Who truly has the most dangerous pants?

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

We've all heard it. The loud smack that Tajiri's kicks make as they richochet off someone's forehead. The crack of Test's boot as it brushes the general area of his opponent's head. Obviously these sounds do not come from the pure force in which both men push their mighty feet with, oh no, it's the pants. Whos pants are truly more dangerous? I personally am going with Tajiri, as he does not have to obviously slap his hip/ass area like Test does to get the sound of it all. He doesn't look like a horse either.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I don't know if this is true, but way-back-when..somebody posted something here that said Tajiri had something in his boots that made the loud noise. Just what I heard.

[Guest undisputedjericho]

Gotta be Tajiri's. He has a dragon and japanese stuff on them and whatnot, plus a karate type belt.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

He has something in his shoes that makes the noise? Like what? I say bubble wrapping.

[Guest AssDroid!]

I'm going to go out on a limb and be the first to choose Test's pants as the toughest of the two. I do this because I've seen Tajiri punch his palm sometimes when he does the Buzzsaw Kick. Test uses the "power of the pants" all the time Tajiri uses his hand and apparently an apparatus in his boots sometimes.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Mysterio looks to be sporting some pretty bad-ass pants if the pics of his new look can be trusted.

[Guest TheSmarkzone]

Tajiri wears special kick pads underneath his pants that "crack" when he kicks something. I hear that even when throwing shadow kicks, he gets some pretty good cracks. Test just slaps his thigh...hence the leather pants.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I think the most dangerous pants in the WWF belong to Kidman.

 

"Who wears short shorts?"

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I would have to go with Tajiri because of the dragon and Japanese stuff on there, as compared to Test who either does or used to have that dumb ass Test symbol on there. Tajiri all the way.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

I'm afraid I may have to declare Test's Power Of The Pants the greatest. Tajiri seems to be more of a boot man himself, which is fine, but this ain't a bootin contest, it's a pantsin contest. Test ladies and gentleman! Your 2002 Pants GOD.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Test's title will mean even less when Rey debuts with his pants of doom.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

If Rey doesn't slap the shit out of them pants like Test does, then he ain't got NOTHIN on the..uh...Test doesn't really have any nicknames. So i'll stop now.

[Guest godthedog]

jericho's "green day international superhits" pants are by far the most dangerous in the federation, they instill fashion fear in everyone he faces.

[Guest What?!]

I can remember the time Test was wearing jeans and did the big boot and no sound effect came of it. He looked so stupid slapping his thigh.

 

As for danger pants, I'm going to go with Chris Jericho's tight black and white chekered pants.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Albert's little Black tights, UGH! Most dangerous to Ratings.

 

Doesn't Taker slap his pants some times when he's punching to get that slap sound? Unless those gloves he wears gives off the loud slap?

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Yeah but Test has put the Rock down with his big boot,The biggest guy Tajiri beat has been Jericho, and everybody's beaten him

 

Rey will rule all though

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Tajiri is God. The end.

[Guest GenerationNever]

Tajiri is God. The end.

Then the writers must be no-selling his divinity.

[Guest Anglesault]

Undertaker's Survivor Series 00 pants

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Huh? I've always liked Mysterio's pants too... but I'd kill to be HALF as stylish as Jericho!

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Undertaker's Survivor Series 00 pants

woah! forgot about those snakeskin bad boys.

 

does anyone else think this thread has become even more hilarious than it was intended to be.

 

 

and, yes, Jericho always keeps his opponents off guard with his "Pants of the Week" strategy.

[Guest NoCalMike]

I remember back in ECW, Stevie Richard's "Stevie-kick" made the same noise on impact, although I wonder what he used to cause it.

[Guest AssDroid!]

Chuck Palumbo has some pretty scary pants. Way too much ass showing there for anyone's tastes!

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

We're all forgetting the most dangerous of all....The Dustin Rhodes leather pants from his final WCW days. Does Dustin have a turtle in the front of them? No. It's just his NUTS perfectly outlined children. Everyone shudder...NOW.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

if they were his nuts, does that explain how he got Terri?

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

For some reason, I bet it doesn't take much to get Terri. "hey Terrrrrri...I'll with hold food from you!" She'd be all over you in a second

[Guest DrEvil]

Tajiri's pants are what 2 1/2, 3 feet? Test's pants are at least 3 1/2 feet tall. Those pants are a hoss dammit!!

 

 

I'd imagine Big Show's and Rikishi's pants would get pretty scary after some mexican food.

[Guest jester]

Do Cena's green shorts count towards this dicussion? I personally think it looks like someone sewed his trunks out of an old Libyan flag.

 

jester

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

What about Tommy Dreamer's pants?

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Another dangerous pair of pants is Sabu's MC Hammer pants. He tended to slap his hip for a crack sound too at times. Someone give Sabu a job dammit.