Kahran Ramsus

Brown is finished for the night.

I think that the Yankees will win (four straight?), but really they need to get their shit together right away or they will get massacred by the National League Champion.

I don't agree that EVERY match should end in a clean finish, but 90% of them should. WWE is way too reliant on flukes, run-ins, etc. My suggestions are a bit more complicated. 1) Nobody except managers/valets should be allowed to accompany wrestlers to ringside. Their interference is a part of wrestling (heels cheat). 2) Save run-ins for big feuds, saves, or turns. Nobody cares if Eugene runs in during a Grenier/Rosey match. 3) Place more emphasis on results. A DQ loss is a loss. Treat it like one, except in title matches. If you want an inconclusive finish, book a draw. 4) No fluke wins. Have the announcers treat upsets as upsets, not like the shock of the century. All of these men are professionals and theoretically the best of the best. If Spike Dudley manages to pin Undertaker, say that Spike was the better man that night. Fluke roll-ups also have to go, they only make the wrestler look like a joke. NEVER ACT LIKE YOUR WRESTLERS ARE JOKES!!! This goes for anyone on the roster, and is the #1 problem the company has right now. Nobody will take a joke wrestler seriously. This doesn't mean no comedy characters, as long as they are treated as threats. This is why Brutus Beefcake was over in the 80s and Val Venis is nothing now. Cole & Tazz are much better at this than JR & King are. 5) In the event that there is a fluke win (or at least said to be one by the arrogant heel), the face 100% of the time must win the rematch. The only exception is if the face's run bombs and you need to job the face out in order to salvage something. Usually this results in a turn for the face or an appointment with OVW (or the unemployment line).

Last time they did that up here the Conservatives got 0 seats from the kid. Kids and teens are left-wing as a rule.

I think the big problem with HBK is that he is not popular in the Northeast at all. Specifically Boston & New York which are the WWE's home markets. He would fit better on Smackdown, which has a larger southern fanbase due to Eddy Guerrero being there.

If the world has to face another four years in office by that administration, the blame should be placed entirely on people like you. You are driving independents directly into the arms of Bush, because you just don't know when to fucking shut your mouth. All you have to do is say nothing, and you will probably get what you want.

Unfortunately, I think he's the real thing.

Superbrawl IX Booker T defeats Disco Inferno in a decent match to open the show and then it is all downhill from there. This is the one and only NWO member to job on this show. Saturn just walked from his match with Jericho in a finish that made absolutely no sense at the time, kick-starting the Saturn enjoys being a cross-dresser angle WCW Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman d. Chavo Guerrero cleanly in a very disappointing match The finals of the Tag Team Championship Tournament see Benoit & Malenko earn a hardfought victory in the first fall over their unover opponents Hennig & Windham only to job 30 seconds into the second fall giving Hennig & Windham the titles Nash & Hall squash Rey Rey & Konnan causing Rey to lose his mask and starting the dark phase of his career that everyone would like to forget. WCW TV Champion Scott Steiner defeated DDP by submission. Scott Hall defeated Roddy Piper for the US Title just days after Piper won the belt. Hall never did defend the belt. Goldberg crushed Bam Bam Bigelow, who they had been building up for months as his next big challenger. WCW World Champion Hulk Hogan destroys Ric Flair after David Flair turns on him. This after one of the most painful moments in the history of Nitro featuring a 30 minute mass NWO beatdown on Flair. One of the most depressing shows that I have ever seen, with the wrong guy going over in virtually every match and the crowd being completely killed in the process.

The only way this can work is if the tag match is the lead-in to the main event.

No, it wasn't. He botched it in that match.

In Canada we were so pissed off with it (largely with France interfering on behalf of Quebec seperatists) that we made it illegal.

Jose Canseco

X-Men Legends & MVP 2004.

Randy Johnson

Remember Royal Rumble? Where they had a chance to make a new star in Chavo Guererro and instead had Eddy completely destroy him? The same thing will happen here.

Stephanie becomes pregnant.

All I want out of this PPV is for Batista to take the IC Title. If that happens, I'll be reasonably happy.

Foreigners don't care about domestic issues.

HHH wants to face Shawn, but he said he would deal if Benoit actually ended up winning. Edge won't win.

Pamela's biggest mistake was not picking Sandy to come into the boardroom with her. Trump has complained about her for two weeks running now, and yet she has never been picked.

AFC West Denver, KC & Oakland are typically contenders, and even the Chargers aren't doing that bad with big victories over two AFC South teams (Titans & Jags) in the past two weeks.

Here is some early WWE stuff. 1989 1. The Mega Powers vs. The Twin Towers, SNME Feb 3 (Elizabeth incident and Savage heel turn) 2. Strike Force vs. Brainbusters, WM V 3. Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan, WM V 4. Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude, Summerslam 5. The Rockers vs. The Brainbusters, SNME Nov 25 1990 1. Royal Rumble 2. Jake Roberts vs. Ted Dibiase, WM VI 3. Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior, WM VI 4. The Rockers vs. The Hart Foundation, SNME Apr 28 5. Mr. Perfect vs. Tito Santana, SNME July 28 6. Demolition vs. Hart Foundation, Summerslam 7. The Million Dollar Team vs. The Dream Team, Survivor Series (Debut of Undertaker) 1991 1. Sgt. Slaughter vs. Ultimate Warrior, Royal Rumble 2. Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage, WM VII 3. Hulk Hogan vs. Sgt. Slaughter, WM VII 4. Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect, Summerslam 5. Virgil vs. Ted Dibiase, Summerslam 6. Ric Flair, Ted Dibiase, Warlord & Mountie vs. Roddy Piper, British Bulldog, Bret Hart & Virgil, Survivor Series 7. Undertaker vs. Hulk Hogan, Survivor Series 8. Jake Roberts vs. Randy Savage, This Tuesday in Texas 1992 1. Royal Rumble 2. Bret Hart vs. Roddy Piper, WM VIII 3. Randy Savage vs. Ric Flair, WM VIII 4. British Bulldog vs. Bret Hart, Summerslam 5. Ric Flair & Razor Ramon vs. Mr. Perfect & Randy Savage, Survivor Series 6. Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart, Survivor Series 1993 1. Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna, WM IX 2. Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna, WM IX 3. Shawn Michaels vs. Marty Janetty, RAW IC Title Change 4. 123 Kid vs. Razor Ramon, RAW (Kid wins first match) 5. Bret Hart vs. Razor Ramon, KOTR 6. Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect, KOTR 7. Bret Hart vs. BBB, KOTR 8. Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna, KOTR 9. Lex Luger vs. Yokozuna, KOTR 10. Razor Ramon vs. Rick Martel, RAW for Vacant IC Title 1994 1. The Hart Brothers vs. The Quebecers, Royal Rumble 2. Yokozuna vs. Undertaker, Royal Rumble 3. Royal Rumble 4. Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart, Wrestlemania 5. Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon, Wrestlemania 6. Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna, Wrestlemania 7. Owen Hart vs. 123 Kid, KOTR 8. Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart, Summerslam 9. Shawn Michaels & Diesel vs. 123 Kid & Razor Ramon, Action Zone 10. Bret Hart vs. Bob Backlund, Survivor Series 1995 1. Royal Rumble 2. Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel, Wrestlemania 3. LT vs. Bam Bam, Wrestlemania 4. Mabel vs. Savio Vega, KOTR (this is 1995 we are talking about, most of the historicly significant stuff from the period is historic for the wrong reasons) 5. Jeff Jarrett vs. Shawn Michaels, IYH 2 6. Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon, Summerslam 7. Diesel vs. Mabel, Summerslam 8. Dean Douglas vs. Razor Ramon, IYH 4 9. Bret Hart vs. Diesel, Survivor Series 10. Owen Hart vs. Shawn Michaels, RAW (Shawn collapses) 1996 1. Goldust vs. Razor Ramon, Royal Rumble 2. Owen Hart vs. Shawn Michaels, IYH 6 3. Diesel vs. Undertaker, WM XII 4. Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart, WM XII 5. Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel, GFBE 6. Steve Austin vs. Jake Roberts, KOTR 7. Mankind vs. Undertaker, Summerslam 8. Shawn Michaels vs. Vader, Summerslam (the infamous Shawn refuses to job match) 9. Shawn Michaels vs. Mankind, Mind Games 10. Mankind vs. Undertaker, Buried Alive 11. Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin, Survivor Series 12. Shawn Michaels vs. Sid, Survivor Series The rest should be covered pretty well.

Well, I guess there is always Smackdown. If only they will trade Benoit back there.

Their NFL coverage is actually pretty good, although I haven't cared much for the pre-game show since Jimmy Kimmel and Cris Collinsworth left. Their MLB coverage is horrific.

B) Kurt Angle knows what's right