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I'm not straight edge, but anyone who looks at straight edge and thinks, "What, you think you're better than me???" has self-esteem issues. Which is weird because a 55 year old man who juices, has other men kiss his ass, and gets oiled up and wrestles once or twice a year is obviously completely at peace with himself.

The Austin "My Sacrifice" was awesome and moving. I vaguely remember a PPV promo for Armageddon or Judgement Day set to The Door's "The End" getting a lot of praise. I don't think I ever saw it myself, however.

Someone who acts like they have Asperger's but doesn't actually have it will need advice on girls in Love, Sex and Dating.

bumping uglies > bumping threads, amirite?

10. Strangers with Candy 9. Nacho Libre 8. An Inconvenient Truth 7. V For Vendetta 6. Thank You For Smoking 5. Mission Impossible: III 4. Little Miss Sunshine 3. Talladega Nights 2. Children of Men 1. A Scanner Darkly I missed alot of cool stuff that would more than likely knock stuff off this list though, such as Brick, The Science of Sleep, Borat, The Departed, Miami Vice . . .

O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb? I am no baby, I, that with base prayers I should repent the evils I have done: Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did Would I perform, if I might have my will; If one good deed in all my life I did, I do repent it from my very soul.

It's strange going into WM with 3 Face World Champions, so they kind of have to do at least one Face vs. Face match on top just to send everyone home happy.

Mountain Dew will not help you figure out how many sperm you have.

Charlie: Who's Ralph? Harriet: Oh, she's my friend. Charlie: RALPH. SHE'S your friend. RALPH. I think your girlfriend is a liar and you should probably go chop her head off or something.

Pushing the tongue to the top of the mouth while pushing on the spot between the eyebrows with the pointer finger will help clear a stuffy nose. Pushing on both places at the same time moves the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages, back and forth like a seesaw. The motion loosens the congestion and after about 20 seconds, the sinuses begin to drain. This actually works, five minutes ago I could hardly breath through my nose and now I'm clear. I'm still sick, but the lack of nose stuffage has really helped. Maybe someone could have told me this shit 20 years ago.

Why didn't you just do it like you did one sentence previously?? I say Rahmen, but I also say Ape-ricot.

No, just listen to me and Google. Me and Google make way more money than your primary care physician does (Google carries a lot of that load, just to clear things up).

"Really, it’s just about the two opposing states of consciousness which don’t really oppose, at all. See, in the waking world, the neural system inhibits the activation of the vividness of memories. And this makes evolutionary sense. See you’d be maladapted for the perceptual image of a predator to be mistaken for the memory of one, and vice-versa. If the memory of a predator conjured up a perceptual image, we would be running off to the bathroom every time we had a scary thought. So you have these serotonic neurons that inhibit hallucinations that they themselves are inhibited during REM sleep. See this allows dreams to appear real, while preventing competition from other perceptual processes. This is why dreams are mistaken for reality. To the functional system of neural activity that creates our world, there is no difference between dreaming a perception and an action, and actually the waking perception and action." - Waking Life So its the same feeling as peeing. Same goes for sex dreams.

Man this guy was cool. He was totally buff. In Bloodsport, when they would chant Chong Li, he would FREAK OUT. Take a look at some of the films he has been in: To Err is Humane Killer's Nocturne (No-Evening Day) My Lucky Stars (aka Lucky Stars Superior Shine or Winners and Sinners 2) Working Class (aka Hit Work Emperor) All the Wrong Clues (for the Right Solution) Ruthless Revenge (aka Invincible Kung Fu or The Two Tricky Kids) The Fists, the Kicks, and the Evil He Loved Once Too Many Just for Fun And at the time of bloodsport, he was already 50 years old. I thought the guy was like 26!

Well i use my thumb because i can press harder, and also i've read alternating presses works better than at the same time. Also, I press my tongue into the soft fleshy part, not the hard part. Googling "vomer bone congestion" will provide a bunch of links to the technique.

I don't think you can ever use one of those dream dictionaries to find an exact meaning for your dream, but I think if you really concentrate and breakdown where you were, what you were feeling, and the more important aspects you can get an idea of what your dream was about. And then sometimes a fucked up dream is just a fucked up dream. Keeping a dream journal is something I've done on and off over the past couple years, and eventually you start to notice small recurring patterns and happenings. They'll help you lucid dream if thats something that interests you as well.

Yeah, I won like 5,000 bucks, and when I tried to leave they took the money back. Some rule about it "STAYING IN VEGAS."

I also can't believe Danielson/McGuiness got Match of the Year. I would have given it to Kenta/Marufji vs. Morishima/Rikioh myself, but i thought KENTA vs. Maru, Tenryu/Nakajima vs. Sasaki/Kobashi, Nagata/Bernard, and Nagata/Kanemoto were ALL more deserving.

I disagree that he enjoys agreeing.

In the name of research, suppose I was looking to procure some sort of harmless recreational substance. I used to use such a substance back in the day, and I said "like hey. . . .man" alot. Haven't used it in awhile, but I was thinking about picking some up. The thing is, I don't anywho who works in that trade anymore. I don't want anyone I know to know, because I work with most of my friends and my gf is against it and whatever. So the real question I pose: Is there a way to find someone in this field on this new fangled intraweb? Locally would be best. I would think the internet would really help this line of work out, but then again maybe there is too much risk involved. either that or a retailer on the web, but I would think having it mailed is more dangerous. Any ideas?

Stuart said it was pretty back and forth, from his report it looked like the finish came out of nowhere though. I know Kawada hasn't used the Spirit Bomb in forever but it would have been nice to have Nakamura kick out out of the Soccer Kick that Kawada wins every match with. I assume Chono and Muto won so they could do the Hashimoto tribute at the end. However, this made Kawada look like shit since Tenkoji just beat Muto and Kawada, but Muto and Chono double submits Tenkoji?! EDIT: Turns out Nakamura did kick out of the Spirit Bomb, and the ending was pretty sweet.

All results credited to Stuart at Strong Style Spirit (www.puroresufan.com) NJPW "WRESTLE KINGDOM IN TOKYO DOME", 1/4/07 (WPW/PPV) Tokyo Dome 1. WELCOME TO TOKYO DOME! New Year Funny Waltz: Masanobu Fuchi , El Samurai & Ryusuke Taguchi beat Kikutaro, Nobutaka Araya & Akira Raijin () when Taguchi used the Dodon on Kikutaro. 2. Artistic Tag Team Battle: Jado & Gedo beat NOSAWA Rongai & MAZADA (13:06) when Gedo used a Superfly splash on NOSAWA. 3. Rockin' Your Hearts of Fxxxing Outlaws: Togi Makabe, Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii beat D-Lo Brown , Buchanan & Travis Tomko () when Makabe used a lariat on Buchanan. 4. Dimension Zero: TARU, Suwama , RO'Z & Giant Bernard beat Riki Choshu, Manabu Nakanishi, Takashi Iizuka & Naofumi Yamamoto (15:36) when Suwama used a backdrop hold on Yamamoto. 5. Top of the World ~ Arts of War: Koji Kanemoto, Tiger Mask, Kaz Hayashi , TAKA Michinoku & Wataru Inoue beat Jushin Thunder Liger, Minoru, Milano Collection AT, Shuji Kondo & "brother" YASSHI (13:01) when Tiger used a Tiger suplex hold on YASSHI. 6. Dangerous Rapture: Toshiaki Kawada beat Shinsuke Nakamura (19:02) with a face kick. 7. Triple Crown: Minoru Suzuki © beat Yuji Nagata by TKO (2nd defense). 8. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Hiroshi Tanahashi © beat Taiyo Kea with the High Fly Flow (3rd defense). 9. Super Dream Tag Match ~ "This is Wrestle Kingdom": Keiji Muto & Masahiro Chono beat Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima when Chono used an STF on Tenzan. Nothing surprising whatsoever. The only thing I was looking forward to was Nagata winning the Triple Crown and he loses by TKO. I was also somewhat hoping Nakamura could get that big win over Kawada but alas, hopes dashed again.

I watched the whole first season on DVD in a weekend. I never watched it again. It could have been worse I suppose, it could have been One Tree Hill. I saw one episode of that and it was clearly the most overly dramatic show in history.

What do you think is that saddest song? I'm gonna go with "Candle in the Wind '97" cause that lady was something. OK really, let's hear 'em. My opinion: "So You Want To Be A Superhero?" by Carissa's Wierd is by god that saddest song ever. I'm almost getting choked up just thinking about it. Now someone say Johnny Cash "Hurt" because I know someone will.

I dig how my strange request has chinese-telephoned into a human resources seminar.