Mike wanna be

Dear lord, thank you for delivering to me that which I desired most: somebody punching an ally in the face to deliberately get the other guy disqualified.

Keep kicking to Hester, Payton. Somebody's got to figure out how to tackle him and you'll never do it kicking it out of bounds.

Wilfork is missing the RAW tapings and was just showing his support for Flair.

Project64 was your only option for the longest time. I'm assuming it still is. Speaking of which, shit, I never finished Paper Mario. Granted it emulated for shit, but I still didn't finish it.

So instead of calling the police EVER, he decides to give Devon...apparently about a month, since we're talking pre-Turning Point, to apologize? Sure. What a guy.

So somebody could say "No JHawk, that'th fo' thomebody elth. We gon' keep you right where you is right now." and give you motivation to cut a great promo in the ECW to catapult yourself to superstardom?

All this discussion and we totally spaced on Bobby Heenan. I feel dirty. Hopefully Bobby gets through this surgery as close to 100% as possible.

To summarize the Sheik part for those curious: Daniel was seven years old, how could he do that?

I was expecting Taz to kick him in the nuts field-goal style, but considering that "...the tree stand got me right in the Mahoneys", I guess the end result is the same. Look on the bright side, Joe, at least the present wasn't ticking like last year's.

I'd almost forgotten how good an Extreme Rules match should be. They really need more of them, because I loved that eight-man. (They did a really nice job keeping Burke completely off-camera from the final "Burke's still upside down!" mention to the Express, so it was really a "Holy shit, where'd he come from?" moment.) Re: Torrie, she didn't seem to mind when they released her husband and she's willing to do Playboy. It's company loyalty, same as Bob Holly or the Brooklyn Brawler.

Yeah, wouldn't want to make a convincing argument or anything. You agree that it's a sports entertainment program and complain that there are people on the roster for the sole purpose of being sports entertainers? That's your problem, not the problem. I like hockey fights as much as the next guy, but I don't go on hockey forums and whine about how Crosby and Ovechkin are getting big-money contracts while Domi has to go into retirement because nobody wants an enforcer. I don't complain about how Sakic keeps scoring goals instead of slinging fists. Fights and enforcers are a small part of hockey like wrestling and wrestlers are small parts of sports entertainment.

They're already sharing the unbeaten regular season with 2 iterations of the Bears, so they'll do what they continue to do and just say "Perfect season" as opposed to "Perfect regular season"

I'm guessing the only reason(s) someone as useless as her being around so long is she is fucking mcmahon on a near daily basis...or she is blackmailing him because of past fuckings. There is no other reason for her being around so long because as you said, she is as bad now as she was 8 years ago. It's incredible really. I really hope somebody drives a bus into your house. There are three types of women in the business, ones who can wrestle, ones who look good and the newest addition, ones Vince feels bad about what he ended up doing to their husbands and so he gives them a job. Torrie doesn't look progressively worse than she did when she showed up, so she's still employed. I really don't understand why the generic fanbase can't see "She doesn't look any worse than she did when she was signed, and she was signed for her looks, so she's still on the roster", or "Khali is there because he's tall and menacing and they don't care that he can't work because you can teach workrate faster than you can teach tall"...but can somehow clearly see extortion, blackmail and a dozen other illegal activities that somehow explain why somebody remains on the payroll.

Goodell hits the jackpot as his NE/NYG game is exclusively on the NFL network, as the cable companies won't bite on his arbitration offer. Either way it sucks to be 70% of the fanbase. NBC snags a close second with the TEN/IND game becoming the sixth wild card spot deciding game. Fun question: If somebody beats New England in the divisional round, do the Patriots call this year a failure?

It'll add to what he has.

Because he's big and nasty. If you want workrate you're obviously looking elsewhere, but if you just want a non-giant guy beating the piss out of someone and throwing them from here to the Iron Sheik's front doorstep, Henry's your guy. Also, he's great for "When will ______ be out of action next, and for how long?" pools.

Kennedy has great mannerisms but he needs to learn to, y'know, work. A brilliant heel touch is slowly, methodically walking down to the ring while deliberately dodging every single troop's outstretched hand.

That's not the point. The point is that the intro mentions Jimmy Snuka as a former ECW Champion, but their listed lineage starts with Shane Douglas. You can't do one thing and then another. Snuka is a former ECW champion, but they're only doing the Extreme lineage. They worded it horribly, as they usually do because they figure wrestling fans have the memory-retaining capabilities of a folding chair and won't notice. And isn't that at least the second picture of Orton with Triple H's name on the title belt?

With all due respect to all your due respect, there's a history of violent behavior and there's picking up your own daughter in preparation to introduce her face to the back of her own skull via your fist without really realizing what you're about to do or who you're about to do it to. Model citizen or no, a step towards crazed maniac is a bad step to be taking.

He figured the Bengals would never see it coming? A wise call if so, because there isn't another person on the planet that would see "Go for the first down" as a feasible call in that situation. I'm convinced that some teams should just hold Madden tournaments and hire the winners, because they can't be much worse than their own selections for the position.

If you were expecting WWE to accurately represent NWA title changes you apparently have no idea how the company came into being in the first place.

Fourth and one with six seconds left, down by 5...and you RUN a BOOTLEG to get the FIRST DOWN. Somebody fire Cleveland's offensive coordinator. What the fuck are you doing getting a first down.

I'm predicting a Dolphins upset. They have nothing to play for so they will definitely be resting their starters, and considering how atrocious the starters have been this year playing the backups must be considered an upgrade, and an upgraded Dolphins team will be able to steal a quick lead on the Patriots. Then they'll get all "Oh shit, better run it up" and play a bit less conservatively than I'm sure they're planning to and POW somebody gets hurt, they panic and aren't sure whether to keep playing hard and risking injury to go for perfection or to say "Fuck perfection, Super Bowl rings for everyone!" and start protecting themselves. Meanwhile the clock chews away and it stays horribly low-scoring as the Patriots get conservative and try to get Maroney the single-season touchdown record just so they can basically incinerate the copies of the NFL record books. Pats fumble the ball at a clutch moment and the Dolphins recover and run out the clock with a no-name halfback who soon becomes a household name.

Dallas turned into Carolina after TO went out. "OK we have 2 good halfbacks, but our top receiver is out and there's a question as to whether or not our QB can carry this team to a win." Unfortunately for Carolina, Dallas has Marion Barber hammering the ball while the Panthers are stuck with Tackle Dodger A and Tackle Dodger B without anybody to just send up the gut.

It's a rule that the Giants have to keep the playoff picture interesting by constantly losing games at the end of the season so they don't clinch a spot and take out some excitement.