Who truly has the most dangerous pants?

[Guest Incandenza]

LesnarLunatic already brought it up, but Kidman's tiny pants unnerve me. Why are they so small? I can understand why with Chuck Palumbo--it goes with his gimmick--but Kidman's short shorts defy logical thought. I mean, outside of Torrie Wilson, who likes seeing the man parading around in those nut huggers?

[Guest Anglesault]

Didn't Stevie Richards steal Tommy Dreamer's pants?

[Guest y2jailbait]

Ahmed Johnsons shorts *Shivers*

Hell, what about Million Dollar Man Ted Dibease Removable, shiny pants. Those things owned! I wish i had a pair of those, the ladies would sworm my way no doubt.

[Guest AssDroid!]

Yeah, Ahmed had a bad case of perma-wedgie.

 

And as for Dustin Rhodes, the nut-hugging problem has always plagued him. Some of his Goldust stuff is just as bad.

 

And while we are on the subject of the Rhodes', how about Dusty's polka-dots?