Obi Chris Kenobi

Just wait. It gets better, then it gets REALLY good. Up to episode 3 now, it has been getting alot better, I like the semi reoccurring themes regarding the near misses with his Brother in the past. A little cliché the traveller guy's wife to be can also warp around time, but it seems to work so far.

Have you selected which wireless network the router needs to be trying to connect to?

Nintendo 1 Me 0 tbh Well, that put me in my place.

We were bored at work this morning, so we invented our own SuperHero group, its shit. SunBoy An English Toff thats able to harness the power of the Sun - Solar Flares, Insane Heat, Intense Light, etc. Complete idiot and a total Public Schoolboy. Howard the Minstreal Employed by SunBoy to sing songs - turns out Howard has the power to come back to life, however, each time he does he takes the form of a different era in music - 80s Electronica, 90s Grunge etc. Moon Gimp A gimp that can harness the power of the Moon - fuck with the tides and Women's Menstral Cycle Speed Man A Scottish Drug addict that harness the power of various drugs, however, he needs to run around a tree 5 times before his powers kick in. So, say he was smoking weed, he'd be able to project a lazy haze across the room to make people hungry and a little less caring. If he's taking speed, everyone gets off their heads and starts to enjoy dance music a bit more. Dr. Bean A shit Doctor that looks after the Heroes, looks and sounds like Sean Bean. Like I said, we were REALLY bored this morning, 7am, at work.

I actually usually enjoy it, time ticks by a lot quicker then the Summer months when its BORING - it really is just the Wii Customers that drive me up the walls. Most don't even know what they're buying, this is no joke, we've had them called: Nintendo Willys Sony Wii Stations W W 2's Intendo Wills Nintendo Double U Eye Eye Then, when they do get one, they only want Wii Sports, like its the only fucking game in the world they can play on it. However, no where in the world sells Wii just by themselves at Christmas, I know our place has them all boxed up with a few games (Mario & Sonic at the Olympics, Mario Party 8 and Rayman 2) already with it for £290. Then they moooooooooooan, seriously, if these people were so desperate to get one, like they make out in the morning when the phone up to check we have them in stock - 7am! - then they'd buy it with whatever we told them to buy it with and thank us with Chocolates and Roses. Ungrateful fuckers. Some days when we have the remotes in, we'll strongly suggest - short of putting one in their bag and charging them £32.99 - to buy one there and then otherwise they'll be hunting around for an extra remote for two players. However, as usual, the customer knows best. 'No thanks, I won't need one of those'. Week later they're back in the store asking for a Wii Remote, and wonder why they can't get one. They also seem to ignore out suggestion to pre-order any new Wii game as they go out of stock in the 1st week end (Super Mario Galaxy, Wii Zapper, etc). The answering machine we set up has some gems saved on it, mostly people shouting at us that they're not after Nintendo Wiis. "Actually, I'm not after a fucking Nintendo Wii, I'm phoning up because my fucking 360 is broke again. So I suggest you pick up the fucking phone before I come around there and throw this bastard off your head." Cracks up us everytime.

haha that's pretty funny actually. Maybe Jearan could do it for them.

He was the bus driver or something, right? haha Yeah Season 1 starts off really slowly, but it really kicks into gear the 2nd half of the show - the more Sylar the better really.

Oh, I'm not expecting anything other then a 'lol' reply anyway, I wrote it in jest anyway. Its the same wherever you work, really. In truth, we laugh at those who can't get Wiis - sometimes we even bait the customers into arguing and fighting each other for the last Wiis. Just boredom coming through really. Is it sad that most of us who work for Game have joined a Facebook group to bitch and make fun of Wii customers? haha

Well young chap, we have the power of answering machines now that basically say: "Thanks for calling, we've got no Wiis, we probably won't have any before Christmas, go to the website, please leave us alone [sound of a gun cocking can be heard]" == Just as a matter of interest, I was bored and needed to vent my displeasure and depression regarding working at Christmas and the whole Nintendo thing, so I wrote nintendo an Email:

Oh, don't get me wrong, I said in my above posts that I enjoyed Resident Evil and Event Horizon, but since those movies everything else Anderson has touched has been pretty weak, if not totally shit - even if he hasn't done that much.

Urgh that was such a nightmare last year, I don't think people realise how much demand there is for the Wii. My buddy really can't understand it (a 360 fanboy) and has even used the line, "I can't see why Nintendo aren't captalising on the demand". Like Nintendo said two months ago, "you know what, let's not make any Wiis for xmas. That'll show 'em!" Chris, do you work in a game or a gamestation? Game, though Game have/are taking over Gamestation

Looks like they might be doing something with Joe's 'Shoot' after all

wow Steve Corino in WWE, that would be strange. No idea, just would seem odd.

compared to my PC... yes.

Yeah, I don't see the appeal of Russel Brand - I just don't get him. Maybes I'm not an Emo Goth or something, maybes my black jeans aren't tight enough around my nads, to make me understand his smarmy sense of humor. He's just not funny.

haha Gillberg! They have to do his entrance!

Ok, after seeing your specs, I feel like my computer shouldn't even be able to run the Internet its that outdated.

I'll gladly support that cause. It got to me more last year (due to DS Lites being unavailable too) but this year it's bouncing off me more. Actually, yes, we're out of stock of DS Lites too - yes even the pink ones, for some reason they'll always follow up the 'I know this is a silly thing to ask, but... do you have any DS Lites' with 'What, not even Pink Ones?' as if I'm hiding them up my arse or something. Infact, we have very little Nintendo in stock at all. Wii - no Remotes - no DS Lites - no Super Mario Galaxy - no Actually, we use that one on the rare occasion we DO have them in stock and people aren't too keen on spending the money on the pre arranged bundles that arrive from Head Office. Wii Mario & Sonic At Olympics Mario Party 8 Rayman 2 - £289 or Wii from Ebay - £300 Half of the people after Wiis now just want to sell them on.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I'd laugh or cry if TNA lost their timeslot. In someways it would be the kick in the face they'd deserve for being so inconsitant with what they've had and asked for from Spike. In other ways it would be a shame to see them go and not have another outlet of weekly wrestling, even if it isn't THAT much different or even better. Yes, I'm a Goth.

I think I'm going to sue Nintendo for Emotional Distress due to the lack of Wiis. The number of people that have shouted and balled at me, claiming I've ruined little Billy's Christmas, because we don't have Wiis in stock, has finally taken its toll. Either Nintendo coughs up some money, or I'm going to the Press! If only...

Who, or what, is Frank the Cat?

lol Jewishesque Hitler - or is it Fred Flintstone?

I spy Toxic Avenger! The best kind of bad movie AVP should be good, I'll be watching it - one way or another. Just with it being set with Marines it seems more 'traditional' in terms of Comics and Alien/Predator lineage.

Who have we had to support in the last 5-10 years since Lewis retired? Olympic Joke Audley Harrison? Speed Racer Prince Nassem? There were talks of him retiring at 30, and his last match being at Wembley as a send off.

Lance Goth v Jearen Book it