Wyld Cannon

Weren't they off busy being dead??

Sorta...just in the sense that the Pedigree and the Tiger Driver are in the same vein. Right, as in not the same vein. The Kudo Driver would be more akin to the Tiger Driver 91 and the Pedigree would be more akin to the Tomikaze. Two neck bumps and two facebusters. I guess some people jsut see things differently. And when I say differently i really mean incorrectly.

black coffee or a red eye if i'm extra sluggish. Cream and sugar are unmanly.

How come you pretty much NEVER see anyone from Hollywood dating wrestlers? I know the whole country looks down upon wrestling as retard entertainment, but you would think some hollywood slut would at least be seen on a date with a wrestler. Then again, only about 2% of the girls i know actually like to date hosses. I guess most chicks just like a guy in shape, not a BIG DAVE.

Seriously, is it that hard to find an announcer?? I'm not saying it's an easy job, but there's gotta be someone in america who went to broadcasting school and knows very little about wrestling.

Serotonin is released when you take ecstacy and makes you feel gooooood. And when i think of Raven i think about feeling gooooood . . . .

I think you'd be hardpressed to find a heel turn worse than Sting and/or Goldberg's which happened at roughly the same time. Eugene's is more stupid than "worst ever".

I thought Sting was really stuck in the White Castle of Fear. Sting and his WCW camera man. I don't think anything post 1990 has ever worked me, and i was born in 81.

When does everyone suppose Bull, D-Lo, and Chuck Palumbo come back? I really can't see them staying over there forever, they just don't seem Steve Williamsey enough. Does anyone know if they brought their families there, or do they commute?? They could all have good spots in TNA. Hell they could even play up the fact that they've been in japan for a few years honing their WRESTLING skills, and aren't your run of the mill WWE reject. I guess the other rejects wouldn't like that so much though.

I don't know why, but this sounds like an energy drink for rapists. I think it's the Get To It line.

My favorite part of Naked Gun is when the guy throws the pillow at Frank and he oversells it. YOU JERKS! (I don't come to the flame board very often)

What kind of timeframe are we looking at for a portable n64 system? Is the DS still just super nintendo level, or is a step up? Playing No Mercy on a handheld would be graaaaaaaaavy.

Not to change the subject, but to, does anyone know what the frickin Landslide is yet??? I've scoured Strong Style Spirit and have yet to see a clear explanation of what the move is. I've heard its an F5, i've heard it's a headrop, there's a wrist clutch that i know of. A wrist clutch F5?? I think that would force it to be a headdrop, which is sort of cool. And is Tanahashi's High Fly Flow just a Superfly Splash, or a Frog Splash? I've read both.

Well maybe his wife was a huge bitch? Big Dave looks like the kind of guy who would marry a bitch. I think being a wrestler's wife should be regarded similarly to a rockstar or mafia wife. There's gonna be chicks on the side and they should learn to deal with that.

Bischoff: Sting you're a mess! Now if you'll excuse me i have to go give Scott Hall a check for 20,000 dollars because its payday.

I'm quite certain the best show of 21st century was a little sleeper hit on MTV called CLONE HIGH. True, it was only one season, but i can't imagine anyone seeing it and not loving it as much as me. i guess you can close this thread now right . . . ?

Why would the Superstars of the WWE make a movie about something retarded like professional wrestling??? It would probably be about something stupid like the "belt".

I still pop it in every now and again but the lack of front grapple spots bugs me. Going from the FORTY ONE front grapple choices of KOCII to the what thirteen(?) of FPR just leads to using the same moves repeatedly. It does have its advantages, the awesome 8 man tags, the faster pace for juniors, the edit mode allows more distinct edits, and the logic is more in depth (but not by that much). I personally think KOC kills it moveset wise, most notably for me the number of different brainbusters and shining wizards. Not that i need so many shining wizards but i like having the position open to 15 different moves instead of 3 canned animations. and the ratings of KOC2 really give me a reason to play every match to the best of my ability. I could start out wanting to do a squash match but then end up giving the guy some offense just cuz i hate to get a low rating. Why the GBA Fire Pro's had this but Returns doesn't is beyond me. Didn't mean to turn this into a KOC verbal blowjob but i just dig it so much more.

They should've just stolen the Hulk: Ultimate Destruction engine cuz that game is a HOOT! I still pop it in from time to time, its so damn fun.

I don't mind them switching to a new team but they at least have to come up with a plausible transition to explain why 3 characters are just not around anymore. If they could at least make a cameo in the beginning it would be better than Gambit being all like, "Storm and Wolverine were fightin' Magneto and they all disappeared jus like dat!"

Obviously he thinks its outrageous and egregious. He may also think its preposterous.

I also really enjoyed part 2 of Bischoff/WCW. It was probably the best observer i've gotten so far (I only started with the Pillman issue). Is it worth it to renew?? Are there really intriguing pieces like this throughout the year, or are they few and far between? I'll probably renew again to at least get the 2006 awards, but is it more hit and miss over time? as an aside, i am an MMA fan so the coverage doesn't bother me.

If you're rubbing your balls in someone's face after beating them up, and they stick their tongue out and lick your balls, can you call them a fag?? "I was just rubbing my balls in his face and that homo licked 'em! GROSS!"

Alot of people ride bikes. Yeah when they're fuckin six. Just messin around, i miss the days gone by of riding my bike down a ridiculously huge hill in Lynn, MA that had cross traffic and never knowing if I was going to die that day.

I hate Xmas shopping, and i usually wait till around Dec 15-24 to start and its just the worst. It's really like the worst experience of the year every year. I wanna to be done with this mess by dec 5th and then just coast, since i've never done this before and want to see what its like. But i don't know what shit to buy the fringe people in my life (like GF's family, step whatevers, toddlers etc) so i thought we could all bat around ideas for maximum effectiveness. Throwaway gifts entirely acceptable. That Pasta machine tube thing (Pasta Xpress?) Is there a really effective Car De-Icer available?? Better than a lame-o scraper. I was thinking that would be pretty bad-ass. Magic Bullet - the BLENDER