Tom Zenk is writing a book

[Guest goodhelmet]

over at zenk's site, he gives us a preview of what will be in his book coming out at the turn of the year. it looks interesting to say the least...

 

 

 

Tom Zenk’s new book - available January 2003 >

(300 pages in paperback)

Previews

 

“Let justice be served. Zenk crucifies the freaks that fu*ked him over and spares no-one.....”

 

“Aggressive and vicious, Zenk runs roughshod.. ."

 

"Victims suck. Being a victim only sells on Oprah. Zenk’s book is not Oprah.”

 

“A wrestler chokes out McMahon; another fights a rival bike gang, one by one, for a small amount of meth from super tough Angels in the basement of their church; a disaffected wrestler shoots up a promoters office with a 9 mm pistol ; another carves a broad in Jacksonville, Fla with his diamond cutter; a world champ and his mercy hand/hack jobs by maids; the pussy ‘Animal’ Laurenitis gets called out;

 

Zenk gets payback on Magnum TA courtesy of a broad's sloppy tongue….."

 

Brian Pillman who loved pussy and funzies – “a little train that could! His engine just ran down” - "It had all become just one pill away from a long sleep for Brian"; a celebration of his life and misdeeds (“the hand touching is a classic, he will be proud.”); the fu*cks at WCW who threw every roadblock in Pillman's way; Pillman shoots on New Jack, DDP, Hogan, Bischoff, Sullivan and the bookerman angle; Cacti - the cheap ugly simpleminded goof - exposed!!

 

The trash 'in charge' – the Connecticut Carney who turns up for his federal court trial in a neck brace; Cowboy Bill Watts pissing in a trash can at Ted Turner's Christmas party; Ole Anderson offers to perform fellatio on a roomful of wrestlers for the money Turner pays his main eventers; Eric Bischoff can't remember if he paid a prostitute to have sex with his wife.

 

“On Trial with Vince McMahon” - Zenk’s testimony to the 1994 McMahon trial – what was said and what was left unsaid; "The same people who were denying steroid use in 1992 were testifying that they were lying to the press while under oath in 1994 - [Dave Meltzer]" ; Zenk's previously unknown role; "NBC 20/20 rang me wen I was up at the lake with Scotty Steiner. I tipped off JJ Dillon. JJ told me "The past is forgotten....." Later that evening McMahon called. My girlfriend answered. “This is Vincent K. McMahon speaking. Is Tom there please?” I picked up and said, “Hello? Who’s calling please?” He said, “Didn’t your wife tell you?” I said. “I’m sorry, who’s that?” He said “Vincent K. McMahon.” I said “Who?” .....";

The phoney medical checks; tackle boxes full of drugs; wrestling’s finest whacked out on crack, shitty steroids, and funzies at Wrestlemania; "xxx was the main guy who buzzed us [on steroids] – “Hey Tom you’re looking a little small" - "They got us doing public service announcements with needles hanging out of our asses"; the WWF sex scandals...."

 

“Wrestling’s “On the Road” - a long, strange journey across America - from the regional territories of Zenk’s rookie years to the prime time TV sports entertainment monopolies - a route littered with drug abuse, sex, violence, perversion, biker gangs, politicians, the Mob, dead bodies and silent witnesses. A story written by someone who’s lived to tell the tale and nothing to lose from telling it, in ALL it’s mindblowing detail. It’ll leave you looking at your Monday night screens as you’ve never seen them before……"

 

CONTENTS

 

Introduction

 

Chapter One: The Necessary Equipment - Narcotics and Steriods

 

Chapter Two: Learning the Con - The Work, Marks and Working Marks

 

Chapter Three: How Drugs and TV Changed the Game

 

Chapter Four – Wrestling and the Mob

 

Chapter Five – 'The Connecticut Carney' – Vincent Kennedy McMahon

 

Chapter Six – Inside Whackey World - WWF

 

Chapter Seven - Ted Turner and the Men who killed ‘the Best Chance Wrestling Ever Had’

 

Chapter Eight - – White Meat Babyface – sex, drugs, perverts

 

Chapter Nine – On Trial with Vince McMahon

 

Chapter Ten – Conversations with a Dead Man - 'The Loose Cannon' Brian Pillman

 

Chapter Eleven – Dead bodies everywhere …..

 

Chapter Twelve : The Minnesota Connection; Road Warriors----Rick Rude ---Scott Norton ----Curt Hennig ---Ric Flair --- John Nord ---- Kevin ‘Nailz’ Wacholz ---- Governor Jess..

 

Chapter Thirteen - The Best and Worst of the Rest - with a special case study of Diamond Dallas Page

 

Chapter Fourteen - The Afterwards

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

man that sounds awesome and HONEST. he was always my fave guest on meltz's show anyway.

[Guest dreamer420]

sounds like it could be a very interesting read. zenk is never one to hold back what he thinks so an entire book of his greavences should rock.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Consider it bought. Man this definately sounds like another project vince is gonna hate. Anyone got word on Maxx Paynes movie?

[Guest TPC]

It looks very interesting. The last wrestling book I read was "Complete guides to pro wrestling" and I was very good. But i can't wait until this book comes out. A smark book is always fun and good to read.

[Guest Austin3164life]

Tom Zenk once wrote this excellent article on the current events in the WWE. I totally agreed with him on mostly all his points. He's an intelligent guy. I'll be first in line to buy it.....

[Guest goodhelmet]

Tom Zenk once wrote this excellent article on the current events in the WWE. I totally agreed with him on mostly all his points. He's an intelligent guy. I'll be first in line to buy it.....

correction, you'll be second in line!

[Guest jester]

Suddenly, Tom Zenk is offered a job by Vince McMahon....

 

jester

[Guest Nezbyte]

From the little previes/reviews, sounds very interesting to say something. Ill get it.

[Guest dreamer420]

Suddenly, Tom Zenk is offered a job by Vince McMahon....

 

jester

i wouldn't doubt it.

[Guest jester]

Suddenly, Tom Zenk is offered a job by Vince McMahon....

 

jester

i wouldn't doubt it.

I think I'll write a tell-all book about the WWE/F. Then maybe I can get a job there.

 

I know dick all about the business, but I won't let that stop me.

 

jester

[Guest RetroRob215]

I can't wait to read that one. A few months ago someone in the WWE folder wondered who would write a "tell-all" book. Now we know.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I'll write a tell-all book about how the WWE is and how Stacy Keibler held me down. Then I'm sure to get a job there! and some poon!

 

is Zenk's book gonna be subtitled "Conspiracy Theory"?

[Guest UltimateWarrior]

YES