Jaxxson Mayhem

I have to change the channel whenever she shows up. I think I hate her more than I hate Mike Greenberg, and I REALLY hate Mike Greenberg.

I like Mary Jane Piss in your face Fun Time.

Everybody........is........freaking...........out. It's awesome.

You're contrast ratio on your HDTV is most likely better than the SD tv, so it's able to produce darker blacks.

Bob Sapp is going to kill someone.

Super bump. Finale on now. They got Jamaal Anderson, Bob Sapp, and someone else. They actually have to fight Bob Sapp. Its gonna be insane.

Heh. He was tryin to cover his face.

That tin's pretty cool.

Isn't that the poster they were putting up at the Bowl?

Whats with everyone naming their movie "_________ Movie"? Don't they know that shit's played out?

Last year a Playboy chick won it.

FINALLY they pair up people. This is like the ultimate school yard pick a teammate.

"We are girls, you can't hit us like that. If I break a leg, i'm goin to jail." Wah, wah, wah. Shut up bitch. You're playing football, you're going to get hit. Stop being such a stupid cunt.

I think Britney did a great job. Then again, playing a crazy person really isn't that much of a stretch. Also, great Sarah Chalke sighting. Now, if this was a couple of years ago, a scene with Sarah Chalke and Britney Spears would have been fuckin awesome. Now it's just awesome.

Velvet Revolver - Slither

What happens when a legendary morning shock-jock abandons his post, leaving the feeble-minded intern in charge? Carnage and mayhem...but funny carnage and mayhem. Free Radio is improvised comedy that chronicles the Cinderella story of one dim-witted intern, Lance (played by Lance Krall) who answers his call to greatness by jumping in to host a popular radio show when the real host defects to satellite radio. What follows is a glorious train wreck of botched celebrity interviews, on-air tantrums and generally lovable buffoonery. The twist? Lance's hosting effort is so spectacularly awful, that ratings actually go up. This, of course, forces his frustrated manager, James (played by Brian Huskey) and co-host, Anna, (played by Anna Vocino) to put up with him for the sake of the ratings. The new show, "Moron in the Morning" continues to be a fan favorite. Completely improvised, Free Radio offers a fresh alternative to the typical sitcom, showing just how far real A-List celebrities will go to tolerate a complete moron. In season one, Hollywood luminaries from "24's" Kiefer Sutherland to "Heroes'" Jack Coleman and comedy legend Ray Romano are subjected to the idiot storm that is Lance and "Moron in the Morning." Forget "24," when is the sequel to "Flatliners" coming out? Will "Spiderman" be joining the cast of "Heroes?" Hey, isn't it time that Ray Romano played a serial killer? Only one show digs deep for the answers to these questions. While runaway celebrity interviews make up the bulk of the show, Free Radio also goes behind the scenes to depict our loveably dim hero's struggle to deal with his newfound fame and earn the respect of his co-workers. This show is damn funny.

Chicken wings and rice.

There's no fucking way that zorse is real.

With my next pick, I shall choose...... The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced Great CD, was surprised it was still left. This CD is full of great tracks. Foxy Lady, Manic Depression, Stone Free, Purple Haze, The Wind Cries Mary, Hey Joe.

I'll be the first one to step up and devalue kansas. They're soft as well.

Hell yes I'd love to see another title run for HBK. That's probably one of the only ways to get me to watch RAW every week again. That or give CM Punk the title. Those are the only two I really have an interest in seeing have the title.

Fuck UCLA. I knew they were soft. Everybody thinkin they're invincible.

Today's games fucking suck. Duke loses, Purdue loses, Notre Dame is bout to lose. Fuck this shit.

Way better this week. Lorne shit on all the writers by creating a digital short that was WAY funnier than anything this season.

Sorry to start the thread bob, I just have to say this is the biggest piece of shit snl i've ever seen. Seriously fucking horrible.