Val Venis' Introduction Vignettes

[Guest Nevermortal]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember one of Val's vignettes starring none other than porn starlet Jenna Jameson.

 

From this vignette, they implied that she was going to be his valet, but obviously nothing came out of it.

 

What was the deal?

[Guest dreamer420]

i think she starred in a vignette with val too and maybe appeared with him at ringside for a raw. she also had a couple of runs in ecw.

[Guest HartFan86]

I remember those. There was this one girl with a purple top who looked really hot. I think they were making it look like they were giving oral sex to !~THE BIG VALBOWSKI~!

[Guest Nevermortal]

I remember her in ECW.

 

She appeared at Hardcore Heaven '97 & Living Dangerously '98.

 

I'd say she was hotter at HH.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

The Hardcore Heaven bit with her was funny.The fans behind her start chanting "bounce,bounce,bounce" at her so she turns around and obliges them (which of course gets a huge pop) and then Gertner starts bouncing too.

[Guest The Superstar]

Sort of off topic, but I remember in Summer of 98 after Val debuted, I was reading the WWF Magazine (mark mag) fan mail section and one lady asked where she could find some of Val's "movies." Vince Russo replied to all the letters, so he said that they were very HARD to find and you could probably find them DEEP in the VALLEYS. I believed it too, the mark that I was.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jenna Jameson was in one vignette as Val's "costar". It was the one where it spoofed army movies, and Val (and I think Jenna) had on "purple helmets". She didn't say anything of note (I think just "Oh Val", or some lame come-on line...NO PUN INTENDED!), then made like she was blowing him behind a bush. I think there might have been talks with her about coming in for a few appearances, but maybe fearing the public backlash for "family entertainment" hyping a porn star (Jenna, not Val) they backed out.

[Guest dreamer420]

if you download the old entrance vid for val i think you can see him standing nude behind a bush, wearing a helmet. I always wondered where that was from.

[Guest HollyandTestMark]

Are any of those old vignettes available on Kazaa, Morpheus or some other file sharing client? I remember those being hilarious...

[Guest dreamer420]

i haven't seen any on there but i haven't exactly looked for them either. i have noticed them under any wwf or wwe listings though.

[Guest The Mountie]

Some of Val's film titles:

 

Live Hard

The Preacher's Wife

There's Something About Terri

Saving Ryan's Privates (lol!)

 

I think the whole Ryan Shamrock character may have been just an excuse to use that pun

 

Anyone remember any others?

[Guest dreamer420]

Saving Ryan's Privates (lol!)

 

I think the whole Ryan Shamrock character may have been just an excuse to use that pun

i don't think it was called that was it. i thought his film with ryan was called sister act or something like that.

[Guest HartFan86]

One of them was called "Saving Ryan's Privates". I think he made 2 of them with her, actually.

[Guest prez]

No, he introduced it as "Saving Ryan's Privates", but then when they showed it, the title screen said "Sister Act: starring Ken Shamrock's sister". Still, during the "movie", he said, "I'm about to make my latest video flick entitled 'Saving Ryan's Privates'." So I guess Val had trouble deciding on a title. I remember watching and thinking, "What the hell? Why does it have two different titles?"

[Guest HartFan86]

Hmm....weird.

[Guest mesepher]

I remember when Kaientai was going to castrate Val for going after YamaGuichiSon... (spelling error!)

 

good stuff, haha.

[Guest dreamer420]

the image of val standing in a lockerroom, bare ass to the camera while yamaguchi-son brought the big samerai sword down was too funny and then when he appeared with john wayne bobbitt shortly after it got really stupid.