at #5 and the Gators should be at #4.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! THEY FUCKING KEEP JOHNSON IN THE FUCKING GAME?!??

Why the FUCK do they keep putting Johnson in?!?!!? He has proved time and time again that he fucking sucks. Someone needs to break both of his fucking legs so there is no possibility of him coming back in.

Fucking hell. They decide to NOT bring in Bollinger and look what happens. Johnson fucks it up and gives the giants the ball.

Can someone PLEASE Old Yeller this immobile piece of shit? Bring on Bollinger!

Oh shit! Someone must tell Mickey Rourke to not throw that term around to people not in the biz!!!!!!11

Huh? I called the episode of SNL he hosted terrific. Maybe great is a bit of a stretch, but he was awesome in that SNL. His impersonation of Ashcroft was hilarious, and McCain Sings Babs is one of my favourite SNL skits. I meant your a hater of me.