Sid shit his pants at a house show?

[Guest HartFan86]

Remember Vader and Sid once were the master of the powerbombs in WCW? Well, Sid is now the Master of the Squirrels and Vader is Master of the Bullfrogs.

[Guest dreamer420]

anyone else feel like singing "born free"?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

You have to be a real dick to punch someone for laughing at Sid shitting himself. I could see if you slipped some sort of laxative into one of his shakes, but why would you take such offense to something like that? I thought Sid called himself master of the world or something.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

When you gotta go, you gotta go...even when you're the master....and the ruler...of the world...'cause Mama says "Sometimes it just beeeeeeez that way".......so gimme a "Hell yeah!" There's just no justice in the world when a man can't publically shit his pants in private.

 

I think I hit all three of Sid's catchphrases. And the "Justice" moniker!

[Guest BookerTman]

So Sid was wearing pants instead of the usual black trunks at the house show where he shit himself???

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

This doesn't even touch the time that Andre The Giant got tequila shits, sat down on Bad News Brown in the ring, and proceeded to splatter him with explosive diarrhea.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Pants, trunks, same thing. Don't get technical with me.

[Guest RetroRob215]

Smarkzone is right.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

what are all of the sid stories, i havent heard any of em

[Guest saturnmark4life]

This doesn't even touch the time that Andre The Giant got tequila shits, sat down on Bad News Brown in the ring, and proceeded to splatter him with explosive diarrhea.

oh to interview bad news brown.....

[Guest Incandenza]

what are all of the sid stories, i havent heard any of em

 

Rick Scaia--a man I once had an email conversation over the joys of seeing Guided By Voices (I talked to a famous member of the Internet Wrestling Community! You may touch me now.)--went over the nicknames of Sid in an Ask the Rick column on December 7, 2000. So if you really hadn't heard any Sid stories, here's a start:

 

QUESTION #1: Squeegees, Scissors, and Squirrels... please explain all Sid's nicknames!!!

 

The Rick Says....

 

It seems like I've probably told these stories each a time or two in this column... and almost assuredly, a lot of you smarty-pantses out there already know all the answers (which leads me to ask my OWN question, "Why are you reading this column if you already know what I'm going to say?")... but because they never go away, and because they are once again pertinent with Sid's return to glory, I'll put 'em all together in one place and hope this is the final word.

 

We'll go in chronological order.

 

First the squeegee story, resulting in the popular nickname of Squeegee Sid.... this is a funny story also involving Brian Pillman. Back about 10 years ago when both Sid and Pillman were working for WCW, Sid and Pillman got into an argument at a bar. Probably because Pillman was pissed that Sid got over just because of his size and look, and because Sid was pissed because Pillman could -- you know -- actually WORK.

 

It wound up getting physical, and Pillman simply would NOT back down. So Sid wound up leaving the establishment, and came back brandishing a weapon that he hoped would give him the edge: that's right, a squeegee. Just imagine the visual of the 6'10" Sid needing a squeegee to physically intimidate a man a foot shorter than him, and you'll know why so many people thought it was funny, and why the nickname stuck.

 

There is nothing funny about the Scissors story. Indeed, it couldn't be much more frightening a story without someone having died. This one goes back to 1993, and involves Arn Anderson. On a tour of England, Sid and Arn wound up at a hotel bar, which was kept open late for the run-ragged WCW crew. Sid started bragging about how much he got paid, Arn took exception to the fact that Sid got paid so much just because of his look and not because of his talent (sound familiar). Before it could get much more than heated words, both men retired to their rooms.

 

But that was just the start. For reasons still not clear (and which I will not speculate on for fear of libelling someone), Sid and Arn wound up in each other's faces up on the floor their rooms were on. And a pair of scissors was introduced into the fray. Sid took a couple shots, and Arn suffered numerous serious stab wounds, and was stuck recouperating in England for a few days before he could return stateside. [For whatever it's worth, the story most believe is that Arn was defending himself, and the fact that Sid was fired from the company, while Arn was brought back a few months later, seems to support that general theory.]

 

Believe it or not, Sid and Arn ARE able to maintain a professional relationship despite the huge speedbump in the past. A lot of readers even took the time to note the irony of Sid making the save for Arn on this past Nitro....

 

And finally, the squirrel thing: Master and Ruler of the Squirrels, as I've heard it told. That's actually Steve Anderson's territory. I think it has to do with Sid getting caught with a shoebox full of the popular rodents, a pair of rubber underpants, a cloak of invisibility, and a lot of baby oil... but that might be apocryphal. I'll leave it up you to beg Steve for the honest truth.

[Guest dreamer420]

This doesn't even touch the time that Andre The Giant got tequila shits, sat down on Bad News Brown in the ring, and proceeded to splatter him with explosive diarrhea.

oh to interview bad news brown.....

man, if you brought that up he would kill you.

[Guest UltimateWarrior]

I miss Sid

[Guest mesepher]

this thread has been the funniest thing I have read in a while!

 

thanks

[Guest Just call me Dan]

damn right, I'm sitting here at my desk and I'm trying to keep from laughing at all of the jokes. The first squeegee joke did it for me. I almost saw it coming and mark4steamboat delivered quite well. From there hilarity ensued.

Great stuff.

[Guest 4Life]

I personally believe Shanw Michaels slipped something in Sid's food to make him shit like that. Afterwards, Bret punched him and Sid's shit made it all the way to Montreal.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

heh imagine being at that house show