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Pssh. Whatev. Let me know when airlines will be offering blowjobs on airplanes and then maybe i'll go somewhere!

Yes, but Vince only pulled them up after the show started.

You need a new johnson rod. It'll run ya like 500 bucks.

They were talking about this on O&A this morning with clips from today or yesterday's show. The DJ's on The Morning Rave were making fun of the girl dying. O&A were as well to an extent but they are much funnier so it was okay.

Why is this thread so popular?!? This is the kind of thread a bunch of hot girls would have if they had threads!

I hope he wrestles Nakanishi because Nagata doesn't need yet another job after having a stellar match with Suzuki. I'd rather see Nagata face Angle but only if he gets the win, which has little chance of happenening. Stuart did mention NJPW was looking at a tag match. Nagata & Angle vs. Nakamura & Bernard could be fun.

Oh man no problems in the e-fed!? I think i might have to switch allegiance. TSM, can you match their offer of no problems in the e-fed? I am the best and I haven't won any titles so you already have one more problem than 2xf!

So that I could dump her! But seriously, she got fat on her own. She claimed she was going to the gym two or three nights a week. She even brought home smelly clothes. But she never lost weight. I dump her, and she loses the weight in like 2-3 months. Why? Because she wanted me back and she had something to drive her. So she could have lost the weight the whole time but she just didn't try. She just didn't try.

I went out with a girl for five years. In that five years she got fat (mostly the last two, after we started living together). I dumped her. K Thx is correct.

I suppose I should not have said Bible. I woulds like to replace Bible with "views of the churches of Christianity as led by #1 Pope"

How Christian of him. I didn't say he was a good Christian That would make him a good Christian because Christians hate fags, it's in the bible.

They are Grease style characters, not necessarily heartthrobs. They obviously have to capitalize on Grease: You're The One That I Want since Vince thinks his demographic is all persons ages 1-100.

sigh . . . i used to complain about 5 minute matches . . . . now I'll have to complain about 5 minute matches that will look like CRAZIEST SPOTS comp videos on youtube.

I forget what level of definition i'm watching after about 5 minutes. After that I'm just watching the show, not the fucking grass and the pixels and all that shit.

I think Eddie Murphy is prejudice against fat people. Even still I will not go see Norbit.

i still don't know what |}{%] is, and if you google it you get NO RETURN at all, not even a no return message. It must be the Great Google Terminator. >:^(

That has been my dream for many years. The Super Important Foreigners will dominate NJPW in 07.

Yeah but he'll probably collect all the stamps in the world in under an hour and put them all on one envelope so they don't mean anything anymore.

Seratonin is a recycled Flock which was a recycled Nest, Abyss and Mitchell is practically "conflicted" Kane and Paul Bearer all over again, and Joe vs. Angle was the aformentioned speed reading version of a great feud. Now basically, there are only so many angles you can run in wrestling without it being a rehash so you can forgive the Seratonin and Abyss storylines, but to burn through that money feud like that is ridiculous. It's not solely Russo's fault though, it's TNA's.

Everyone having a storyline in one hour means no one has a good storyline and the matches, which are supposed to be TNA's hallmark and point of difference to the WWE, end up being exaclty like WWE matches.

Chicken Corn Chowder is the king of soup if a chowder can be a king of soup (i guess it depends on the lineage).

No, Rankine. Here's the order since i guess it's not common knowledge, from gayest to manliest. 5. Rankine 4. Celsius 3. Kelvin 2. Fahrenheit 1. Electronvolts

Yams ARE sweet potatoes. The white flesh type are the Boniatos. Make french fries.

Totally. Second gayest form of temperature measurement ever.

Al Gore was so on the money. January 6th, it was 70 degrees here in NH. A flower sprouted, no bullshit. We are so fucked.