Mike wanna be

One is Portal, another...looks like Silent Hill 1, could be wrong. Spider-Man 2, and the fifth one is...that game! The one with the egg thing on the cover, fuck I can't think of the title of it, he's mentioned it in the previous videos a few times.

Defensive ends are just running around our LT Gralgstaff Tacklington. For a "let's not call out our teammates" reason, we fall behind and pass a ton more, so it just leads to more opportunities for sacks on the whole.

Don't forget the obligatory "Faceful of girl crotch" spot in every match.

Is Vickie supposed to be the face in all of this? I hope not, anybody with half a brain can see she brought it upon herself in trying to be a vengeful bitch to Edge.

Is it still "flick the thumbsticks up to go faster" like last year?

PS2 has such a huge install base even if you disregard the PS3's backwards compatibility, it's worth the investment. Plus they aren't making as many updates to it so it's cheaper to make, add in a lot of people being scared off of next-gen sports games due to shoddy performance, throw in the fact that it's $10 cheaper, and you get decent sales.

That's actually a moral victory; one set of pick 'ems I saw in the league forums had us losing 150-3.

Couldn't ANY version of Slash be considered "new and improved"? Dude didn't exactly set the world on fire in the pros for the most part. I hate to say it but he's going to be exactly like Slash. He wants to play quarterback and nobody has interest in him beyond "Can you convert to WR?", just like they did Randle El, Matt Jones, Michael Robinson....

I don't know when the Panthers/Colts game was played, but it's re-airing on the NFL network. Damn, does Jim Sorgi suck, two turnovers and about 4 minutes in it was 14-0 Carolina. DeAngelo looked good early, then the network gave away the final score & the stats in the bottom ticker and I turned it off in disgust. Is it that hard to remove one set of stats from the ticker during that actual game so people who didn't see it can watch it without having to block the bottom of the screen from view?

He's waiting for the right time to reveal that he knew what he was doing all along and his incompetence was merely a setup to his most monumental swerve of all.

More like "He wants $20mil/season and knows there are like, three teams that have the cash & desire to sign him to that kind of contract".

They're slow building. We're pretty much boned by the time we play them.

What were you expecting out of a guy that had what, two weeks between joining the team & becoming the starting QB?

1) More cornerbacks & defensive linemen 2) More receivers That should help shore up the pass defense and open up the passing game, which will ideally open the run attack and let us win a freakin game. As it stands they know our defense is going to give up points out the ass and force our offense to pass, and we don't have the depth at WR to do anything through the air.

Charlie Haas always gets heat when he's not televised, for some reason.

It's Ron Darling. Perez a two-hitter through 7, 119 pitches thus far. The only weapon Manuel has to combat his shitty bullpen: starters throwing 150 pitches for complete-game shutouts the rest of the way.

Lesnar might be involved due to the junk he went through with his no-compete, but he's not actively going to be doing anything besides putting his name on it, all things considered.

Amazon's listing Head Coach for $50 as a stand-alone...which means you'd be kinda dumb to spend $110 to buy them separately as opposed to $90 to get them together along with the other stuff in the Collector's edition.

Karstens was perfect through 7 2/3 and ended up with a two-hit shutout of the D-Backs. Wasn't he like, JUST traded from the Yankees in that Marte & Nady deal?

The Jets would have to give up three first round picks if they trade him. Who the fuck would agree to that? What if they release him...same deal? Not that they would, but, y'know, just wondering.

I blame Annie. Annie took a WR and CB when she went idle, without them the team sucked, and everybody stopped caring.

His first name's Ken, if we listen to (ugh) Michael Cole; Shawn Michaels is the only one who's ever referred to him as "Mister Kennedy Kennedy" and I always took it to be as if HBK didn't know his name and just figured that since he always introduced and referred to himself as "Mister Kennedy.....Kennedy", "Kennedy Kennedy" was his full name.

The Los Angeles Angels of Oaklaheim!

That's it, Kofi's new role! "Jamie Noble, you come out here and you talk yourself up every week. It makes the women crazy, makes the fans crazy. Jamie, you're even Jamaican me crazy..... wait a minute... Did I just say... JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!" *Kofi runs in from the crowd and lays Noble out with a sloppy spin kick* I'm sorry, but nothing will ever top Bischoff's invasion of Billy & Chuck's wedding.

I smell a rehash of "That's gotta be Kane!" at the HIAC.