My Valentines Day =)

[Guest HBK16]

I would have posted it before but I was having problems posting. Well anyway, I was spending Valentines by myself and got a little bored. I went out to rent a couple movies and my brother works at the same resturant where I got my frist job (Long John Silvers), yeah kinda pathetci but it was an easy job for him to get since I had worked there and I was liek the king there. Well anyways I was eating my free food in the back and talking to some of the guys I know there. I went into the freezer for no particular reason. Just felt like going. It's one of those unexplainable things. Well, this girl who works the drive thru, that is so totaly hot comes back there. I have known her for like 7 years. She went to the same school as I did. Anyways  am in the back and she is next to the door. The she says, "Welcome to Long John Silvers, may I take your order. It so sounded like a porno mnovie. I was shocked. I didn't really know what to say, so I just gave her my sweet inocent smile. Then, came somthing that I thought would never happen. We just kissed in the freezer! After she got off work, she came over and we watched those movies I rented.  She didn't leave my house until she had to go to work the next day . It was so sweet. She told me how she had a crush on me and all this stuff. I was so damn happy. There is my story.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

How nice. I thought you guys might have made a porno movie or something, but I'm not knocking your game. As long as you are happy, I'm happy.

[Guest Oldschool Jason]

At Least Someone Had a Good Valentines Day

[Guest dreamer420]

No shit.  I've been sick for well over a week now with no end in site.

[Guest HBK16]

I am no stranget to lonely Valentines. This is actually the first Valentine I spent with someone on like 2 years. Yeah it's only two but time in between I was having shitty relationships.

[Guest DubWiser]

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[Guest TheDames7]

Wow..that sounds like a pretty cool story.  If things go well, I can just imagine how you tell everyone you got together.  "Well, I walked into the freezer and she spit out some cheesy porno lines!"

 

I wish something like that would happen to me.  An ATTRACTIVE girl hasn't proclaimed their love for me in.......*thinking*....8 years! Damn.

 

Dames

[Guest Flyboy]

That's cool, man...

 

Mine was damned good, too...

 

I have this huge crush on this girl at school, and I finally mustarded enough courage to.....

 

 

 

give her a carnation on V-Day.  I was so proud of myself...  

 

Although she still doesn't like me... she knows that I like her.

[Guest Kinetic]

I asked a Zimbabwean girl out on a date.  She's no normal girl from Zimbabwe, mind you.  She's something of a Zimbabwean beauty queen, from what I gather.  In any case, there was no freezer action despite my best efforts.  Turns out that she didn't even consider it a date.  She'd like to date me, allegedly, but not now.  Sometime in the future when she's better adjusted to her surroundings and not so new to the country.  Fucking foreign chicks.  I think I'm going to stop picking up chicks at the airport altogether...it just doesn't seem worth the hassle.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

If you want a girl, don't be afraid of getting shot down. The feeling of success far surpasses the feeling of rejection. I don't have to worry about that though because I'm the Pinnacle of All Things Manly.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd have to repectfully disagree with that statement.  I've had a lot of success and a lot of failure in that department, and the failure always impacts me more.  Dating is all well and good, but a well-timed and perfectly executed rejection can completely destroy a person of a certain demeanor.  That is me.  That is I.