Wyld Cannon

I still haven't tried Wendy's', but the Texas Double Whopper was pretty damn tasty last night. The focus on mustard over ketchup (it still had mayo though) was an interesting change. It was that spice but had a good enough kick. Unfortunately, like all whoppers, it was fuckin messy as shit and I hate that. 2 hours later I had a microwave reheated double stacker and that was pretty good too. I don't remember where i learned you could microwave old fast food burgers but it works suprising well. Well as well as expected.

Yes, my large corporation would not take kindly to slow production and incessant giggling. The thing is I don't want to make a bunch of stoner friends. I don't want to sit around and wax poetic for hours on inanity. I just want to do it by myself and play videogames. I only ever spend 1 or 2 nights a week alone in my apartment and it would be nice to revisit that one aspect i miss about the habit (the videogames). And taking long walks. I always used to enjoy that. Again, something I'd want to do alone without someone droning on in a stream of consciousness rant. I have a girlfriend for that shit.

Where would I find some affluent sketchy high school kid?? THat would just turn out to be some bizarro anti drug commercial. "Hey kid! Hey, c'mere. Lookin' to have a good time this weekend? Well you know what you need to have a good time right? MONEY. Wanna sell me something?" I wish I could just call Samson for a delivery. I never should've moved to New Hampshire. Well that's bit extreme it's really not a big deal.

I wish I could remember things that happened in the first three quarters. But with the culmative effects of technology and entertainment I'd say it was the best year ever.

I vaguely remember the creation of this board around the time of The Smarks board. I think i recognize some of the names here as people who were around back then. I was just feeling nolstagic to a simpler time where HansGerman and I were the board Tag Champs, The Threadkiller,Pornfaq, making fun of Scott Keith for being ugly, and ridiculous post count wars, and was wondering if anyone is left.

It's only because Vince hates getting worked and Angle worked him big time.

oh yeah I know this one. When I was working at Bellsouth as a 411 Operator a couple years back, I used to take multiple breaks after a certain amount of calls to go to the bathroom and get a drink of water. They can monitor how often you unplug from the system and they noticed I did it a lot, but that was offset by the fact I had the highest performance in my department. They still bitched though, so I explained to them I have a weak bladder and medically speaking, I couldn't do anything about that. What were they going to tell me, to piss myself? Fuck them. Haha YEAH FUCK THEM. Even though they didn't actually tell you to piss yourself. And even though you don't really have a weak bladder. THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS! Another one I thought of, which works great in the winter, is to throw a sweater over a collared shirt so you don't have to iron it. I did that today.

I wish all the horses of the world had but one head so that I may punch them simultaneously.

they think they're so great with their vests.

the fact that she bitched you out or them fucking while you were trying to call him? Maybe they have a preterdetermined Doing It Hour and all their friends know about it and no is supposed to call in that block of time. "No calls during Fucktime!"

Oh man I hope this doesn't turn out to be a double cross and America Tom Cruise is left looking up from the bridge as Saddam Seymour Hoffman gets away in a chopper, looking at as menacingly.

5. The Way of the Gun 4. Collateral 3. Vanilla Sky 2. Fight Club 1. Memento It's interesting that so few of us ever put comedies in our top five. It's like "TOP 5 THIS IS SERIOUS".

And followed that up with, "And your dad better watch his back too!"

When this thread started I was against the ban. Then I actually read about trans fats and what they are. I am all for the ban now.

only 15 . . . that practically makes me a gay.

The fact that those aren't the requirements for every single job in the known universe is scary, isn't it? I can take a decision a millisecond after someone else makes one. The job is mine.

I think it's an awesome ending. I never read any of the books though. VOOOOOLLLLLDDDDEEEMMMOOOOOOOOORTTT!!!

Some of these finishes are ridiculous! And I remember that Steiner T-Bone on the Giant like it was yesterday. . . .

Chris Jericho's WCW losing streak led to his heel turn and one of the best characters ever in wrestling.

Not that I would ever want it to happen, but I think it would be really interesting to see how America would act if we were taken over by a more powerful country or entity who thinks the way they do things is the "right" way.

Well I am an admitted transhumanist so I look forward to my cybernetic parts when the time comes.

I have the v3 Razr (the old one). I have a decent selection of games, but I'm wondering how far cell phone games have come with all the new fangled phones im constantly barraged with on TV. I saw a commercial saying you could play Street Fighter 2 on a cell phone. How is this even possible?! I have Zelda and thats hard enough since my phone won't let me press two buttons at once, so i have to move, then slash, then move, then slash etc. I also have the ridiculously addictive Aqua Teen Hunger Force game where you hit stuff and see how far it goes. I play that more than anyone possibly should. So what else is out there?

I hate to say it but this game's not that fun.

This list is too smarky to have Cena on it. An even more glaring omission I think would be Minoru Suzuki. Haha TAKARSHI Saguira. Reminds me of Tie-jiri.

1. Young Machetes - The Blood Brothers 2. Crisis - Alexisonfire 3. A City By The Light Divided - Thursday 4. Our Darkest Days - Ignite 5. No Heroes - Converge 6. Let's Get Out Of This Country - Camera Obscura 7. S/T - A Static Lullaby 8. The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me - Brand New 9. Happy Hollow - Cursive 10. Decemberunderground - AFI my list is a lot different than you guys' though. . . .