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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I've never dreamt about Cole naked, but there's always a first time for everything...

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Guest Marshall

EW~!

 

I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a six four Impala

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I know, but not a very good one otherwise I'd remember what it was.

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Guest Marshall

hmm

 

Out on bail fresh outta jail

California dreamin

Soon as I stepped on the scene

I'm hearin hoochies screamin

Fiendin for money and alcohol

the life of a west side playa where cowards die

Only in Cali where we riot now rallies are live and die

In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)

Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do

Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews

Famous cause we program worldwide

Let'em recognize from Longbeach to Rosecrans

Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side

So you know the row won't bow down to no man

Say what you say

But give me that bomb beat from Dre

Let me serenade the streets of L.A.

From Oakland to Sacktown

The Bay Area and back down

Cali is where they put they mack down

Give me love!

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

Of course, I know what that one is. Are you going to get your post count up by posting song lyrics?

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I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme a way to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball

So how am I gonna compete with that

'Cause when it comes to playing basketball

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls

Who came to watch their men ball

Dag y'all! I never understood, black

Why the jocks get the fly girls

And me I get the hood rats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble

Got hit with a bottle

And I been in the hospital

For talkin' that mess

I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together

Right?

So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

 

I wish I had a brand-new car

So far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat

But that's flat

And do you really wanna know what's really whack

See I can't even get a date

So, what do you think of that?

I heard that prom night is a bomb night

With the hood rats you can hold tight

But really tho' I 'm a figaro

When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello

Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go

You know I take the 110 until the 105

Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive

Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'

In a concrete jungle and

These girls just keep passin' me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Makes me say my, my, my

 

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a baller...

I wish I was a little bit taller y'all

I wish I was a baller

 

Hey, I wish I had my way

'Cause everyday would be a Friday

You could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games

Name my kids ghetto names

Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

Yo you know that's on the real

So if you're down on your luck

Then you should notice how I feel

Cause if you don't want me around

See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound

Hey, you , what's that sound?

Everybody look what's going down

Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like dat

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Guest Marshall

Grease don't pop on the stove no more, moved on up

double shot Hennesey fill my cup

Luda choke smoke in a big black truck

Should I wild out, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Act like my rims ain't clean

How you gonna ack like my neck don't bling?

Haters get sprayed like aftro-sheen

but they don't never really wanna pop them thangs

Cane, cane sugar man Luda don't go

and I stop at a light, pull off so slow

but I'm out for the night, so pass that dro

So, daddy come home in a Cadillac brome, cadillac brome

Now don't it sound absurd

Claim College Park where they flip them birds

Trick car alarms, then bend them curves

Chop chop, chunk it up fat man herb

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It's illegal bout the plants in my backyard grow, that's my bud

Smoke 'til ya drop out, that's my luck

Keep a couple rolled and I hit the club in the back door, NIGGA WHAT?!

Act like I don't make cloud, how you gonna act like I don't get loud?

How you gonna act like I don't rock crowds?

and leave a lot of people with a gap tooth smile

If I recollect right then you sound like dirt

but, I guess what you really don't know don't hurt

with a vest, and a pump hear the shot gun

My folks on the block, man, they got that word (they got that word)

Don't it smell so good, in Southwest where they rep that hood

Protect your chest, they up to no good

and come through flossin, they wish y'all would

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

Would you mind posting the song titles and artists?

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Guest Marshall

Worldwide hustlers get that dough

work that tip, get rid of evidence, move that brick

Keep a D eagle with an extra clip

think it ain't so, SUCK A DICK!

Act like I just do rap

How you gonna act like I just ain't strapped?

How you gonna act like I don't push lacs?

Black Eldorado, fifth wheel on BACK!

Ichy finger trigger, man, Luda don't squeeze

With a mac, with a glock I'ma make 'em say please

In the back, on block so the cops they freeze

And I'm so high, I think I got a nose bleed, you gotta nose bleed?

Don't it smell so sweet?

In DECATUR, where they pack that heat

And ROB neighbors in the night creep, creep

I'll see you LATER we'll be in them streets...

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

Hey look! It's that guy that thinks HHH is God! *Points and laughs.*

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

There's nothing wrong with thinking Cole is God.

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Guest Marshall

It was all a dream

I used to read Word Up magazine

Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

Hangin' pictures on my wall

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl

I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped

Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock

Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack

With the hat to match

Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha

You never thought that hip hop would take it this far

Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

Born filla, the opposite of a winner

Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner

Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri

Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky

I'm blowin' up like you thought I would

Call the crib, same number same hood

It's all good

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Guest Marshall

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

50 inch screen, money green leather sofa

Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur

Phone bill about two G's flat

No need to worry, my accountant handles that

And my whole crew is loungin'

Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'

Thinkin' back on my one-room shack

Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back

And she loves to show me off, of course

Smiles every time my face is up in The Source

We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us

No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us

Birthdays was the worst days

Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay

Uh, damn right I like the life I live

'Cause I went from negative to positive

And it's all...

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Guest Marshall

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,

human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism

Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits

But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,

beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh

And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh

I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket

and baby I'm just, dyin to cock him

He's ready for war, I'm ready for war

I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw

My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before

I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before

Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor

With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall

red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore

Met on the second, wet on the third;

then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong

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