What should I do to no-showers?

[Guest Suicide King]

Pretty clear I think...

[Guest Kibagami]

You forgot "Feed them to the Clannites."

 

I vote for that one, by the way.

 

S.

[Guest Ace309]

Forgive them once. However, since they've both already BEEN forgiven once, cheese grater it is.

 

Alternatively, let me write the non-matches when you schedule them and they double no-show. I've got so many ideas built up.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I'll take care of the bastards...

 

*takes out the zapper thingamabobber*

[Guest hhh6294]

I can't be killed. I got something in. Sure, it was abouth 50 words or something like that, but with the shit going on at work, it's all I could do.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

While we're on the subject, it's about 15 minutes past deadline, and I've also received no matches... considering that I'm marking the main event, that's not cool, folks.

 

Get those matches in or I have you both flown in to Miami for a very special Miami Mayhem/Bra and Panties match. Against Thugg. And Thugg ain't losing.

[Guest redbaron51]

hmmm...and i have a recent going with no shows...

 

but the tony's are horrendusly bad, but with Edwin it'll be even worse.

 

Or...have them watch the tony's with Edwin on Outcast lawn, and let thoth rape both of them

[Guest chirs3]

I say get the funny-haha's in the fed to write the humiliation match FOR them, against the Cock and Johnny Generic.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Or how about their next match, they have to job to their opponent? No matter who that opponent is? And it HAS to WIN, otherwise, they have to job their next match. And the match after that

 

Let the limit of this be up to three, and let's see how little they job.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Flik has a remarkable idea there, but I voted for watching the Tonys with me, because I have no friends.

 

::cry::

[Guest Suicide King]

Jake and Fugue. I received something from each of you 4 hours late after neither of you asked for an extension. Why should I accept it?

 

Luckily I'm in a giving mood. Send it to me again, as I deleted them the first time. you have until midnight Eastern.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

That's harsh King...

 

but freakin' awesome!

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Whatever horrible torture you guys induce on my character, I'll be no-selling it from 26072365 internet sites away.

 

OK, it seems that WHATEVER THE FUCK I TRY TO WORK ON FROM MY COMPUTER, my parents have to pop SOMETHING out of their asses to disrupt me/ruin my image at whatever thing I'm participating in and constantly leave me at a loss. They didn't even bother reminding me about some stupid trip to my relatives today because they had it planned 3 WEEKS AGO... they could've said something yesterday, but they didn't.

 

So I have just said to myself, FUCK IT ALL. It's been a year now, I would be in the WF if it weren't for fucking no-shows, and I've just decided it's a hopeless, retarded situation and God put a fucking curse on me or something, because I've tried day in and day out to make up for all my mistakes, but everything falls flat. It is the summer now... I can't use school as an excuse. It is obvious now that every attempt to have just a SMUDGE of dignity is futile.

 

I'll see you all later, when I've become pissed off enough to kill my parents. Yeah. And congrats to CIA who'll probly almost never no-show, and win the tourney if he's lucky.

 

Until then...

 

-Flexxx... god, what was I on when I signed up with that name? My name is DAN.

 

P.S. feel free to flame me for constant bitching while I'm not here to read it, and try to feel all sparkly special too.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Dude....angry much?

 

Ummm...I take it I should not expect a match from you?!?

 

Just kidding man. Well, when you get your shit together...or kill your parents....come back and party with us.

 

Da "it sounds like he's leaving" H

[Guest SupaTaft]

Ok, now I'm confused (not hard), are you leaving? Is it for good or just until you kill your parents (I gathered that much)? I'm sorry, I don't speak pissed off raving. I'm usually happy!

 

Anyways, have Thoth line them up nude on a wall, and have him say what needs to be said to them. After each gets verbally beat down, they get a shot in the ass by Thoth.

 

Either that or have them be kidnapped by a crazy rabbi and say that after a few drinks he decided to circumcise everyone there, and he took a bit too much off the top (i.e. all) and they were found later, bound, naked, foaming at the mouth, and raving in the woods.

 

Just my two cents...

 

-Taft

[Guest Listen2Reason]

Well, I originally sent my match to the Suicide King around 2:53 PM, Eastern time. I know this because I have a little program which queries an atomic clock somewhere on the net and sets my computer to "exactly the right time". ( http://www.worldtimeserver.com ) And my computer is set to Eastern time because I live in New York. Anyway, next I look in my "Sent Items" folder, and I see that the time on the message I sent to Suicide King was 7:01 PM, "board time". That message contains a polite request for clarification regarding the due time, as I was fairly sure that sending at the time I did would be okay. A few minutes before writing this post, I made a test post on the Test Forums of the main board, and the time on that post was about 12:59 PM "board time". My computer clock says 9:02 PM; from this I can predict that the time given on the board for this post which I'm writing right now will be a few minutes after 1:00AM...roughly the same as the time on the message I sent to Suicide King re-sending the match. And that, as they say, is that...have I done anything wrong? Please, guys, let me know if I made a mistake somewhere. (Just don't bother telling me not to leave things to the last minute...'cause that's something I already know I shouldn't do...; )

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Flik has a remarkable idea there, but I voted for watching the Tonys with me, because I have no friends.

 

::cry::

*consoles Edwin* There, there... If ya want, I'll be yer friend. For free to boot!

 

Well, I originally sent my match to the Suicide King around 2:53 PM, Eastern time. I know this because I have a little program which queries an atomic clock somewhere on the net and sets my computer to "exactly the right time". ( http://www.worldtimeserver.com ) And my computer is set to Eastern time because I live in New York. Anyway, next I look in my "Sent Items" folder, and I see that the time on the message I sent to Suicide King was 7:01 PM, "board time". That message contains a polite request for clarification regarding the due time, as I was fairly sure that sending at the time I did would be okay. A few minutes before writing this post, I made a test post on the Test Forums of the main board, and the time on that post was about 12:59 PM "board time". My computer clock says 9:02 PM; from this I can predict that the time given on the board for this post which I'm writing right now will be a few minutes after 1:00AM...roughly the same as the time on the message I sent to Suicide King re-sending the match. And that, as they say, is that...have I done anything wrong? Please, guys, let me know if I made a mistake somewhere. (Just don't bother telling me not to leave things to the last minute...'cause that's something I already know I shouldn't do...; )

 

Got no clue. Would someone like to help this poor lad on this subject?