Ketamine Disaster

I always assumed it came from the Paul McCartney song off Chaos and Creation in the Backyard. Then again, I don't read perfume ads.

Yeah, using a dating site doesn't mean you're a loser. Being a loser means you're a loser.

I also might not be.

You named your cat Marney? Do you have a dog named Leena, too?

I might be.

You're gonna break into his house and rape him?

is fucking sad, man. Imagine him sitting there typing all that out and then just letting out a giant sigh while he stares longingly at his half-full shelf of anime DVDs. Reading that is like seeing a dog that's been left out in the rain or some shit. Ughh/ Yeah. I kinda feel the same way on a lot of that stuff (not including the close personal relationships with Mother Nature and Father Jehova) but you just don't say that shit out loud, especially if you're trying to attract someone. Hey, wait one damn minute. I just realized that I live in the same state with the little bastard. Not like it matters ALL that much, since Texas is like the size of the moon and El Paso is about a week's drive from here, but still... You should go fuck him, then.

Well, who doesn't.

I love when he flips out. It's my favorite thing ever. Also, speeding your heart way the fuck up and then slowing it back down isn't really the smartest idea when you've had open heart surgery. I'm also going to assume you don't work out.

It may take him a bit to respond, he's sleeping off his self-imposed caffeine binge.

Why drink all those energy drinks just to sit by yourself? Unless you're really interested in your own damn thoughts, it makes no sense whatsoever.

That is an excellent point, though. Either that or she's obsessive about looking sexy all the time.

I'm dating a Russian girl named Svetlana Yanuknyova who tonight, after our third date, deemed it the appropriate time to take four percoset and snort a xanax in front of me. I think she may be the one.

Yesterday, I'm So Tired, and Got to Get You Into My Life are all close.

HE'S BEEN WORKING OUT

Saw it in the Cine Capri, where they just installed a new DLP projector. The screen is bigger than IMAX and the sound system is better as well. The CGI was fantastic, everything looked absolutely perfect, and I'll jump on the bandwagon saying I enjoyed this more than Iron Man.

The deaths were pretty cool, though. Once they started attempting character development was when I lost interest. I'm also going to disagree with the notion that this was intentionally a B-Movie. I bet you it was made, buzz was high, and when initial screenings went poorly, M. Night just went, "....no, I meant to do it that way."

Have an AIM convo to prove it?

Saw it last night. The first ten minutes were cool, then it was all downhill from there. After awhile, this just turned into everyone in the theatre talking, not really caring what happened.

True. She was on MHD the other day and my buddy put it on and just as I was telling him to look out for it, she blatantly pulls out a vial and sniffs it onstage. While on TV. She don't give a fuck.

No I wouldn't.

They care about Matt on every board except this one.

Probably because this one was actually female.

Only thing interesting happening here this summer is a Tom Waits concert and the Warped Tour. I'm fucking bummed.