Getting Ready for EWF Championship Wrestling

[Guest dlman]

EWF Owner/President Dlman walks into the EWF arena as the ring crew puts everything up for the show. He learns that not one ticket has been sold, but figures thats okay for now.

He goes into his main office and sits down behind his desk where the phone the rings:

 

Dlman: Extreme Wrestling Federation.

Caller: Hey brotha howz it goin?

Dlman: Hogan, thank God you called. Not one person has bought a single ticket yet and the show is tomorrow!

Caller: Don't worry, they'll come. They always do.

Dlman: Thanks Hogan because knowing I have a professional behind my back will keep the EWF alive.

Hogan: Yes, about that I won't be able to make the show the tomorrow.

Dlman: WHAT????!!!!!!

Hogan: You see, I'm with the WWF now and I have to go to the Smackdown tapings and well they're an established mulit-million dollar corporation.

Dlman: BUT YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE PROPOSED SPECIAL ANNOUCEMENT!

Hogan: Well you know shit happens and Hall won't be able to make it either.

Dlman: What does Vince McMahon have that I don't?

Hogan: Let's see: everything that you don't.

Dlman: Okay Hogan just go to the WWF with your friends and see if I care.

(Slams down the phone)

Dlman: I'm screwed.

 

Remember, EWF Championship Wrestling is tomorrow and this is the last EWF update before the show. Take care with this shameless promotion!

 

 

Major announcements concerning the EWF:

The EWF will hold its first show tomorrow which will be called EWF Championship Wrestling live from the (fictional) EWF arena located in downtown Kansas City, MO!

The following wrestlers are confirmed for the event:

Brutus Beefcake, Jim Duggan, Jeff Jarret, Buff Bagwell, The Fake Razor Ramon, X-Pac, Sting, Ted Dibiase, The Maniac (fictional), Hardcore T (fictional), Cool G (fictional), and Chavo The Butcher (fictional).

Special appearances by: Bret Hart, actor Nick Spectre (fictional) performing as Hulk Hogan, and gool ol' JR!

 

The EWF arena can only hold a maximum of 2,000 so tickets will fly fast (hopefully)!

 

EWF Championship Wrestling tomorrow!

[Guest dlman]

The card for EWF Championship Wrestling:

(EWF World Championship) Sting vs Jeff Jarret

(EWF Intercontinental Championship) Brutus Beefcake vs X-Pac

(EWF TV Championship) The Maniac vs "Razor Ramon"

(EWF World Tag Team Championship) Hardcore T and Cool G (Double Trouble) vs Jim Duggan/Ted Dibiase

Special Main Event: Bret Hart vs Chavo The Butcher

Announcing By: EWF Owner/President Dlman and special guest JR!

 

Plus a special message from "Hulk Hogan" himself!

 

It sure looks "exciting", right?

[Guest Haku]

it looks pretty boring by the looks of it but how you take this hogan quitting thing interests me.