Obi Chris Kenobi

Sad news about Tomko, I thought he really shone out in TNA - though, is that hard?

Madden Demo on Xbox Marketplace, enjoy.

Sorry to say this boss, but a $400 raise to the wage for 2 seasons, won't cover training that long. Normal is at $1425, Extensive is at $3800, not sure how much it changes as I go up a level, but I usually hammer the extensive training option. Any advice? Just created an OT too, what's best Pass or Run blocker? I present a lvl1 OT - Obi Chris Kenobi http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=781796 If anyone wants to join (I know its late) but I'd like to whore some flex points from you guys, cheers! http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=2013700 Signed the contract - statement for Club Magazine coming later!

I forget mine every year, but then we haven't talked for 4 years so I don't feel any hate towards you.

Thought I'd cheap plug my music on iLike lol http://www.ilike.com/artist/Chris+Kilburn

Have you mixed up Elano with Derby legend Stefano Eranio? lol

How different is it? I remember it being a fairly fun fighting game with swords and some pretty cool combos.

In red I think won't happen; in green, will happen; in bold black, will happen, just maybe not this summer. Johnson deal, yeah, he's good, but 12 million pound good? I don't think so. I'm going to name basically everything I think a Prem club needs and say if they'll get it. Also going to be in order of my predictions for this season. 1. Liverpool- Winger. Won't get. You guys are trying to sell Benayun, yet need another winger? Its strange that Gerrard gets put out wide on the right, when he played well with Torres last season in the middle. 2. Man United- Um, cover at center back perhaps, and less cunts. Won't get. Really not sure who Man U will get, considering they're going to have to fork out £35m for Tevez if they want to keep him after his loan ends - with the debt they're currently in they shouldn't be allowed to spend that much on players. 3. Chelsea- Um, depends on if Drogba wants to leave or not. Even though they bought Malouda last summer, still need a winger. He isn't the answer. Will get. Fair assessment on the winger for Chelsea to be fair, under the old management and style, but it will be interesting to see how 'Big Phil' takes over. He said he'd give SWP a chance after he proved himself in pre-season. So will it be 4-3-3, 4-4-2, 4-1-3-2? Joe Cole is amazing, and needs more play time. Could have one of the best midfields in the country this season with the arrival of Deco to play along side Ballack, Essien, Lampard and Joe Cole. 4. Arsenal- Central midfielder with a mind for defensive play. Basically a hard man. Definitely will not get. They will eventually fall out of the top four because they don't want to spend. They can't spend. Another team in a heap loads of debt trying to keep up with the 'big guns' and buying a new stadium. Arsené Wenger has done an amazing job considering. His eye for young talent and development is outstanding. He doesn't want to sell the players that go, he has to to balance the books. As for players coming in - no idea. Fabragas is an amazing young player, who seems to be creative and dog like in his tanacity, but a big twat in midfield next to him would be welcome, also another real striker - who takes over when The Big Man upfront goes? Bendtner? Walcott? 5. Portsmouth- Right midfield/right wing. Will get. Also need a left back. Will not get. Harry Redknapp has put together a rag tag assortment of cast offs from other clubs and turned Portsmouth into a great team to watch. Couch and Defoe up front? Holy shit. They had a solid defense last season and David James had the season of his career or there abouts. Only thing that concerns me is the CBs are aging fast and David James is fast approaching 40. I think they'll start to bring a few guys in on loan to cover the gaps this season - not sure who at the moment, will have a think at work. 6. Scum- Um, Joao Moutinho. Will not get. Everton perplex me, almost as much as Tottenham. They've came so far but they never seem to buy anyone 'worthwhile' their biggest signings in terms of performance have been nobodies (Cahill and Arteta) that only people who had seen them play knew about. Johnson and Akubu lots of money, not THAT many goals and hell of a lot more injuries. Good business dealings to get £12m for Johnson considering his injuries and inconsistant performance. No idea who they'll bring in. 7. Man City- Creative player. Will get, because they can buy anyone. Money will never put them into the top four, but still. Wild Card team of the Season for me after last year. They have a new manager, new ideas, lots of (illegal?) money. Young Joe Hart in goal is a good thing if they can train him up (Peter Schmichael the keeper coach?). Creative player? Well Eranio was great last season till the weather faded away, he's had 12 months to acclimatize so maybe he'll be good all season. They need to replace that shitty right back of there's, that Chinese guy, he's really bad and probably a striker too - I'd say at most they have a few 10 a season players up front and ones that want grab them a winning goal. Ireland and Johnson are two young midfielder who should get a chance this year, both look skillful and creative. 8. Spurs- At least one central defender, a left back for cover at least, and another striker. If Berbatov goes, two strikers. Will get one striker, and a central defender. Will buy Bentley too, but they don't need him. Don't know what to make of Spurs, they've sold half of their team, their Captain and are thinking about flogging Berbatov and Darren Bent if the offers come in. Ramos must have something lined up to replace all these out going players if not... well, I think Spurs will fall into the same trap that Newcastle did. One injury and the team falls apart due to lack of quality in depth. Darren Bentley would be an interesting signing, but then, like you said, do they need him? He can play left, right, center, but they had good players in those positions already, still do in the center. 9. Villa- Depends on whether or not Barry goes. They need depth. I think they'll buy a central midfielder if Barry goes, if not, nothing. Surely they need someone to replace Melberg at the back, he's been there so long I think they've forgot he's gone? Bouma is injured as well so they'll need some cover for RB. Don't think attacking options are a problem, lots of pace and power in that half of othe field. Ashley Young was a sensation last season and hope it continues, he looks a great player to watch. 10. Newcastle- A bunch of stuff, but management solves a lot of things. Need a central midfielder and striker to play with Owen the most. Won't get. Where to start. I don't even want to think about it - might make a Blog post later on covering what Newcastle need and who they need to get rid of and why. Quick overview would suggest a whole new team. Straight up ask the players if they want to play for Newcastle and if they say no tell them to fuck off. I hate it, it turns me inside out with rage at the lack luster performances some of the players put in. I've already spoke about Joey Barton, but so much more could be said. If he wants redemption then I guess the best place would be on the football pitch or in a psychiatric ward. 11. West Ham- Health. Probably won't get. I'm sure there's more Newcastle Reserves we could sell them to add to (Dyer, Bowyer, Solano [who left]). I'm not sure about West Ham they fall so much into the 'also ran' part of the league I forget they're there at times. You could argue they need an upgrade like Newcastle all over the pitch, or at least for Ashton to remain fit, when he's fit the team do well. He's a talisman and if he was fitter and I'd urge the Newcastle board to put a serious bid in for him. 12. Sunderland- Striker to play with Jones, will get. Patching a lot of holes and slowly crawling up the table... They need players of Premiership class, and that's what they're getting. Its worrying me too that they'll finish above Newcastle this season. Jones was promising last season until his injury, that will probably keep him out for the first few months of this one too. Chopra (Ex-Newcastle Youth prodigy) will probably get his chance and he deserves it, just a shame its with the Mackems. They need a new defense too, last season was funny to watch. 13. Boro- Central midfielder, goalkeeper. Will get both. Again I don't care for Boro, as their fans don't. Huge stadium - never full. Sad thing is they probably have the best youth development out of the 3 clubs in the North East, and will, if Downing stays, have the best two young wingers in the league. 14. Bolton- Got two strikers, they're done. Still need a player to replace Diouf, but they won't get it. I don't really like Bolton - I like it when they kick the shit out of Arsenal and Wenger cries, but to watch - boring. They don't come to play football, they come to mug you and steal the game through brute force. Kevin Nolan annoys the shit out of me with his diving, same with Davis. 15. Blackburn- Need a goalkeeper better than Robinson, won't get that, and after Bentley goes, a winger. Will get Pennant. If Santa Cruz goes, they'll need a striker too. Good luck bringing a quality player there with no promise of European football. They'll have a lot of money though. Tough job for Paul Ince here. He's came in and players have told them they want to leave. They need to sell Benni McCarthy as he's really lowering the Dressing Room moral with his constant moaning and crying about Blackburn. As for where they go from there? No idea. I wouldn't be surprised if one or two Championship players came up, maybe youth side. Probably draw more Scandinavians into the team. 16. Fulham- I honestly don't know where to start. Better players. Won't get. Andy Johnson would be a good start for Fulham, last season they couldn't score for love or money - and almost their Premiership status. If they can keep the Private School boy looking Jimmy Bullard fit, I think they have a chance this season. He was their driving force upon his return. 17. West Brom- Got a goalkeeper, some defenders...they've done a pretty good job. Barely will stay up, can't afford more players. 18. Wigan- A new fucking ground for one, a new manager, I hate this fucking club, go down. 19. Stoke- Everything. Won't get. 20. Hull- Everything. Won't crack 10 points. See ya. Those that have came up, no idea on really. Wigan, I feel sorry for as they try - A Football Club in a Rugby town is always going to be hard to run and draw fans towards. Even more so when they're crap and fighting against relegation every year.

Yeah...somebody should start one of those. I just assumed no one here played PS3 online much. I've played it maybe twice, but that's probably because I only MGS4 and an xbox with xboxlive.

ObiChrisKenobi MGS4

Neville Southall is amazing, he was the prelude to the modern day shot stopper! I honestly think he was a class keeper for his time period, and how can forget the 95 Wembley Final and those saves he made. He wasn't very tall, he was fat as fuck, but he could stop the ball going in the net and that's what he was paid for.

I loved it. Except I almost hit my head, as I was taking a shit How far does KOAB's shit travel, and how does it climb up walls? Is it like Ninja Shit?

Transfer Market has been pretty low key at the moment. Outside of Sunderland turning into Tottenham, and Liverpool buying Robbie Keane, not much has happened. So many long drawn out transfer deals this Summer. Garath Barry - Liverpool Shaun Wright Phillips - Portsmouth Berbatov - Man U Darren Bent - Sunderland Andy Johnson - Fulham (What a signing that would be for Fulham). What do you guys see happening?

I guess most of these people are famous in the US only, as I haven't heard or saw much coverage over here in the UK. But then, that would be same for most of my picks like Bobby Robson, Amy Winehouse, Pete Douchty, etc (basically the English types).

Jolie's name is being touted for Catwoman somewhere down the line, don't know if this old news in regards to the Original Catwoman movie resurfacing or what.

That sounds like the CGI on Starship Troopers 3. Imagine Season 2 of Star Trek TNG, but on a video tape 10 years old. What other grade B 'B-movie' sequels are there out there?

It's wrestling Enough said Maybe we could ask Noah Frinz, he's booked wrestling for over 30 years don't you know. He has more experience then all the board members combined - do not attempt to understand till you've slept with HTM on your couch.

I tried to change my gamertag to ObiChrisKenobi and someone already has it - I know have a stranger urge to stalk him across xboxlive and kill him at every game. I'm so bitter

St. James' Park is my stadium and my last signing will be... in goal... Neville Southall! Yeah that's right, NEVILLE FUCKING SOUTHALL! Take that Goalkeepers around the world! I'll do a team review and update tomorrow

Starship Troopers 3 - amazing. In that so crap its awesome way.

That's an interesting Manager choice, considering the selection that's still out there. To be fair, I thought his sacking at Man City was a bit odd considering how he turned them into an exciting team capable of pushing into Europe - compared to the Keegan and Pearce years.

No, I saw that. I said no one responded to my ideas on how to set everything up. There were a few people who objected to me stating I'd be creating the league, so I said I was open to opinions. But fuck it; I'll just do it. At least I know I've got the time, the experience and credentials (not trying to sound pretentious- I couldn't think of a better word to use) to make it work. So far, we have Green Bay and Houston. Who the hell are you? Noah Fentz' brother or somethin? Matt Young has 20 years in the business, dude! He took the Packers to back to back superbowls in his Madden Dynasty... seriously, don't talk to him until you've had Bret Farve sleeping on your coach - you could never understand.

Well, congratulations to the happy couple, but I can't help be wonder if HHH will keep Steph popping them out till he has a Son - the Legacy must live on!

So, when did he join the writing team? Its never been Prince that's done the last month of WWE TV is it? Cos if it is... damn, I want to marry him EDIT: I can't believe my 1,500th post is my declaring I want to marry Freddie Prinze Jr. Damn.

If they let Ghostbusters go I'll go mental.