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PILE_RIVER. Fucking typos. EDIT: Up to 1001. Fortunately I got Russian Leg Sweep twice in three rounds, so I just submitted it and got the 50+ points. Out at 1064, not in the top 10. First memorable moment I got and I couldn't solve it, sonofabitch.

I could've sworn that the non-Brody jobber to Big Daddy V was the same jobber to John "Don't call me Johnny/Jim" Morrison with a different outfit on. I know the roster's thin, but come on now.

It's ok, it's just one premature widow. It's all right, it's just two kids and one on the way that don't have a dad any more. It's not like they need a full coat of armor or something ridiculous; a simple batting helmet (that EVERY team has a few dozen of on hand at all times) could've saved his life. People shouldn't die playing sports.

I disagree. If you had 100+ MPH rock-like things come flying at you, wouldn't you want as much protection as you could get? Sure it's unlikely, but it only takes one good shot and something like this can happen. If he had a batting helmet on there's a distinct possibility he'd not only be alive, but completely uninjured.

Even if you do, the game just punks you out of it. Boise State just went 12-0, went into bowl week ranked #7. They beat FSU in a BCS bowl and went up to #3. Cut to the beginning of season 2, and FSU is now sitting in the #3 slot while Boise State's down to #18. Of course, it doesn't help that #19 Hawaii is the only ranked team in BSU's schedule, but come on now.

Needs more Mahoney. As for Bam....eh. When it's a legit prank (the pitfall in the backyard was hilarious) it's usually not too terrible, but more times than not it's "I'm going to do something moronic and painful, and it will be funny because ____ (usually Steve-O) gets hurt!" absurdity.

It's obvious that the "Uncrowned Champion" makes his presence known in this intergender 5-person tag.

I laughed, but it's so not true.

Hopefully this leads to some sort of protection for the guys in the field (not just the managers/base coaches, I'd like to see helmets & face masks for the players too). Such a shame.

Hawaii is absolutely NASTY in 08. That offense is fucking lethal. And I still haven't figured out how I can quick-fix the man coverage bug.

Yes, how badly? And on a topic-related note, you have not lived until you've upset the #3 team in the nation. You also haven't lived until you've blown a 20-10 lead due to the happy turnover system and end up losing 52-20.

I like how it occured to them to eliminate the super-heavyweight Henry, but not the ultra-heavyweight Khali. Way to go, 18 Smackdown superstars. EDIT: Michael Cole with the Smackdown-to-GAB call of the night: "Oh no, the new world champion!"

CM Punk went for a springboard something-or-other and Morrison countered with a kick/knee to the gut. Punk looked to have landed square on his knee, he rolled over in obvious pain and Morrison made the cover. Punk then got up and wouldn't even stand on the right leg. Could be legit. EDIT: Super disappointing Texas Bullrope match. Perhaps I overestimated what Dusty's capable of doing, but I was expecting a bloodbath.

Might need to sign up for the boards (I did to find the link in the first place), but it's free and instant: http://www.lovelypk.com/voips/voip-ab1.html

Either the video is choppy, the sound is non-existent (except for an annoyingly loud popup-esque sound that's every other second) or you get a beautiful feed for 2 minutes and then it cuts out.

Wrestling-Edge has no sound, and I think sportsonpc's behind by a minute or something. Melina's just making her entrance after Orton's promo. EDIT: Candice should take a page from Kennedy and instead of being "from" Green Bay, she should "Hail from GREEN BAY, WIS-CON-SIN"

On the bright side, let's hope Orton wins the gold and then starts fucking up. They'll have to keep the belt on him because there'd be no heels left for the Ultimate Helmsley to beat for the gold on his return. It'll be great.

Carolina's due again this year, due to the "One year of being one of the best teams in the NFL, one year of getting everyone injured and sitting around 8-8 with third-string players" that they've had for the past 4, 5 years. In as the #5 wild card. #6 wild card...I'm going with San Fransisco in the 2006 Giants mold of "everybody's mediocre, they just happened to be at the top of the tiebreaker listing". New Orleans is the #1 seed, Dallas surprises with #2, Chicago takes #3 and Seattle once again sits at #4. In the AFC... Jets steal the division from the Patriots, but the Pats take the #5 seeded wildcard. Indy wins their division only because the rest of their division isn't good enough to take it from them, but they're playing on wild card weekend. #3 seed for them. San Diego wins their division again, pulling away from #6 seeded Denver in the final few weeks. Somebody gets arrested from the Bengals, someone important (i'm thinking Ocho Cinco, personally) and this screws them up to the point where Baltimore takes the division from under them late in the season.

Maybe Benoit knew his close friends were as dependent on drugs as he and Eddie were, and didn't want a similar tragic ending for his close buddies. Yeah, the guy who'd just murdered his wife and son had a sudden attack of conscience. I'm sure he was trying to sedate himself, and the pills just accidentally slipped into Daniel instead.

Just what MLS needed: a 0-0 tie at the half, Chelsea scores early in the second half to take the lead, and they announce that Terry's playing with a toe he broke on Wednesday while Beckham continues to ride the pine with a month-old swollen ankle.

Cena v Lashley - double count out, sets up some form of gimmick match at SS Khali retains; if they wanted the belt on Batista or Kane they could've done so on Smackdown. Morrison v Punk - Punk wins by DQ, sets up the obvious Extreme Rules match at SS. Umaga v Hardy - Umaga by clean pin, they're rebuilding the savage. MVP v Hardy - Hardy wins clean, though I'm not sure why. Orton v Rhodes - Legend killer says Orton, but Randy/Cody at SummerSlam says Cody interferes and gives Dusty the "upset" victory. Candice v Melina - Candice wins, the feud they have going is vaguely interesting. Carlito v Sandman - Sandman via DQ when Carlito finally cracks him with the cane Cruiserweight Open - Chavo retains.

They were going down all the time on release....I haven't noticed them go down since, although I keep getting the exact same ESPN radio report for 2 hours at a time, which is great fun when I hear the Mets are in the bottom of the third, flip over to SNY and the game's over.

I'm told it's called Circus, under the Hail Mary playset, but I've yet to go searching for it myself so I can't confirm.

What would you call "Making a player 2x more durable, yet 10x less talented, all while maintaining the possibility that they are one mechanics change away from being as dominant as they could be/once were" other than being an agent?

Thanks to that news, I'm an MGS4 and FF port away from hitting the "Which console should I get" jackpot, all things considered.