Obi Chris Kenobi

It'll probably be the same 'blurry' CGI they use on Lost, which I don't mind too much.

Dumb customer of the Day goes to: Picture the scene, its 9am in the morning, we've just opened. Enter a rowdy customer at high pace, carrying a big bag under his arm. "I WANT A REFUND ON MY PS3!" He demands. I look at the guy, he can't be serious. Like we'd have £300 cash in the floats first thing in the morning. Yellow teeth, Nicotine smelling little cock face who wanted to return his PS3. "It doesn't turn on," he claims. "Well, it did once, then it blew up. I want me 300 quid back now, so I can just give it to me kid." "Hmm, odd," I exclaim. "We've never had any PS3's returned for 'blowing up' before, in fact, we've hardly any returned." I continued to explain, unpacking his PS3. "What yee doing, man?" The little infestation of life shouts. "I'm going to test the machine." "Well if it works or not, I'm having a refund, I haven't bought it all the way back here for nothing." "I'll be the judge of that." I say under my breath. "What?" "I can't give you a refund without seeing the fault." "I think you can." "Not really, if I see a fault, I'll replace the PS3 with a new one for you." "No way, I WANT A REFUND!" So I test the PS3 and sure it enough, the power doesn't turn on at all. It would appear the little knobface is telling the truth, however, his smugness is overwhelming - something isn't right. "Well, I'll swap the machine over for a new one for you." "Nah, I want my money back." I start to pack the PS3 back up when I notice... "Hang on, your plug has no fuse in it..." I get a new power cable try it out and his PS3 works fine, customer swears at me, I tell him to leave. End of boring story.

When it says expired, it means your standard one year warranty has expired - which would cover stuff like cables breaking, CD tray not working. The 3 year warranty for the 3red lights isn't shown on the warranty screen unless you submit it for a repair, a bit cheeky, but hey.

Cheers for the rundown Toxie, think I'll check this out after all.

- The World Economy bombs, which means I can finally afford to buy a house. - The UK pulls out of Iraq, leading to civil unrest in Iraq and everything going back to how it was minus Saddam - Russia flexs its muscles some more, sending recon planes to the boarder of US and UK Airspace once again - Some cool news about our Solar System is revealed, leading to the next Golden Age in space discovery - Gordon Brown loses the General Election, Torry's come in, and loud smack of foreheads can be heard across the UK in unison as everyone suddenly realizes what they've done, as the Tory's go a privatize everything and you can no longer go to hospital unless you own a bank - Banks merged together - Even more crazy weather antics, the date of the 'point of no return' in regards to Global Warming is changed again to that of last week - Christmas 2008 is canceled due to a mass retailers strike regarding minimum wage - UN declare it illegal for the UK to not accepting immigrants into the country - A race war breaks out in the UK as the different Religions and Creeds are forced to live together - Social tolerance disappears - The UK becomes a 'not so secret Police state'. George Orwell LOLZ in his Grave.

You'd be top of the league if you played us every week - damn.

I'm in for GH3/Madden/Halo3 sometime next week, give me plenty of notice though so I can work out what time I need to be awake or whatever.

Play.com have a killer sale on at the moment. DVDs from £2.99, not shite either. 300 is selling for £3.99 Battlestar Galactica: Season 2 (6 Discs) RRP: £49.99 £17.99 Free Delivery Any money I had, has just been spent.

Thanks for the trades, they are pretty damn good. Shame they don't have Hogan's moveset hidden away in the default ones you can buy. Thanks again!

There's some untold evil at work, trying to get me back into playing World of Warcraft, I haven't played it for about a year, but there's something trying to make me go back to playing it. I... must... resist...

If Jearen booked TNA, this guy would be World Champion, perhaps.

Free DLC on the Xboxlive Market place, some Christmas song, along with a bunch of other stuff that you have to pay for.

Hmm, I honestly can't remember, I used to watch as a kid around 90-94, then stopped and watched a lot of Football (Soccer) instead. Starting watching again in 96-02, and in all that time I can't remember anyone telling me it was fake. I guess I just 'figured it out myself', as part of growing up. Maybe my Quaker Grandparents told me - I used to watch it around their house when I was young, they didn't mind but weren't too keen on the Undertaker.

Lance Storm will stop watching TNA every other month, while releasing a blog post regarding the state of TNA every month in between his alleged boycott. Strangely, TNA hire Lance Storm and he starts to post 'positive' comments about TNA. Jearen marries Dixie Carter and Kurt Angle in some strange Three Way event. He proclaims himself Jearen Goth Slayer, a new show on SpikeTV starts. Vince Russo appears as an on screen character and rehashes the NWO storyline AGAIN. He scratches away the TNA signs to reveal old WCW logo's hidden underneath. Sting makes a few appearances to save the promotion from a heel that has all the titles. Wrestler Observer, and fellow 'newsletters', keep on releasing reports of backstage unrest, though nothing ever seems to come to fruit - apart from Low Ki who quit, yet is still jobbing out into mid July. TNA will have a few good back to back months of something entertaining and promising, fans get their hopes up that they've turned a new leaf. They fuck it up royaly - either by putting the titles on Jarrett, or suddenly heel turning the top babyface without any reason too (more then likely Christian Cage). They'll be so much shades of grey that people will start to believe the show is shown in black and white.

As of date has failed to bring back Jearan.

Totally unexpected my boss gave me a Stella Artois Drinking set - two bottles of Stella, two pint glasses and some beer mats. She also thanked me for my hard work, acting as a Senior Sales - opening the store and so on - without the extra pay. That was cool.

That was cool, but I couldn't help but think he sounded like Kermit the Frog with a cold.

Is a fellow Browns fan!

Is not from England.

WWE Folder can cope with ultra TNA mark Jearan typing ultra TNA hype in the TNA folder, but FORBIDS IT IN THE WWE FOLDER... and bans him for it. The Folder Personally banned Jearan, it was on Newsround.

Does anyone outside of Canada? Though in all seriousness, I've never heard of them. Luke-O Looks so very English, apparently

Is a Canadian Guitarist, which means he's either some guy from Nickleback or Brian Adams... or maybe even Ryan Adams, perhaps.

In 2008's BFG a wrestler called Jearen will go over a bunch of Goths - in a stable called TSM.

Give a time and day and I'll try to come along

Thought it was ok, but didn't seem to touch in detail tiny things they hinted at: