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Rick Vaughn: What's that shit on your chest? Eddie Harris: [wiping his finger across his chest] Crisco? Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his waist line] Eddie Harris: Bardol? Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his head] Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeño up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... Eddie Harris: [wipes his nose] Eddie Harris: ...wipe my nose. Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball? Eddie Harris: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.

I don't mind talking about the Philadelphia Eagles glorious SuperBowl season.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2635825

At least it's not that Jay Leno-looking guy who was selling Ford trucks all summer.

No offense, but it's not easy to predict what will happen in sporting events. That's why I'm not a betting person.

But, Michael Jackson is the strangest person on Earth.

With all the hype surrounding this album, I think it'll either sell a shitload of copies or be a massive flop. I can't say I know for sure which one it'll be.

Link: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2629319

I'm sure he'll get away with it, but Tony's rooting for a specific player was unprofessional. I have nothing against Leinart but he shouldn't openly cheer for someone like that.

HAHAHAHHAHA

My fantasy team would like to thank the Bears D/ST.

Unreal.

It doesn't matter, this game is over.

All of this Vick talk makes me wonder how the team would be with Matt Schaub at QB. I'd like to see him get a few starts.

Not a bad release, but I can't see anyone passing up Past, Present, Future for this. I made a nice Rob/White Zombie CD comp. not too long ago for a friend looking to get into Zombie. I can't believe how long it's been since White Zombie appeared on Beavis & BUTT-head.

Too bad we traded him. I wonder how Ugueth Urbina did this year. What did ever happen to him? I heard about him trying to kill someone...

Sadly, I'm inclined to agree. The Eagles have blown two 4th quarter leads and amazingly enough those are the two games they lost. It's a shame to see Michael Lewis play like this on a contract year. He was replaced by Considine later in the game.

Home field advantage for the Saints right now is just unreal. It'll take a lot for a team to come in there and beat them.

You're right about the Bash Brothers. I remember, as a kid, when we'd do the forearm high five thing that Canseco and McGwire used to do. There are plenty of A's hats and t-shirts around here.

The Phillies players were booed because they made a lot of money and haven't made the postseason in over a decade. Wagner gave up some runs, GET OVER IT! The Mets are still in a good position to beat the Cardinals and go to the World Series.

Yeah, I got to hear about some weird old man raping little boys for three days straight. I'm sure he's having an awesome time in jail on the 22 charges he was found guilty of.

An erection is just the natural fatherly instinct. It has no other purpose.