Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Sorry for posting it a bit early, but I always wanted to be "the first" on one of these things. Anyway, here are the non-spoiler official preview match listings: Undertaker © vs. Kurt Angle - World Title Match Billy & Chuck © vs. Edge & Hulk Hogan - Tag Team Title Match Lance Storm vs. Rikishi Reverend D-Von & Batista vs. Val Venis & Randy Orton I don't read the spoilers, so without knowing what's going to happen, here are my quick thoughts on the matches: Undertaker vs. Kurt Angle - I've never seen the World Title (because really, that sounds so much better than Undisputed) change hands on a Smackdown!, but it seems like they're in another "change Angle from dork to deadly" mood lately, so it won't be a total squash. Should be a pretty good match, and even though I liked RAW's ladder match this should be many times better. B&C vs. Edge & Hulk Hogan - I have nothing against Edge, but in the mark's eyes there is no way in hell B&C will have a chance against Hulk Hogan. Sigh... I hope Hogan doesn't get another championship, even if it's the now-lame tag titles, but what will probably happen is Rico AND Jericho will interfere so that Edge gets pinned. Lance Storm vs. Rikishi - It's Independence Day... of course the conspiracy will be in full force, eh? Look for an awful match with Storm carrying Rikishi (as much as anyone can carry a generic fat wrestler whose gimmick involves sticking his ass in someone's face) with a VERY obvious anti-Storm and thus anti-Canada call. Reverend D-Von & Batista vs. Randy Orton & Val Venis - If Randy Orton jobs on Velocity, do you really think he has a chance in hell on Smackdown!? Yet, even with this preview, there are many mysteries... Does Rey Misterio Jr. finally debut? Will John Cena descend from the rafters and debut his new submission finisher "The Cena Deathlock"? Who will job on Velocity if Randy Orton is on Smackdown? How funny can a re-shot ending edited into a title match be, anyway? These questions and more to be answered... well, now if you read the spoilers, but TONIGHT on Smackdown!
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 it's not even thursday yet dude. anyway i might as well give my two cents. the card looks good. i am looking forward to the angle/undertaker match, especially the ending. we also get to see deacon batista in action again which i am looking forward to.
Guest alfdogg Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 In the tag match, the people with the blonde hair win.
Guest alfdogg Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 it's not even thursday yet dude. Well, technically it is, but I see your point. At least where I live it is.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 i know. it's only like 15 more minutes until it's thursday here. i just want to give you a hard time.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 i know. it's only like 15 more minutes until it's thursday here. i just want to give you a hard time. HA! You're going up on the 'Asshole Scale'!
Guest JHawk Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 What's the asshole scale? 1 for Owen Hart, 10 for Vince McMahon? Where would Triple H and Hogan fall? Why do I think of this shit at 2:50 am?
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 In the tag match, the people with the blonde hair win. But can bleached blonde overpower natural blonde? And does Hogan even count as blonde with his "skullet"? More questions that need to be answered... And yea, I'm aware that it's not Thursday for 10 more minutes, but like I said, I always wanted to be first with one of these things... besides, on the East Coast it's been Thursday, and if there's one thing I've learned in all my years of watching TV on the West Coast, it's that the world revolves around the East Coast... how else would it be that awards shows and sporting events taped live in L.A. are still shown to us on tape delay? Argh!
Guest Flyboy Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 What's the asshole scale? 1 for Owen Hart, 10 for Vince McMahon? Where would Triple H and Hogan fall? Why do I think of this shit at 2:50 am? Actually, the 'Asshole Scale' comes from Kinetic's Asshole Thread.... um.... yeah... ANYHOW, it didn't spawn off of wrestling, but I'm sure Kinetic wouldn't be offended if we did a spinoff of it using wrestlers, managers, bookers, etc.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 IMO: triple h: 5 vince mcmahon: 10 (for the bret incident)
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Triple H....a FIVE? that sounds like you are holding him down when he is at least a 7 or 8... (I can't help it...it was an easy target)
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Side note, not really a spoiler, but Hogan came out to Real American and the crowd went nuts, really..
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Side note, not really a spoiler, but Hogan came out to Real American and the crowd went nuts, really.. you have to be kidding me...... if that is true...I just silently marked out for "Real American"
Guest Flyboy Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Side note, not really a spoiler, but Hogan came out to Real American and the crowd went nuts, really.. Well, I gotta watch Smackdown!, now!
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Well, I gotta watch Smackdown!, now! You are starting to think like a SHEEP~! - this has BEEN: Your Resident Sheep...M Nyland Feeling Strong...About Right And Wrong.....BAH!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Im 100% serious. I get the satellite feed and I just saw the first hour (problems with the second hour apparently, as it hasn't been on yet) but Hogan comes out with an American Flag, red/white/blue feather boas, and Real American blaring. The crowd was absolutely eating it up too..I found it funny that Hogan gave Edge the American flag...
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Im 100% serious. I get the satellite feed and I just saw the first hour (problems with the second hour apparently, as it hasn't been on yet) but Hogan comes out with an American Flag, red/white/blue feather boas, and Real American blaring. The crowd was absolutely eating it up too.. ....along with his buddy....the "Macho Man" Adam Copeland!
Guest Vitamin X Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 OH MY GOD!!!!! REAL AMERICAN~!!!!!! Much like I would mark for the Undertaker if he was the Dead Man, all that Hogan was missing was Real American and bodyslamming really big guys. Then I can mark out... DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN You gotta be a man (something, something) pride I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN! I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT! FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIFE!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Im 100% serious. I get the satellite feed and I just saw the first hour (problems with the second hour apparently, as it hasn't been on yet) but Hogan comes out with an American Flag, red/white/blue feather boas, and Real American blaring. The crowd was absolutely eating it up too..I found it funny that Hogan gave Edge the American flag... Was that the original "Real American", or the rumored Kid Rock cover? And just why ISN'T Edge supporting his fellow Canadians? Hmmm.... still more questions than answers. What a mysterious Smackdown!
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 You all know that Hogan thinks all Canadians are from "the good ol' US of A, brother." He actually thought Bret Hart was from America once...
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Hm, Copeland did play a hand in Angle getting his head shaved. Maybe they should start calling him "The Barber."
Guest TheSmarkzone Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Smackdown! looks strong. But we're gonna have to wait and see how this whole Taker/Angle re-taping fiasco pans out. It could be bad.
Guest Vitamin X Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Smackdown! looks strong. But we're gonna have to wait and see how this whole Taker/Angle re-taping fiasco pans out. It could be bad. ...or absolutely HILARIOUS!!
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Was that the original "Real American", or the rumored Kid Rock cover? ! Never fear - it was the original.
Guest GenerationNever Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Damnit, why is no one responding to my similarities between Copeland and Leslie?
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 When does Copeland get Kimberly Paige to be his booty babe?
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 Edge "The Barber" Copeland! headlining PPVs till Hogan dies....
Guest Nevermortal Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 You all know that Hogan thinks all Canadians are from "the good ol' US of A, brother." He actually thought Bret Hart was from America once... Speaking of that, I went into one of those discount stores (where you can buy shit for like a dollar), and I saw a WCW Bret Hart shirt with the American Flag in back of him. I shit you not.
Guest M Nyland Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 eh....when I was in Mrytle Beach I saw an Undertaker shirt with a WCW tag on it... it was all kinds of "Twilight Zone"y ...but I ended up buying a Mankind "Talk To The Sock" shirt...
Guest HartFan86 Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I was at the SD tapings and Hogan's ovation was the loudest I have ever heard. It was the original Real American and the fans just went insane.
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